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<blockquote data-quote="Ulrick" data-source="post: 331724" data-attributes="member: 775"><p>A group of players are sitting around a table waiting for their DM to get his notes together and start the game.</p><p></p><p>Travis, who plays a rogue, couldn't attend the last session because of a family event. The DM's policy is to let another player run the absentee's character. Travis, doesn't know who nor does he care. His gaming buds are a fairly trustworthy lot.</p><p></p><p>Travis: "So what happened last time? Did my rogue get enough experience to finally gain a level?</p><p></p><p>Steve: "No, actually your character died."</p><p></p><p>Travis: "WHAT?" <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" /> </p><p></p><p>Nods of affirmation come from the other players.</p><p></p><p>Steve: "Yeah. Sorry, but your character had an alignment change. He suddenly went from being just plain neutral to chaotic evil. He tried to kill and steal from the group. My paladin had to kill him.</p><p></p><p>Travis: "No way."</p><p></p><p>Steve: "Yeah, the only good thing that came out of it was that my paladin got enough experience to gain a level."</p><p></p><p>Travis: "Wait, who ran my character?"</p><p></p><p>Steve: "I did." <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p></p><p></p><p>Ulrick</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ulrick, post: 331724, member: 775"] A group of players are sitting around a table waiting for their DM to get his notes together and start the game. Travis, who plays a rogue, couldn't attend the last session because of a family event. The DM's policy is to let another player run the absentee's character. Travis, doesn't know who nor does he care. His gaming buds are a fairly trustworthy lot. Travis: "So what happened last time? Did my rogue get enough experience to finally gain a level? Steve: "No, actually your character died." Travis: "WHAT?" :eek: Nods of affirmation come from the other players. Steve: "Yeah. Sorry, but your character had an alignment change. He suddenly went from being just plain neutral to chaotic evil. He tried to kill and steal from the group. My paladin had to kill him. Travis: "No way." Steve: "Yeah, the only good thing that came out of it was that my paladin got enough experience to gain a level." Travis: "Wait, who ran my character?" Steve: "I did." :D Ulrick [/QUOTE]
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