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<blockquote data-quote="Annalist" data-source="post: 4552739" data-attributes="member: 79493"><p><strong>Part II - Pimp My Ride</strong></p><p><strong>13 November, 2008</strong></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mitchell gasped in horror at the sight of his Jeep. "What have you done?!" he cried.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Maggie gave him a demure little smile. "A little bit of customizing. I made her so pretty. Don't you just love it?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"There are Hello Kitty stickers all over my rollbars," he fumed.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"I know! Sooo cuuute!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"...and Powerpuff Girl bobbleheads affixed to my dashboard! And a pink bowtie with ribbons tied to my radio antenna!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Maggie clapped her hands together in self-congratulations as she declared, "I'm a car-fashion genius!" She quickly directed her brother's attention to the kaleidoscopic pinwheels attached to the front grill, and the blinking purple lights on each of his tire rims that formed the outline of a heart. "Don't forget these," she crowed.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Linda stood by on the sidewalk, doubled over in uncontrollable laughter, with tears streaming down her cheeks.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mitchell ground his teeth together and glared at his girlfriend. "Not funny," he grumbled. Which only made her laugh even harder.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"So anyway, you can thank me later by taking me shopping and buying me something," Maggie informed him in all seriousness.</span></p><p> </p><p>Between his sister's insanity and his girlfriend's hysteria, Mitchell found himself fighting the urge to laugh at the ridiculousness of his situation. He was going to have to drive to one of the most important meetings of his life in <em>this</em>.</p><p> </p><p>---</p><p> </p><p><em>Later that evening...</em></p><p> </p><p>Despite tempting thoughts of parking somewhere deep in the woods and walking the rest of the way to the Cormant House, Mitchell decided to just suck it up and pull right into the gravel-strewn driveway. He rolled to an eventual stop right next to an evergreen which he devoutly prayed would obscure his vehicle from casual sight. Killing the lights and the engine, he got out and made his way towards the mansion's main entrance.</p><p> </p><p>Arathnos greeted him at the door, standing laconically with a quizzical look on his face, and one brow arched. "Hey Gabriel, nice..."</p><p> </p><p>Mitchell's crazed glare cut him short, the dangerous glint in his eyes daring him to complete his sentence. "Don't even say it," he warned.</p><p> </p><p>"...stickers."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Annalist, post: 4552739, member: 79493"] [B]Part II - Pimp My Ride[/B] [B]13 November, 2008[/B] [SIZE=2]Mitchell gasped in horror at the sight of his Jeep. "What have you done?!" he cried.[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]Maggie gave him a demure little smile. "A little bit of customizing. I made her so pretty. Don't you just love it?"[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"There are Hello Kitty stickers all over my rollbars," he fumed.[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"I know! Sooo cuuute!"[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"...and Powerpuff Girl bobbleheads affixed to my dashboard! And a pink bowtie with ribbons tied to my radio antenna!"[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]Maggie clapped her hands together in self-congratulations as she declared, "I'm a car-fashion genius!" She quickly directed her brother's attention to the kaleidoscopic pinwheels attached to the front grill, and the blinking purple lights on each of his tire rims that formed the outline of a heart. "Don't forget these," she crowed.[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]Linda stood by on the sidewalk, doubled over in uncontrollable laughter, with tears streaming down her cheeks.[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]Mitchell ground his teeth together and glared at his girlfriend. "Not funny," he grumbled. Which only made her laugh even harder.[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"So anyway, you can thank me later by taking me shopping and buying me something," Maggie informed him in all seriousness.[/SIZE] Between his sister's insanity and his girlfriend's hysteria, Mitchell found himself fighting the urge to laugh at the ridiculousness of his situation. He was going to have to drive to one of the most important meetings of his life in [I]this[/I]. --- [I]Later that evening...[/I] Despite tempting thoughts of parking somewhere deep in the woods and walking the rest of the way to the Cormant House, Mitchell decided to just suck it up and pull right into the gravel-strewn driveway. He rolled to an eventual stop right next to an evergreen which he devoutly prayed would obscure his vehicle from casual sight. Killing the lights and the engine, he got out and made his way towards the mansion's main entrance. Arathnos greeted him at the door, standing laconically with a quizzical look on his face, and one brow arched. "Hey Gabriel, nice..." Mitchell's crazed glare cut him short, the dangerous glint in his eyes daring him to complete his sentence. "Don't even say it," he warned. "...stickers." [/QUOTE]
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