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(IR) IR Interlude, Turn 4 - 5 (thread 1)
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<blockquote data-quote="Anabstercorian" data-source="post: 98084" data-attributes="member: 2550"><p><strong>Ummm...</strong></p><p></p><p>Anabstercorian stares down the Gem Dragons with a glare. "You demand enormous payment, payment for a service that has not, and WILL not, be rendered to me. Your demand of full payment for a miniscule portion of your people will be discarded, as it SHOULD be. You will find, however, that you WILL receive a reward exactly proportional to your differing size."</p><p></p><p>"You will all get the gnomes and dwarves, but they shall not be your helpless slaves. They shall be loyal servants of yours, paid by me, and ensured of their loyalty by a contract with me, with disloyalty paid for in death. I will teach you what I know of psionics, but you shall also teach me what you know, for there are no doubt secrets yet locked away in both of us that the other can learn from. You will retain the ENTIRETY of the mineral rights to the godspires and a force of slaves to mine them that is proportionally twice as large as what you each would have gotten should your entire people have joined me."</p><p></p><p>"This is not only FAIR, it gets you significantly BETTER treatment. You will not get the ENTIRE dwarven and gnomish people, you will get the BEST dwarven and gnomish people. Our mages will copy over their lore, and you shall receive perfect copies of it in much neater handwriting. You shall get what you asked for and more, but in proportional amounts."</p><p></p><p>"This is Law. This is Control. This is the way of Ilsensine. And I am not in the mood to argue with you for no other reason than to soothe your immense egos. You know this bargain is better for you than the original. Accept the extra with our compliments."</p><p></p><p>I hope my hugigantinormous Diplomacy bonus (About +100) will help here, Edena?</p><p></p><p>Oh, and the orgy. I'll show up.</p><p></p><p>But I'll just watch and Tsk tsk.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Anabstercorian, post: 98084, member: 2550"] [b]Ummm...[/b] Anabstercorian stares down the Gem Dragons with a glare. "You demand enormous payment, payment for a service that has not, and WILL not, be rendered to me. Your demand of full payment for a miniscule portion of your people will be discarded, as it SHOULD be. You will find, however, that you WILL receive a reward exactly proportional to your differing size." "You will all get the gnomes and dwarves, but they shall not be your helpless slaves. They shall be loyal servants of yours, paid by me, and ensured of their loyalty by a contract with me, with disloyalty paid for in death. I will teach you what I know of psionics, but you shall also teach me what you know, for there are no doubt secrets yet locked away in both of us that the other can learn from. You will retain the ENTIRETY of the mineral rights to the godspires and a force of slaves to mine them that is proportionally twice as large as what you each would have gotten should your entire people have joined me." "This is not only FAIR, it gets you significantly BETTER treatment. You will not get the ENTIRE dwarven and gnomish people, you will get the BEST dwarven and gnomish people. Our mages will copy over their lore, and you shall receive perfect copies of it in much neater handwriting. You shall get what you asked for and more, but in proportional amounts." "This is Law. This is Control. This is the way of Ilsensine. And I am not in the mood to argue with you for no other reason than to soothe your immense egos. You know this bargain is better for you than the original. Accept the extra with our compliments." I hope my hugigantinormous Diplomacy bonus (About +100) will help here, Edena? Oh, and the orgy. I'll show up. But I'll just watch and Tsk tsk. [/QUOTE]
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