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<blockquote data-quote="Systole" data-source="post: 6280772" data-attributes="member: 93930"><p>The key that looks like it goes to the lock on the shack does indeed go into the lock on the shack, although both are of such shoddy construction that the key repeatedly sticks, and when it finally does turn, it fails to engage the tumblers in the lock the first two times. Eventually, you get the lock open, but it probably would have been faster, easier, and less frustrating to just kick the door in.</p><p></p><p>Inside, the shack is not much different than you might have expected: filthy and littered with dirty dishware and dingy smallclothes. Nom's lockbox is (also unsurprisingly) hidden underneath his cot. Opening it, you find a collection of jewelry which probably belonged to people interred in the cemetery before Nom helped himself to their belongings. A few of the pieces also radiate magical auras which the gravedigger must have been unaware of. There's also a whole sheaf of more terrible poetry, all of which are addressed to "my darleng flower" or "my butifull blume" or some variation on the theme. Most of them talk about how 'butifull' the woman in question is, although a few also talk about how smart she is as well. The least cringeworthy one of these reads:</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 100px"><em><span style="color: #8b4513">He can nevir KNOWE</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 100px"><em><span style="color: #8b4513">How we are using him SO</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 100px"><em><span style="color: #8b4513">We will rulle this town TOGIYTHER</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 100px"><em><span style="color: #8b4513">Both of us in luve FORAVER</span></em></p><p></p><p>[sblock=OOC]Nom's loots are:</p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><a href="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/ring-of-spell-knowledge" target="_blank">Ring of Spell Knowledge II</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><a href="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/a-b/bracers-of-armor" target="_blank">Bracers of Armor:2</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><a href="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/h-l/headband-of-inspired-wisdom" target="_blank">Headband of Wisdom +2</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A bunch of loose jewelry which will be included as part of final gold tally at the end of the adventure</li> </ul><p>[/sblock]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Systole, post: 6280772, member: 93930"] The key that looks like it goes to the lock on the shack does indeed go into the lock on the shack, although both are of such shoddy construction that the key repeatedly sticks, and when it finally does turn, it fails to engage the tumblers in the lock the first two times. Eventually, you get the lock open, but it probably would have been faster, easier, and less frustrating to just kick the door in. Inside, the shack is not much different than you might have expected: filthy and littered with dirty dishware and dingy smallclothes. Nom's lockbox is (also unsurprisingly) hidden underneath his cot. Opening it, you find a collection of jewelry which probably belonged to people interred in the cemetery before Nom helped himself to their belongings. A few of the pieces also radiate magical auras which the gravedigger must have been unaware of. There's also a whole sheaf of more terrible poetry, all of which are addressed to "my darleng flower" or "my butifull blume" or some variation on the theme. Most of them talk about how 'butifull' the woman in question is, although a few also talk about how smart she is as well. The least cringeworthy one of these reads: [INDENT=5][I][COLOR=#8b4513]He can nevir KNOWE How we are using him SO We will rulle this town TOGIYTHER Both of us in luve FORAVER[/COLOR][/I][/INDENT] [sblock=OOC]Nom's loots are: [LIST] [*][URL="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/ring-of-spell-knowledge"]Ring of Spell Knowledge II[/URL] [*][URL="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/a-b/bracers-of-armor"]Bracers of Armor:2[/URL] [*][URL="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/h-l/headband-of-inspired-wisdom"]Headband of Wisdom +2[/URL] [*]A bunch of loose jewelry which will be included as part of final gold tally at the end of the adventure [/LIST] [/sblock] [/QUOTE]
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