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<blockquote data-quote="Mlwells" data-source="post: 5927334" data-attributes="member: 6694368"><p>Lanalia's eyes widen and her head crocks to the side. With grand gestures she points this way and that before letting her arms fall limply to her side. Her face a grimace before slackens into a look of disbelief that she directs at the young wizard.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">"Really? Really now? Ya gonna say that Sparky? Is that not what I've been saying all along! That way,</span>" she points in the direction Oraia is walking in, <span style="color: DarkOrchid">"will surely get us violated by slimy things in new and intimate ways. While that way,"</span> She gestures like a high end waiter toward the town proper, <span style="color: DarkOrchid">"Has F. A. T. McDoublewide. All we need to do is find him and 'nicely ask,'"</span> air quotes,<span style="color: DarkOrchid"> "what is really going on out here and what he is hiding from us. It would really expedite things. And barring that, we go back to my original plan! Everyone listening? Excellent!"</span></p><p></p><p>She puts her bow up and composes herself before continuing. Placing bent arms and hands forward she begins to describe her ultimate harpy finding plan. <span style="color: DarkOrchid">"We walk over to the local co-op,"</span> she makes walking fingers across the air. <span style="color: DarkOrchid">"And wake the proprietor if he is asleep. There we buy a back of seed. It matters not what seed, just whatever is the cheapest crop seed, my guess is corn or something. I digress. With bag in tow,"</span> she swings an imaginary canvas bag over her shoulder, <span style="color: DarkOrchid">"we make for the local arteest. However, this is when you Woof-woof man come in."</span> Lanalia gives a double point to Din. <span style="color: DarkOrchid">"I assume you have exceptional wood polishing and manipulation skills, honed by years upon years of living alone in the secluded forest. You will fashion a pole and a piece of bark together for Sparks here. At the arteest's place, Sparks will use his dainty hands to intricately write upon the bark, "free food." Once this is completed we shall make haste to the nearest small forest clearing. On arrival we will have to quickly pour the seed into a large pile in the center. Now, this is the most important part: We will take the sign and - wait for it - place it in the center of the pile of seed! Then, all we have to do is wait for the flappy bird things to arrive and we shoot them!"</span></p><p></p><p>Lanalia gives a curt nod to the group and leans back against the hut, satisfied that she has laid unto the masses what is surely the most splendid plan they have ever had the pleasure of hearing.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mlwells, post: 5927334, member: 6694368"] Lanalia's eyes widen and her head crocks to the side. With grand gestures she points this way and that before letting her arms fall limply to her side. Her face a grimace before slackens into a look of disbelief that she directs at the young wizard. [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]"Really? Really now? Ya gonna say that Sparky? Is that not what I've been saying all along! That way,[/COLOR]" she points in the direction Oraia is walking in, [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]"will surely get us violated by slimy things in new and intimate ways. While that way,"[/COLOR] She gestures like a high end waiter toward the town proper, [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]"Has F. A. T. McDoublewide. All we need to do is find him and 'nicely ask,'"[/COLOR] air quotes,[COLOR="DarkOrchid"] "what is really going on out here and what he is hiding from us. It would really expedite things. And barring that, we go back to my original plan! Everyone listening? Excellent!"[/COLOR] She puts her bow up and composes herself before continuing. Placing bent arms and hands forward she begins to describe her ultimate harpy finding plan. [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]"We walk over to the local co-op,"[/COLOR] she makes walking fingers across the air. [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]"And wake the proprietor if he is asleep. There we buy a back of seed. It matters not what seed, just whatever is the cheapest crop seed, my guess is corn or something. I digress. With bag in tow,"[/COLOR] she swings an imaginary canvas bag over her shoulder, [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]"we make for the local arteest. However, this is when you Woof-woof man come in."[/COLOR] Lanalia gives a double point to Din. [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]"I assume you have exceptional wood polishing and manipulation skills, honed by years upon years of living alone in the secluded forest. You will fashion a pole and a piece of bark together for Sparks here. At the arteest's place, Sparks will use his dainty hands to intricately write upon the bark, "free food." Once this is completed we shall make haste to the nearest small forest clearing. On arrival we will have to quickly pour the seed into a large pile in the center. Now, this is the most important part: We will take the sign and - wait for it - place it in the center of the pile of seed! Then, all we have to do is wait for the flappy bird things to arrive and we shoot them!"[/COLOR] Lanalia gives a curt nod to the group and leans back against the hut, satisfied that she has laid unto the masses what is surely the most splendid plan they have ever had the pleasure of hearing. [/QUOTE]
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