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<blockquote data-quote="The Grassy Gnoll" data-source="post: 6959122" data-attributes="member: 6788652"><p>Aloysius reflects, not for the first time, on how far he has fallen.</p><p></p><p>The Orc sniffing him - twice, mind you - is far from the worst thing he has experienced since his first death. The incident with the dog for one. But still, to have this creature snuffle over a von Hof! </p><p></p><p>He takes in his fellow guards-to-be. Strange bedfellows, indeed, though he is aware of just how strange he himself must appear nowadays. He sighs. </p><p></p><p>"Right. Yes. Hello? Yes." </p><p></p><p>His accent is perfect cut glass with a hint of the Northern mountains. Very out of place here.</p><p></p><p>"So, this, ah, Royal Guard. Not that I am caring much either way, of course, but just to be clear, this is being the <em>actual</em> Royal Guard, I take it? I am not being familiar with the gentry in these parts, but it is good to be prepared, no?"</p><p></p><p>He smiles in what he hopes is a winning way. Exposing his yellowed teeth, elongated through gum shrinking, combined with his grey pallor, lends more of the charnel than the charming to the endeavour. </p><p></p><p>"Now, you said two days? Can we not be leaving sooner? I am...", the smile widens into a grin. "Late already"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="The Grassy Gnoll, post: 6959122, member: 6788652"] Aloysius reflects, not for the first time, on how far he has fallen. The Orc sniffing him - twice, mind you - is far from the worst thing he has experienced since his first death. The incident with the dog for one. But still, to have this creature snuffle over a von Hof! He takes in his fellow guards-to-be. Strange bedfellows, indeed, though he is aware of just how strange he himself must appear nowadays. He sighs. "Right. Yes. Hello? Yes." His accent is perfect cut glass with a hint of the Northern mountains. Very out of place here. "So, this, ah, Royal Guard. Not that I am caring much either way, of course, but just to be clear, this is being the [I]actual[/I] Royal Guard, I take it? I am not being familiar with the gentry in these parts, but it is good to be prepared, no?" He smiles in what he hopes is a winning way. Exposing his yellowed teeth, elongated through gum shrinking, combined with his grey pallor, lends more of the charnel than the charming to the endeavour. "Now, you said two days? Can we not be leaving sooner? I am...", the smile widens into a grin. "Late already" [/QUOTE]
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