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<blockquote data-quote="Sezarious" data-source="post: 6777744" data-attributes="member: 6792106"><p>Only half aware of Kepli's presence, Regar thinks aloud at her 'real man' comment. He puffs up his cheeks and whilst staring absent minded into the pit, blurts aloud <span style="color: #800080"><strong>"Definitely not a man"</strong></span>, suddenly, he becomes self aware and goes bright red, realising the awkwardness of what he just said, so he changes the topic. Speaking hurriedly and a little louder than ideal he addresses everyone with the following, <span style="color: #800080"><strong>"Say, speaking of goblins, did you hear the one about the goblin who got his left arm and left leg cut off?"</strong></span> Before he can give out the punchline, Kepli mentions the possibility of danger. </p><p></p><p>Looking over to the other side, he frowns. <span style="color: #800080"><strong>"Well I don't hear anything, oh and underestimating goblin intelligence is common practice; understandably, given their short attention spans, lack of education and their destructive nature, BUT, the thing is, when they put their mind to something, they tend to excel at it, much like humans really. One thing, as reflected in their nursery rhymes, is all the horrific ways they get creative in their torture, maiming and killing... I read an old book that was full of goblin nursery rhymes once... I've never looked at a spoon the same way since... If you ever SEE a goblin with a spoon in its hand, KILL IT FIRST!"</strong></span></p><p></p><p>With that, Regar went silent as he noticed the rest of his companions tense up and prepare for battle. He poised himself ready to cast his acid splash cantrip in the face of a goblin.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sezarious, post: 6777744, member: 6792106"] Only half aware of Kepli's presence, Regar thinks aloud at her 'real man' comment. He puffs up his cheeks and whilst staring absent minded into the pit, blurts aloud [COLOR=#800080][B]"Definitely not a man"[/B][/COLOR], suddenly, he becomes self aware and goes bright red, realising the awkwardness of what he just said, so he changes the topic. Speaking hurriedly and a little louder than ideal he addresses everyone with the following, [COLOR=#800080][B]"Say, speaking of goblins, did you hear the one about the goblin who got his left arm and left leg cut off?"[/B][/COLOR] Before he can give out the punchline, Kepli mentions the possibility of danger. Looking over to the other side, he frowns. [COLOR=#800080][B]"Well I don't hear anything, oh and underestimating goblin intelligence is common practice; understandably, given their short attention spans, lack of education and their destructive nature, BUT, the thing is, when they put their mind to something, they tend to excel at it, much like humans really. One thing, as reflected in their nursery rhymes, is all the horrific ways they get creative in their torture, maiming and killing... I read an old book that was full of goblin nursery rhymes once... I've never looked at a spoon the same way since... If you ever SEE a goblin with a spoon in its hand, KILL IT FIRST!"[/B][/COLOR] With that, Regar went silent as he noticed the rest of his companions tense up and prepare for battle. He poised himself ready to cast his acid splash cantrip in the face of a goblin. [/QUOTE]
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