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<blockquote data-quote="Shiroiken" data-source="post: 8935157" data-attributes="member: 6775477"><p>Here's a bunch from old issues of The Dragon I've saved. Some are clearly better than others, and a couple didn't age particularly well.</p><p> </p><p>Upon drinking a Philter of Love,</p><p>An Elf suffered effects thereof.</p><p>As his head started reeling,</p><p>He looked to the ceiling.</p><p>Now he’s wedded a Lurker Above!</p><p></p><p>She though it true love she’d found,</p><p>When the handsome young centaur came ‘round.</p><p>But one roll in the hay,</p><p>And he trotted away;</p><p>He t’was only horsing around!</p><p></p><p>Mina found her new lover a blast.</p><p>Their romance kindled so fast.</p><p>But when she took him to bed,</p><p>She found him undead.</p><p>Both he and she were a-ghast!</p><p></p><p>A dour old dwarf named Fritz,</p><p>T’was burned right where he sits.</p><p>That happens, they say,</p><p>When you get in the way</p><p>Of a Dragon just as he spits!</p><p></p><p>A Wily old Wizard named Pops</p><p>Polymorphed men ‘mong the treetops</p><p>When accosted by thieves</p><p>With no tricks up his sleeves,</p><p>He would smile, and call for the copse!</p><p></p><p>A boastful young knave was a-braggin,</p><p>‘Bout the time that he bested a dragon,</p><p>And to get more attention</p><p>He neglected to mention</p><p>That the dragon was carved on a flagon.</p><p></p><p>A jester was seeking a rhyme</p><p>To placate his Lord for a time.</p><p>He joke of undead</p><p>And kept wearing his head.</p><p>A lich in line save mime.</p><p></p><p>A wyrm found a knight its hoard stealing,</p><p>Not knowing his fate he was sealing</p><p>Wyrm grimaced and said,</p><p>“It’s not killing I dread,</p><p>But the time that it takes for the Peeling.”</p><p></p><p>A nymph, one of peace’s proponents,</p><p>Never fights, but seduces opponents.</p><p>Their violence she’s quell</p><p>As if using a spell.</p><p>You should see her material components.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Shiroiken, post: 8935157, member: 6775477"] Here's a bunch from old issues of The Dragon I've saved. Some are clearly better than others, and a couple didn't age particularly well. Upon drinking a Philter of Love, An Elf suffered effects thereof. As his head started reeling, He looked to the ceiling. Now he’s wedded a Lurker Above! She though it true love she’d found, When the handsome young centaur came ‘round. But one roll in the hay, And he trotted away; He t’was only horsing around! Mina found her new lover a blast. Their romance kindled so fast. But when she took him to bed, She found him undead. Both he and she were a-ghast! A dour old dwarf named Fritz, T’was burned right where he sits. That happens, they say, When you get in the way Of a Dragon just as he spits! A Wily old Wizard named Pops Polymorphed men ‘mong the treetops When accosted by thieves With no tricks up his sleeves, He would smile, and call for the copse! A boastful young knave was a-braggin, ‘Bout the time that he bested a dragon, And to get more attention He neglected to mention That the dragon was carved on a flagon. A jester was seeking a rhyme To placate his Lord for a time. He joke of undead And kept wearing his head. A lich in line save mime. A wyrm found a knight its hoard stealing, Not knowing his fate he was sealing Wyrm grimaced and said, “It’s not killing I dread, But the time that it takes for the Peeling.” A nymph, one of peace’s proponents, Never fights, but seduces opponents. Their violence she’s quell As if using a spell. You should see her material components. [/QUOTE]
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