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<blockquote data-quote="Zinovia" data-source="post: 5502055" data-attributes="member: 57373"><p><strong>RAW Orb Wizard</strong></p><p>(To the tune of <em>Pinball Wizard</em> by the Who)</p><p>By Zinovia</p><p></p><p>Ever since I started 4E</p><p>Each class I heard their call</p><p>From clerics down to warlocks</p><p>I must have played them all</p><p>But I ain't seen nothing like him</p><p>In any dungeon crawl</p><p>That old robed wizard</p><p>Sure wields a mean glass ball</p><p></p><p>He casts spells around him</p><p>His targeting is keen</p><p>Slaying all the minions</p><p>The body count's obscene</p><p>But when he fights a solo</p><p>You know it's gonna fall</p><p>That old robed wizard</p><p>Sure wields a mean glass ball</p><p></p><p>He's a RAW orb wizard</p><p>His spells you can't resist</p><p>A RAW orb wizard</p><p>His effects they all persist</p><p></p><p>Hey do you think he's broken? </p><p>(I think so) </p><p>Orb makes him too good!</p><p></p><p>Save penalties a stackin'</p><p>With no chance to dispel</p><p>The monsters he's attackin'</p><p>Failed saves then they fell</p><p>Always pushin' creatures</p><p>Into his fire wall</p><p>That old robed wizard</p><p>Sure wields a mean glass ball</p><p></p><p>I thought I was </p><p>The striker damage king </p><p>But I just handed </p><p>My "I win" button to him </p><p></p><p>Even 'gainst elites and solos</p><p>He can beat the best</p><p>He shoots them with his magic</p><p>His orb just does the rest</p><p>He's got crazy hot d20s</p><p>Never seen him fall</p><p>That old robed wizard </p><p>Sure wields a mean glass ball.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I will leave <em>Won't Get Fooled Again</em> as an exercise for the reader. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zinovia, post: 5502055, member: 57373"] [b]RAW Orb Wizard[/b] (To the tune of [i]Pinball Wizard[/i] by the Who) By Zinovia Ever since I started 4E Each class I heard their call From clerics down to warlocks I must have played them all But I ain't seen nothing like him In any dungeon crawl That old robed wizard Sure wields a mean glass ball He casts spells around him His targeting is keen Slaying all the minions The body count's obscene But when he fights a solo You know it's gonna fall That old robed wizard Sure wields a mean glass ball He's a RAW orb wizard His spells you can't resist A RAW orb wizard His effects they all persist Hey do you think he's broken? (I think so) Orb makes him too good! Save penalties a stackin' With no chance to dispel The monsters he's attackin' Failed saves then they fell Always pushin' creatures Into his fire wall That old robed wizard Sure wields a mean glass ball I thought I was The striker damage king But I just handed My "I win" button to him Even 'gainst elites and solos He can beat the best He shoots them with his magic His orb just does the rest He's got crazy hot d20s Never seen him fall That old robed wizard Sure wields a mean glass ball. I will leave [i]Won't Get Fooled Again[/i] as an exercise for the reader. ;) [/QUOTE]
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