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<blockquote data-quote="Dire Lemming" data-source="post: 3959631" data-attributes="member: 21457"><p><span style="font-size: 9px">OOC: Roflol! Three cheers for Baldur's Gate parody! Hip hip Hurrah!</span></p><p></p><p>Milton returns his attention to the two original occupants of the table. <span style="color: Magenta">"I am most enlightened to meet you both. Egads! You have a polecat in your pocket! Or rather, your shirt... Hm... I ounce had a rodent companion, one day I sat on him."</span> His eyes start to water and he start sniffling. <span style="color: Magenta">"Poor Reginald Heinrich Zhao McFinigan Ramos Cortez the eleventh... I haven't been able to find a suitable replacement since."</span> He wipes his eyes and looks up again. Smiling through the tears. <span style="color: Magenta">"Miss Mia... That is ridiculous. Whoever dares compare you to a canine again in my presence in anything but a complementary way shall be kissed by my fist. That means that I shall punch them in the face... What is this mind problem you speak of? Perhaps I can assist. Many have told me that I have a unique way of thinking. I hit some of them for glaring at me, but not all of them. Yes, I have made up my mind. I shall assist you in any way possible Miss Mia... and uh, Cray. No, no, don't try to refuse, I insist."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dire Lemming, post: 3959631, member: 21457"] [SIZE=1]OOC: Roflol! Three cheers for Baldur's Gate parody! Hip hip Hurrah![/SIZE] Milton returns his attention to the two original occupants of the table. [COLOR=Magenta]"I am most enlightened to meet you both. Egads! You have a polecat in your pocket! Or rather, your shirt... Hm... I ounce had a rodent companion, one day I sat on him."[/COLOR] His eyes start to water and he start sniffling. [COLOR=Magenta]"Poor Reginald Heinrich Zhao McFinigan Ramos Cortez the eleventh... I haven't been able to find a suitable replacement since."[/COLOR] He wipes his eyes and looks up again. Smiling through the tears. [COLOR=Magenta]"Miss Mia... That is ridiculous. Whoever dares compare you to a canine again in my presence in anything but a complementary way shall be kissed by my fist. That means that I shall punch them in the face... What is this mind problem you speak of? Perhaps I can assist. Many have told me that I have a unique way of thinking. I hit some of them for glaring at me, but not all of them. Yes, I have made up my mind. I shall assist you in any way possible Miss Mia... and uh, Cray. No, no, don't try to refuse, I insist."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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