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<blockquote data-quote="Magius del Cotto" data-source="post: 519636" data-attributes="member: 6554"><p>Based on events that happened in my old gaming group:</p><p></p><p>How do you kill a thief? Give him a draught of Fire Breath and point him toward a small room full of trolls.</p><p>How can you tell a thief is in trouble while he's scouting ahead? He comes back.</p><p>What's the difference between Rock and Mud? Ask the elves that are stuck in the Rock. (Rock to mud and mud to rock combo to keep some elves from commiting suicide)</p><p>What happens when an irresistible force hits an unbreakable window? Oh, the walls come a-tumbling down.</p><p>How do you kill a thief that's immune to fire? Put him in a cold room.</p><p>What's a dwarven battlerager's most fearsome attack? His hug.</p><p>What's the difference between a dwarven battlerager and an orc? Getting hugged by an orc hurts a whole lot less.</p><p>How do dwarven Battleragers close with the enemy? Through the air, of course. </p><p>What has straight horns and a body covered in spikes? A dwarven battlerager that's been thrown into a wooden palisade.</p><p>What does a mage have to do with a dwarven Battlerager? As little as possible, if he can at all help it.</p><p></p><p>From my own twisted mind:</p><p>How do you kill a wizard? Have him cast a fireball into a 10x10 room.</p><p>What do orcs and Dwarven Battleragers see in each other? Intellectual equals.</p><p></p><p>If you think these are any good, feel free to put them wherever.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Magius del Cotto, post: 519636, member: 6554"] Based on events that happened in my old gaming group: How do you kill a thief? Give him a draught of Fire Breath and point him toward a small room full of trolls. How can you tell a thief is in trouble while he's scouting ahead? He comes back. What's the difference between Rock and Mud? Ask the elves that are stuck in the Rock. (Rock to mud and mud to rock combo to keep some elves from commiting suicide) What happens when an irresistible force hits an unbreakable window? Oh, the walls come a-tumbling down. How do you kill a thief that's immune to fire? Put him in a cold room. What's a dwarven battlerager's most fearsome attack? His hug. What's the difference between a dwarven battlerager and an orc? Getting hugged by an orc hurts a whole lot less. How do dwarven Battleragers close with the enemy? Through the air, of course. What has straight horns and a body covered in spikes? A dwarven battlerager that's been thrown into a wooden palisade. What does a mage have to do with a dwarven Battlerager? As little as possible, if he can at all help it. From my own twisted mind: How do you kill a wizard? Have him cast a fireball into a 10x10 room. What do orcs and Dwarven Battleragers see in each other? Intellectual equals. If you think these are any good, feel free to put them wherever. [/QUOTE]
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