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<blockquote data-quote="Pbartender" data-source="post: 3272385" data-attributes="member: 7533"><p>Similar story...</p><p></p><p>Way back when, I was working in a general warehouse. My job for the week was building crates and pallets with another fellow who was a pretty big jag-off. Quick digression... Pneumatic nail guns, for those who don't know, have two triggers -- the actual trigger, and the barrel of the gun itself -- both have to be pressed down to fire a nail. Normally, when you aren't actively nailing something, you take your finger off the trigger to prevent misfires. ...back to the story. Anyway, one day, this fellow was goofing around with his nail gun, pretending he was a cowboy or a gangster or something -- Hurr, hurr. With his finger on the trigger, he swung the nail gun around and the nozzle hit the very edge of our work bench and spit out a nail... It went straight through the leather upper of his boot, through the middle of his foot, through the rubber sole, and then blunted itself on the concrete floor of the warehouse. That's right... He essentially rivetted his boot to his foot. </p><p></p><p>The paramedics had to cut away the boot leather, and then hacksaw the head of the nail off to get his foot out of the boot.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pbartender, post: 3272385, member: 7533"] Similar story... Way back when, I was working in a general warehouse. My job for the week was building crates and pallets with another fellow who was a pretty big jag-off. Quick digression... Pneumatic nail guns, for those who don't know, have two triggers -- the actual trigger, and the barrel of the gun itself -- both have to be pressed down to fire a nail. Normally, when you aren't actively nailing something, you take your finger off the trigger to prevent misfires. ...back to the story. Anyway, one day, this fellow was goofing around with his nail gun, pretending he was a cowboy or a gangster or something -- Hurr, hurr. With his finger on the trigger, he swung the nail gun around and the nozzle hit the very edge of our work bench and spit out a nail... It went straight through the leather upper of his boot, through the middle of his foot, through the rubber sole, and then blunted itself on the concrete floor of the warehouse. That's right... He essentially rivetted his boot to his foot. The paramedics had to cut away the boot leather, and then hacksaw the head of the nail off to get his foot out of the boot. [/QUOTE]
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