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<blockquote data-quote="Mallus" data-source="post: 4466245" data-attributes="member: 3887"><p>If we'd have known people would pay for this stuff we wouldn't have given (most of) it away for free.<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> In case anyone is interested, here is the complete list of PC's for the inaugural port campaign...</p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Captain Artichoke</strong>: a human warlord who failed at soldiering only to find success as a motivational speaker/pamphleteer. He's "the son of a greengrocer with a sadly literal name and a woman with an unfortunate liking for military men". "Captain" is his actual first name, not his rank. He's played by our resident tactical genius and Pratchett fan.</li> </ul><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Mister Odanais Dare</strong>: a Byronic young dandy of a human wizard who was carrying out an incestuous affair with his sister until she was captured by air-pirates. He seeks her rescue, revenge, and a brandy of suitable complex flavor, in precisely that order.</li> </ul><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Heyoka Jumps-Off-Mountains</strong>: a Longtooth Shifter fighter from a small town near the Interior whose enthusiasm is only rivaled by his gullibility. He's described as a "puppy with a bastard sword".</li> </ul><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Penelope Pindar, aka The Black Burqa</strong>: a young female human ranger clad in head-to-toe clothing whose deadliness with a bow is only rivaled by her body-image issues.</li> </ul><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Asarlai</strong>: an elderly half elf whose novel approach to retirement was to a) decide his life up until that point was meaningless b) resume his incomplete warlock training and c) make a pact with the entities Beyond-the-Sea for the powers required to live out his remaining days as an adventurer. BTW, his curses are all variations on 'get off my lawn'.</li> </ul><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>A Nameless Dwarven Cleric</strong>: he's still being worked on, but we're trying to convince his player to worship the Sphere of Annihilation.</li> </ul><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Sir Yatagan Fracas</strong>: a Quixotic Dragonborn paladin and poet who sometimes goes by the name of poetic alter-ego, Onan Ruckus. His paladin's "mark" involves the spraying his sword with hallucinogenic semen from his cloaca and flinging it at opponents.</li> </ul><p></p><p>Together, they fight crime!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mallus, post: 4466245, member: 3887"] If we'd have known people would pay for this stuff we wouldn't have given (most of) it away for free.:) In case anyone is interested, here is the complete list of PC's for the inaugural port campaign... [list][b]Captain Artichoke[/b]: a human warlord who failed at soldiering only to find success as a motivational speaker/pamphleteer. He's "the son of a greengrocer with a sadly literal name and a woman with an unfortunate liking for military men". "Captain" is his actual first name, not his rank. He's played by our resident tactical genius and Pratchett fan.[/list] [list][b]Mister Odanais Dare[/b]: a Byronic young dandy of a human wizard who was carrying out an incestuous affair with his sister until she was captured by air-pirates. He seeks her rescue, revenge, and a brandy of suitable complex flavor, in precisely that order.[/list] [list][b]Heyoka Jumps-Off-Mountains[/b]: a Longtooth Shifter fighter from a small town near the Interior whose enthusiasm is only rivaled by his gullibility. He's described as a "puppy with a bastard sword".[/list] [list][b]Penelope Pindar, aka The Black Burqa[/b]: a young female human ranger clad in head-to-toe clothing whose deadliness with a bow is only rivaled by her body-image issues.[/list] [list][b]Asarlai[/b]: an elderly half elf whose novel approach to retirement was to a) decide his life up until that point was meaningless b) resume his incomplete warlock training and c) make a pact with the entities Beyond-the-Sea for the powers required to live out his remaining days as an adventurer. BTW, his curses are all variations on 'get off my lawn'.[/list] [list][b]A Nameless Dwarven Cleric[/b]: he's still being worked on, but we're trying to convince his player to worship the Sphere of Annihilation.[/list] [list][b]Sir Yatagan Fracas[/b]: a Quixotic Dragonborn paladin and poet who sometimes goes by the name of poetic alter-ego, Onan Ruckus. His paladin's "mark" involves the spraying his sword with hallucinogenic semen from his cloaca and flinging it at opponents.[/list] Together, they fight crime! [/QUOTE]
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