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<blockquote data-quote="BroadlandsSniffer" data-source="post: 6535136" data-attributes="member: 6790104"><p>Back from a successful tour of the ancient Dwarven under keep, The Old Ox Inn is happy to present the comic stylings of Cabo, and his impish friend Spot (the puppet).</p><p></p><p>Cabo: Thank you, thank you. I'm Cabo and this is Spot. Say hi, spot. </p><p></p><p>Spot: Hi spot.</p><p></p><p>Cabo: I just got back into town after adventuring with a group of great guys . . . and a Dwarf. You know what I mean? There is one in every group of adventurers. His name is Brodek. I would call this guy a dick, but that would give him entirely too much credit, because I'm not sure he has one.</p><p></p><p>Spot: Testify Cabo! Tell these folks all about Brodek and his lack of manhood. </p><p></p><p>Cabo: Right Spot. This guy Brodek walked into a wall with a boner. . . He broke his nose.</p><p></p><p>Spot: Hardy Har Har !!!</p><p></p><p>Cabo: Hey Spot, do you know what they call a woman who likes a small penis?</p><p></p><p>Spot: Hmmmm, No</p><p></p><p>Cabo: Mrs. Brodek</p><p></p><p>Cabo: Brodek had the nerve to tell me he had an 8 inch penis. Of course, I thought he was lying, but I was wrong, he really did have an 8 inch penis.</p><p></p><p>Spot: Really?</p><p></p><p>Cabo: Yep, He had an 8 inch penis stuffed right in between his buttocks.</p><p></p><p>Cabo: Sure, Brodek has a small wang, but he is also very boring. Even his hand falls asleep when he masturbates.</p><p></p><p>Spot: Cabo, I've never seen Mrs. Brodek, and wouldn't know her if she was standing next to me.</p><p></p><p>Cabo: Spot, she's easy to identify. Just listen for a woman saying, "is it in".</p><p></p><p>Spot: Stop it Cabo, you're killing me!!</p><p></p><p>Cabo: One time I was talking with Brodek in the dungeon, and he was telling me if I masturbated too much it would cause me to go blind.</p><p></p><p>Spot: What did you say Cabo?</p><p></p><p>Cabo: I said, Hey Brodek, I'm over here.</p><p></p><p>Spot: Cabo, what did you do when you got back to town from the dungeon.</p><p></p><p>Cabo: I just rested and did some shopping, but Brodek cashed in a "fate point" to add an inch to the length of his penis.</p><p></p><p>Spot: Really? </p><p></p><p>Cabo: Yep, his wife did the same.</p><p></p><p>Cabo: Brodek also told me that penis size and shoe size were related. After he told me he stared to cry.</p><p></p><p>Spot: That's sad <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" /> Why was he crying? </p><p></p><p>Cabo: He saw my clown shoes.</p><p></p><p>Cabo: Poor Brodek. He's been so sad lately. None of us could figure it out at first.</p><p></p><p>Spot: How did you figure out what was making him sad?</p><p></p><p>Cabo: We saw his penis on a milk carton.</p><p></p><p>Cabo: You know Spot, Brodek almost didn't make it into our adventuring party.</p><p></p><p>Spot: Why was that?</p><p></p><p>Cabo: He lied on his resume. He never thought we would actually measure.</p><p></p><p>Cabo: Brodek never liked me from the start.</p><p></p><p>Spot: Thats hard to believe. Everyone loves Cabo.</p><p></p><p>Cabo: Not Brodek. When we began our adventure Brodek laughed at me when he saw I took no weapon. I told him I only needed my penis.</p><p></p><p>Spot: What did he say to that?</p><p></p><p>Cabo: Nothing. He stopped laughing when I put 18 points of damage on him.</p><p></p><p>Spot: Is that why he is still mad at you?</p><p></p><p>Cabo: No, The last night on the road I was standing by the fire with my penis out.</p><p></p><p>Spot: Why should that make him mad?</p><p></p><p>Cabo: I told him I was warming up his dinner.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Cabo: Thank you good people, myself and Spot must be going. We're here all week, don't miss our next show. Be sure to tip your wait staff, and we have hand crossbows for sale in the back of the room</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BroadlandsSniffer, post: 6535136, member: 6790104"] Back from a successful tour of the ancient Dwarven under keep, The Old Ox Inn is happy to present the comic stylings of Cabo, and his impish friend Spot (the puppet). Cabo: Thank you, thank you. I'm Cabo and this is Spot. Say hi, spot. Spot: Hi spot. Cabo: I just got back into town after adventuring with a group of great guys . . . and a Dwarf. You know what I mean? There is one in every group of adventurers. His name is Brodek. I would call this guy a dick, but that would give him entirely too much credit, because I'm not sure he has one. Spot: Testify Cabo! Tell these folks all about Brodek and his lack of manhood. Cabo: Right Spot. This guy Brodek walked into a wall with a boner. . . He broke his nose. Spot: Hardy Har Har !!! Cabo: Hey Spot, do you know what they call a woman who likes a small penis? Spot: Hmmmm, No Cabo: Mrs. Brodek Cabo: Brodek had the nerve to tell me he had an 8 inch penis. Of course, I thought he was lying, but I was wrong, he really did have an 8 inch penis. Spot: Really? Cabo: Yep, He had an 8 inch penis stuffed right in between his buttocks. Cabo: Sure, Brodek has a small wang, but he is also very boring. Even his hand falls asleep when he masturbates. Spot: Cabo, I've never seen Mrs. Brodek, and wouldn't know her if she was standing next to me. Cabo: Spot, she's easy to identify. Just listen for a woman saying, "is it in". Spot: Stop it Cabo, you're killing me!! Cabo: One time I was talking with Brodek in the dungeon, and he was telling me if I masturbated too much it would cause me to go blind. Spot: What did you say Cabo? Cabo: I said, Hey Brodek, I'm over here. Spot: Cabo, what did you do when you got back to town from the dungeon. Cabo: I just rested and did some shopping, but Brodek cashed in a "fate point" to add an inch to the length of his penis. Spot: Really? Cabo: Yep, his wife did the same. Cabo: Brodek also told me that penis size and shoe size were related. After he told me he stared to cry. Spot: That's sad :( Why was he crying? Cabo: He saw my clown shoes. Cabo: Poor Brodek. He's been so sad lately. None of us could figure it out at first. Spot: How did you figure out what was making him sad? Cabo: We saw his penis on a milk carton. Cabo: You know Spot, Brodek almost didn't make it into our adventuring party. Spot: Why was that? Cabo: He lied on his resume. He never thought we would actually measure. Cabo: Brodek never liked me from the start. Spot: Thats hard to believe. Everyone loves Cabo. Cabo: Not Brodek. When we began our adventure Brodek laughed at me when he saw I took no weapon. I told him I only needed my penis. Spot: What did he say to that? Cabo: Nothing. He stopped laughing when I put 18 points of damage on him. Spot: Is that why he is still mad at you? Cabo: No, The last night on the road I was standing by the fire with my penis out. Spot: Why should that make him mad? Cabo: I told him I was warming up his dinner. Cabo: Thank you good people, myself and Spot must be going. We're here all week, don't miss our next show. Be sure to tip your wait staff, and we have hand crossbows for sale in the back of the room [/QUOTE]
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