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<blockquote data-quote="Scott DeWar" data-source="post: 5625265" data-attributes="member: 49929"><p><u><em>THE FAQ's (Frequently Asked Questions )</em></u></p><p></p><p><strong>Question:</strong> What about Solar Power? Where are the elephants coming from there? And what are they using as a food source?</p><p></p><p><strong>Answer:</strong> It should be noted that scientists are divided by conflicting views of sunlight, that it is either a Waveform or a Solid Particle. Some actually hold both views to be true! Attempts to deride Elephanticity with pseudo science like this show the shocking depths to which our critics will sink before acknowledging The Truth.</p><p></p><p><strong>Question:</strong> I've been working with electrical wiring for many years, and can tell you that every time I've cut into wires, they have not been hollow. There is no room for your elephants to crawl through them.</p><p></p><p><strong>Answer:</strong> Actually, that was more of an attack than a question, but we will address it. If you are a member of the electricity work force, it is in your best interests to support the prevailing electrical 'theories.' Your anecdotal evidence is suspect at best. Still, people that believe in electricity tend to accept the basic Bohr Atomic 'theory,' that matter is made up of small particles grouped together, orbited by even smaller particles. Every discussion of this structure stresses the huge amount of space between and within atoms. It would be through this space that the elephants could travel. </p><p></p><p><strong>Question:</strong> Does the Bible discuss elephanticity?</p><p></p><p><strong>Answer: </strong>Not directly, but Matthew 19:24, Mark 10:25 and Luke 18:25 maintain that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to get into heaven. So if the bible includes camels small enough to pass through a needle's eye, it is easy enough to believe there are elephants that small, too.</p><p></p><p><strong>Question:</strong> Isn't the theory of electricity closely tied to the theory of magnetism? Surely there are no elephants in the magnets on your fridge?</p><p></p><p><strong>Answer:</strong> First off, child, not all of us have refrigerators, so please stop making sweeping generalizations and characterizations about people you haven't met. Second off, if electricity and magnetism are so similar, how come refrigerator magnets don't need batteries?</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Question:</strong> What is the binding force of a microphant?</p><p></p><p><strong>Answer: </strong>Peanut butter.</p><p></p><p><strong>Question:</strong> So, how can elephants in a car radio do radio shows?</p><p></p><p><strong>Answer:</strong> Not many people know that 'radio' is just another form of light. Actually, it is supposed to be light that we cannot see, if that makes any sense. Imagine the usefulness of a flashlight with invisible light. This doublespeak is just a slightly more sophisticated use of the pseudo science already addressed above</p><p></p><p><strong>Question</strong>: So how does nuclear power provide electricity?</p><p></p><p><strong>Answer:</strong> Nuclear power plants are plugged into already-extant electrical distribution systems and do not affect the supply of electricity. Any readings that may indicate otherwise are clearly misunderstandings of the physical facts. Once again, electricity is only a 'theory.' Even if it was actually correct, there is no absolute proof that the gauges and dials involved indicate exactly what we think they measure. At the best, they can only provide information that seems to support our existing hypothesis. And remember, they were built, not to test any theory, but to mechanize a theory that had been accepted as FACT.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Scott DeWar, post: 5625265, member: 49929"] [U][I]THE FAQ's (Frequently Asked Questions )[/I][/U] [B]Question:[/B] What about Solar Power? Where are the elephants coming from there? And what are they using as a food source? [B]Answer:[/B] It should be noted that scientists are divided by conflicting views of sunlight, that it is either a Waveform or a Solid Particle. Some actually hold both views to be true! Attempts to deride Elephanticity with pseudo science like this show the shocking depths to which our critics will sink before acknowledging The Truth. [B]Question:[/B] I've been working with electrical wiring for many years, and can tell you that every time I've cut into wires, they have not been hollow. There is no room for your elephants to crawl through them. [B]Answer:[/B] Actually, that was more of an attack than a question, but we will address it. If you are a member of the electricity work force, it is in your best interests to support the prevailing electrical 'theories.' Your anecdotal evidence is suspect at best. Still, people that believe in electricity tend to accept the basic Bohr Atomic 'theory,' that matter is made up of small particles grouped together, orbited by even smaller particles. Every discussion of this structure stresses the huge amount of space between and within atoms. It would be through this space that the elephants could travel. [B]Question:[/B] Does the Bible discuss elephanticity? [B]Answer: [/B]Not directly, but Matthew 19:24, Mark 10:25 and Luke 18:25 maintain that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to get into heaven. So if the bible includes camels small enough to pass through a needle's eye, it is easy enough to believe there are elephants that small, too. [B]Question:[/B] Isn't the theory of electricity closely tied to the theory of magnetism? Surely there are no elephants in the magnets on your fridge? [B]Answer:[/B] First off, child, not all of us have refrigerators, so please stop making sweeping generalizations and characterizations about people you haven't met. Second off, if electricity and magnetism are so similar, how come refrigerator magnets don't need batteries? [B]Question:[/B] What is the binding force of a microphant? [B]Answer: [/B]Peanut butter. [B]Question:[/B] So, how can elephants in a car radio do radio shows? [B]Answer:[/B] Not many people know that 'radio' is just another form of light. Actually, it is supposed to be light that we cannot see, if that makes any sense. Imagine the usefulness of a flashlight with invisible light. This doublespeak is just a slightly more sophisticated use of the pseudo science already addressed above [B]Question[/B]: So how does nuclear power provide electricity? [B]Answer:[/B] Nuclear power plants are plugged into already-extant electrical distribution systems and do not affect the supply of electricity. Any readings that may indicate otherwise are clearly misunderstandings of the physical facts. Once again, electricity is only a 'theory.' Even if it was actually correct, there is no absolute proof that the gauges and dials involved indicate exactly what we think they measure. At the best, they can only provide information that seems to support our existing hypothesis. And remember, they were built, not to test any theory, but to mechanize a theory that had been accepted as FACT. [/QUOTE]
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