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<blockquote data-quote="Waylander the Slayer" data-source="post: 2074817" data-attributes="member: 1830"><p><strong>Introducing: Yew</strong></p><p></p><p>Me by Yew</p><p>Written by my own hand in Cygnarian</p><p></p><p>Hullo all! It’s Yew or for those of you that don’t remember my full name it’s Yew-ladar-uren-ralog-gekan-ahun-emun-anhek. This translates from gobbrish to Inovative Dreamer- Clever Craftsman- Always Ready-Efficient Tool Maker. AS you all know I’m a wee one standing at only 3’3” and 35 lbs of lean mean Gobber. I’m bald do to a mishap while playing with Alchemical formulas. (Sometimes things just aren’t supposed to be mixed, But you never know till Yew tries.) Too most of you I probably seem rather flighty, don’t focus and anything or accomplish anything. And you know??? You’re probably right. But hey it’s just there are so many things around to fix or in my case re-fix. Everything can be made to work again you just need to take the time, even though it’s usually longer than taking it apart in the first place. I can make just about anything given the time so it’s handy to keep me around. (Or so I hope) </p><p>SO now a little about the past, before meeting up with you all, I did so traveling. I’ve repeatedly tried to join the Steamos Union but keep failing at the initial test….Well more like keep getting thrown out and disqualified, See they put the this piece of mechanica, or sometime a small work jack in front of Yew and tell Yew to fix it. No problem… So I always start off really well, but then I realize hey this is taking to long sooooo I give I a W H A C K. Then they throw me out don’t know why at no point did they say Yew can’t Jack Wrench it. All they say is get it working, they don’t say how or for how long. So I’ve been labeled as a Bodger. I think it’s an ugly word, I’m mechanic Damn it! The Union guys even took to nicknaming me Gob-Bog, which is highly unflattering because when they say it with their accent it sounds like gar-bage. IT’S JUST NOT RIGHT. </p><p>Now back to other things, I have had some dealings with the black market and that’s where I met one of my closest friends (as well as one of the most annoying). He’s an Ogrun by the name of Gee-Lane Thanok. He was the muscle that was sent with me on several occasions. He’s not to bright but has a good heart. But he keeps referring to me as his pet. Hence the reason I told you all NEVER REFER TO ME AS A PET! Anyway though he’s great. Hopefully you’ll get to meet him; he follows after me almost like a puppy. (which indecently tastes like rabbit) </p><p>Finally we come to my other comrade? Friend? Master? Not totally sure what he’d be considered? His name is Oh-Ren Bloodborn, He’s a Tollkin, well sort of. He’s a freak, not as big as other trols I’ve seen and he’s all white eww, how hard it is to hide when your that color. But then again he is always all covered in that muti-colored robbing. Any I kind of met him after I had gotten hungry and ate a gava lizard I saw walking along. BIG MISTAKE. It was some kind pet of his. The freak was going to kill me but I kind of talked him into not doing that evidently. I explained that I could help him get anything he needed to have for the weird stuff he’s into.</p><p>Anyway I hope this has been interesting at all to any of you, if not OH WELL!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Waylander the Slayer, post: 2074817, member: 1830"] [b]Introducing: Yew[/b] Me by Yew Written by my own hand in Cygnarian Hullo all! It’s Yew or for those of you that don’t remember my full name it’s Yew-ladar-uren-ralog-gekan-ahun-emun-anhek. This translates from gobbrish to Inovative Dreamer- Clever Craftsman- Always Ready-Efficient Tool Maker. AS you all know I’m a wee one standing at only 3’3” and 35 lbs of lean mean Gobber. I’m bald do to a mishap while playing with Alchemical formulas. (Sometimes things just aren’t supposed to be mixed, But you never know till Yew tries.) Too most of you I probably seem rather flighty, don’t focus and anything or accomplish anything. And you know??? You’re probably right. But hey it’s just there are so many things around to fix or in my case re-fix. Everything can be made to work again you just need to take the time, even though it’s usually longer than taking it apart in the first place. I can make just about anything given the time so it’s handy to keep me around. (Or so I hope) SO now a little about the past, before meeting up with you all, I did so traveling. I’ve repeatedly tried to join the Steamos Union but keep failing at the initial test….Well more like keep getting thrown out and disqualified, See they put the this piece of mechanica, or sometime a small work jack in front of Yew and tell Yew to fix it. No problem… So I always start off really well, but then I realize hey this is taking to long sooooo I give I a W H A C K. Then they throw me out don’t know why at no point did they say Yew can’t Jack Wrench it. All they say is get it working, they don’t say how or for how long. So I’ve been labeled as a Bodger. I think it’s an ugly word, I’m mechanic Damn it! The Union guys even took to nicknaming me Gob-Bog, which is highly unflattering because when they say it with their accent it sounds like gar-bage. IT’S JUST NOT RIGHT. Now back to other things, I have had some dealings with the black market and that’s where I met one of my closest friends (as well as one of the most annoying). He’s an Ogrun by the name of Gee-Lane Thanok. He was the muscle that was sent with me on several occasions. He’s not to bright but has a good heart. But he keeps referring to me as his pet. Hence the reason I told you all NEVER REFER TO ME AS A PET! Anyway though he’s great. Hopefully you’ll get to meet him; he follows after me almost like a puppy. (which indecently tastes like rabbit) Finally we come to my other comrade? Friend? Master? Not totally sure what he’d be considered? His name is Oh-Ren Bloodborn, He’s a Tollkin, well sort of. He’s a freak, not as big as other trols I’ve seen and he’s all white eww, how hard it is to hide when your that color. But then again he is always all covered in that muti-colored robbing. Any I kind of met him after I had gotten hungry and ate a gava lizard I saw walking along. BIG MISTAKE. It was some kind pet of his. The freak was going to kill me but I kind of talked him into not doing that evidently. I explained that I could help him get anything he needed to have for the weird stuff he’s into. Anyway I hope this has been interesting at all to any of you, if not OH WELL! [/QUOTE]
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