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<blockquote data-quote="Ipissimus" data-source="post: 2942049" data-attributes="member: 41514"><p>Maure Money: Episode 2</p><p>The Co-operative Nuke</p><p></p><p>Prologue:</p><p>After a peaceful encounter with a short, rotund, arabian rug merchant called Arley the Weaver (secretly stealing all his rugs and tapestries and interrupting his personal time with his hooker of hashish) in the depths of Not-Maure Castle, our heroes backtracked to some side corridors in order to portect their flank from possible attack. Walking down a well-used corridor, they come to a side door.</p><p></p><p>ELDARION: -listens at the door- I can hear scratching. I don't like the sound of that.</p><p></p><p>BOBNOBBLE: Celene, you memorized Clairvoyance today.</p><p></p><p>Nodding, Celene casts the spell.</p><p></p><p>CELENE: There are some humanoid things... six of them... black all over, eyes like the void...</p><p></p><p>BOBNOBBLE: Ergh, Bodaks. Marcus, you're up.</p><p></p><p>MARCUS: No way, folks. One look and we're toast, I wouldn't want to bet the farm on my turning skills alone, not with six of them.</p><p></p><p>BOBNOBBLE: -shrugs- one fireball ain't going to do it. Maybe we should just seal the door somehow and leave well enough alone. Anyone got Mage Lock?</p><p></p><p>Everyone shakes their heads.</p><p></p><p>CELENE: Ok, I don't want to leave these things behind us anyway. I've got a fireball too, will that be enough? Both at once?</p><p></p><p>BOBNOBBLE: I... don't... know...</p><p></p><p>MARCUS: All right, I took Fire Seeds today. All three at once should do it. Agreed?</p><p></p><p>Everyone nods, then takes position. ELDARION grasps the door handle, ready to fling the door open and hide behind it.</p><p></p><p>ELDARION: Allright, on three... oneeee... twwwwwo... waaait for it... THREE!</p><p></p><p>Meanwhile, Arley the Weaver is sitting in his voluptuous divan, blissfully puffing on his hooker. Suddenly, a great explosion shakes the whole dungeon, dust and plaster raining from the cieling. Arley leaps to his feet, whirling like he's got levels in Dervish, gets his feet tangled up in his hooker and takes a hard fall. When the earth finally stops shaking, he blinks at the roof.</p><p></p><p>ARLEY: Woah... I shouldn't have smoked that crack earlier, I guess.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ipissimus, post: 2942049, member: 41514"] Maure Money: Episode 2 The Co-operative Nuke Prologue: After a peaceful encounter with a short, rotund, arabian rug merchant called Arley the Weaver (secretly stealing all his rugs and tapestries and interrupting his personal time with his hooker of hashish) in the depths of Not-Maure Castle, our heroes backtracked to some side corridors in order to portect their flank from possible attack. Walking down a well-used corridor, they come to a side door. ELDARION: -listens at the door- I can hear scratching. I don't like the sound of that. BOBNOBBLE: Celene, you memorized Clairvoyance today. Nodding, Celene casts the spell. CELENE: There are some humanoid things... six of them... black all over, eyes like the void... BOBNOBBLE: Ergh, Bodaks. Marcus, you're up. MARCUS: No way, folks. One look and we're toast, I wouldn't want to bet the farm on my turning skills alone, not with six of them. BOBNOBBLE: -shrugs- one fireball ain't going to do it. Maybe we should just seal the door somehow and leave well enough alone. Anyone got Mage Lock? Everyone shakes their heads. CELENE: Ok, I don't want to leave these things behind us anyway. I've got a fireball too, will that be enough? Both at once? BOBNOBBLE: I... don't... know... MARCUS: All right, I took Fire Seeds today. All three at once should do it. Agreed? Everyone nods, then takes position. ELDARION grasps the door handle, ready to fling the door open and hide behind it. ELDARION: Allright, on three... oneeee... twwwwwo... waaait for it... THREE! Meanwhile, Arley the Weaver is sitting in his voluptuous divan, blissfully puffing on his hooker. Suddenly, a great explosion shakes the whole dungeon, dust and plaster raining from the cieling. Arley leaps to his feet, whirling like he's got levels in Dervish, gets his feet tangled up in his hooker and takes a hard fall. When the earth finally stops shaking, he blinks at the roof. ARLEY: Woah... I shouldn't have smoked that crack earlier, I guess. [/QUOTE]
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