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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 8759789" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>DDEX02-16 Session</p><p></p><p>The Howling Void</p><p></p><p>Day 53 - 56</p><p></p><p>Take a level, 10 downtime days. 500 GP.</p><p></p><p>PC Killed 4 Monsters Killed 157 Monsters Captured 2 Monsters Escaped 18</p><p></p><p>Magic Item Medallion of Thoughts</p><p></p><p>Start time 5:38 Finish 8:05</p><p></p><p>Thanks everyone for coming and especially the ones who brought rations for the Kill and Grill. Especially Jimmy for the hamburgers and helping to cook.</p><p></p><p>I had a strong group of five but treated as average because it the holidays. Periwinkle Goliath Wild Magic barbarian. Lumanai Genasi Fire Diviner Wizard 4. Jimmy Aarakocra Archer 1 First AL session. Bon Jovie Bard 1 Halfling. Cricket Tri-kreen Ranger 1.</p><p></p><p>The group is on the Good Ship Smokey eating breakfast. They be hired to protect a short-bearded dwarf name Furgis Boltsmelter who on the way to a city to pick up a book. Jimmy sees a kraken pulling four surfer Skiing dudes. The Kraken heads directly for the ship.</p><p></p><p>Boltsmelter, “Hey here for my book. Repel boards. And don’t give the ship. If you died you are getting fined my deposit, I gave you.” He dashes downstairs to the second deck.</p><p></p><p>Lumanai, “Wait a minute I thought he was going to pick up the book.” The Kraken tail flips the surfer chicks on to the ship. “That not fair. Breaking the Action”, grumped Lumanai.</p><p></p><p>DM, “I a drama Lama!” After only allowing one person to escape the group talks to their boss.</p><p></p><p>Boltsmelter, “yes tomorrow will are docking at Mulmaster. I will make contact with one my contacts. No, I allow you to make contact to one my contacts. Who will smuggle us out the city. No problem. And if you fail you more money.”</p><p></p><p>Lumanai, “Wait a minute. We are going to Mulmaster. A city which hates spellcasters unless they are in the secret police. Open spellcasting is Illegal unless you are a red cloak. We have a dwarf with a pass, an insect, a bird person, a halfling, a fire Genasi, and dumb Goliath. And we only have one disguise kit. Does every one got that. No casting magic. Humans good. Spellcasters are scum. And all other races lower than pond scum. How are we going to do this and which contact are we going to choose. We are going to have work over time tonight. And according to surfer dude the earth cult wants the book to open a portal to the elemental plane of earth.”</p><p></p><p>Periwinkle, “Why does earth need plane. Air elemental should have plane. Look it is a bird!”</p><p></p><p>Boltsmelter, “You contact states no overtime pay.”</p><p></p><p>One long rest, and one disguise kit later. A Flaming hot red hair mother, with her huge nanny with an ugly baby with five o’clock shadow get off the ship. Her dwarf servant is walking a strange pink aarakocra on a purple leash. Mommy Lumanai is holding the green Tri-kreen on a blue leash. She demands to know where dock 13 is. A freaky out dock worker points the way. Along the way the baby (Bon Jovie) starts banging on a drum while Nanny Periwinkle tries to quiet the loud baby. This display and noise help clears the crowd but the DM does not break up. The group arrives at dock 13.</p><p></p><p>Nanny Goliath Periwinkle shoves angry baby halfling Bon Jovie into Radomir Panin face who is directing dock workers. Periwinkle, “Baby talk to Baby. QUIETLY or I make burp!”</p><p></p><p>(DM. WHAT. Okay Mulmaster hates non humans but half the modules have non humans as contacts or with jobs. Holy freaking not following the story bible.”</p><p></p><p>Radomir is smoking Silkroot. “What do you want?” Bon Jovi casts magic hand and quickly Mommy and DM ask WTF? A brief pause while the bard is warned magic is basically illegal in town.</p><p></p><p>Radomir, “Gee mama you have an ugly loud baby. What do you want?” She puffs on Silkroot. Bon Jovi mage hands one the cigars out her stash. Periwinkle shifts to block the line of sight of the city cops and steals two of the Silkroot and lights up. After enjoying a smoke between the three and compromise was reached. Radomir will smuggle the group out in a covered wagon but they own her one night as watch person in her warehouse.</p><p></p><p>Later about an hour outside of Mulmaster, the are stopped by a special forces dwarven patrol who demand Boltsmelter and his book. A few looks around happen (and a five-minute break while the dm gets a hot dog and the group plans.) Bon Jovie steals the book. Jimmy snatchy the medallion from Boltsmelter’s neck. Periwinkle grabs the dwarf.</p><p></p><p>Boltsmelter, “Hey our contract said you had to get me safely out Mulmaster and…”</p><p></p><p>Lumanai, “Safely was exactly spelled out. You be safe with your own kind.”</p><p></p><p>The goliath yeeks the dwarf toward the special forces dwarf unit just as a hook horror with Earth Cult tabard crashes through the wagon. Five Black Earth Cultists balloon pack down. Periwinkle rages and just the smell of her armpits kill four of the cultists. The dwarves flee. The Cultists flee. The hook Horror dies. The group keeps the book and medallion.</p><p></p><p>End of Session 369.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 8759789, member: 277"] DDEX02-16 Session The Howling Void Day 53 - 56 Take a level, 10 downtime days. 500 GP. PC Killed 4 Monsters Killed 157 Monsters Captured 2 Monsters Escaped 18 Magic Item Medallion of Thoughts Start time 5:38 Finish 8:05 Thanks everyone for coming and especially the ones who brought rations for the Kill and Grill. Especially Jimmy for the hamburgers and helping to cook. I had a strong group of five but treated as average because it the holidays. Periwinkle Goliath Wild Magic barbarian. Lumanai Genasi Fire Diviner Wizard 4. Jimmy Aarakocra Archer 1 First AL session. Bon Jovie Bard 1 Halfling. Cricket Tri-kreen Ranger 1. The group is on the Good Ship Smokey eating breakfast. They be hired to protect a short-bearded dwarf name Furgis Boltsmelter who on the way to a city to pick up a book. Jimmy sees a kraken pulling four surfer Skiing dudes. The Kraken heads directly for the ship. Boltsmelter, “Hey here for my book. Repel boards. And don’t give the ship. If you died you are getting fined my deposit, I gave you.” He dashes downstairs to the second deck. Lumanai, “Wait a minute I thought he was going to pick up the book.” The Kraken tail flips the surfer chicks on to the ship. “That not fair. Breaking the Action”, grumped Lumanai. DM, “I a drama Lama!” After only allowing one person to escape the group talks to their boss. Boltsmelter, “yes tomorrow will are docking at Mulmaster. I will make contact with one my contacts. No, I allow you to make contact to one my contacts. Who will smuggle us out the city. No problem. And if you fail you more money.” Lumanai, “Wait a minute. We are going to Mulmaster. A city which hates spellcasters unless they are in the secret police. Open spellcasting is Illegal unless you are a red cloak. We have a dwarf with a pass, an insect, a bird person, a halfling, a fire Genasi, and dumb Goliath. And we only have one disguise kit. Does every one got that. No casting magic. Humans good. Spellcasters are scum. And all other races lower than pond scum. How are we going to do this and which contact are we going to choose. We are going to have work over time tonight. And according to surfer dude the earth cult wants the book to open a portal to the elemental plane of earth.” Periwinkle, “Why does earth need plane. Air elemental should have plane. Look it is a bird!” Boltsmelter, “You contact states no overtime pay.” One long rest, and one disguise kit later. A Flaming hot red hair mother, with her huge nanny with an ugly baby with five o’clock shadow get off the ship. Her dwarf servant is walking a strange pink aarakocra on a purple leash. Mommy Lumanai is holding the green Tri-kreen on a blue leash. She demands to know where dock 13 is. A freaky out dock worker points the way. Along the way the baby (Bon Jovie) starts banging on a drum while Nanny Periwinkle tries to quiet the loud baby. This display and noise help clears the crowd but the DM does not break up. The group arrives at dock 13. Nanny Goliath Periwinkle shoves angry baby halfling Bon Jovie into Radomir Panin face who is directing dock workers. Periwinkle, “Baby talk to Baby. QUIETLY or I make burp!” (DM. WHAT. Okay Mulmaster hates non humans but half the modules have non humans as contacts or with jobs. Holy freaking not following the story bible.” Radomir is smoking Silkroot. “What do you want?” Bon Jovi casts magic hand and quickly Mommy and DM ask WTF? A brief pause while the bard is warned magic is basically illegal in town. Radomir, “Gee mama you have an ugly loud baby. What do you want?” She puffs on Silkroot. Bon Jovi mage hands one the cigars out her stash. Periwinkle shifts to block the line of sight of the city cops and steals two of the Silkroot and lights up. After enjoying a smoke between the three and compromise was reached. Radomir will smuggle the group out in a covered wagon but they own her one night as watch person in her warehouse. Later about an hour outside of Mulmaster, the are stopped by a special forces dwarven patrol who demand Boltsmelter and his book. A few looks around happen (and a five-minute break while the dm gets a hot dog and the group plans.) Bon Jovie steals the book. Jimmy snatchy the medallion from Boltsmelter’s neck. Periwinkle grabs the dwarf. Boltsmelter, “Hey our contract said you had to get me safely out Mulmaster and…” Lumanai, “Safely was exactly spelled out. You be safe with your own kind.” The goliath yeeks the dwarf toward the special forces dwarf unit just as a hook horror with Earth Cult tabard crashes through the wagon. Five Black Earth Cultists balloon pack down. Periwinkle rages and just the smell of her armpits kill four of the cultists. The dwarves flee. The Cultists flee. The hook Horror dies. The group keeps the book and medallion. End of Session 369. [/QUOTE]
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