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<blockquote data-quote="two" data-source="post: 2284036" data-attributes="member: 9002"><p><strong>Ha! I'll beat the stuffing out of that thing...</strong></p><p></p><p>Sunny Perriwinkle, having followed Petra into the courtyard, hears her little speech and "steps up to the plate."</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange">"Please blindfold me first, Petra," says Sunny, tearing off a bit of his shirt and wrapping it around his eyes.</span></p><p></p><p>[Assuming Petra does as Sunny bids...]</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange">"Now, why don't you wiggle that silly jousting dummy and attempt, as best you can, to keep me from hitting it, will you?"</span></p><p></p><p>[Assuming Petra takes control of the dummy and moves it around...]</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange">"Why, this is as easy as one -- two -- three..."</span></p><p></p><p>[Sunny pulls out his oversized bastard sword suddenly]</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange">"ONE!"</span></p><p></p><p>[Sunny casts True Strike -- even while exhorting a fictional crowd to spur him on...]</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange">"TWO: Beware ladies and gentleman! Beware... the BLIND MUSKETEER!!!!!"</span></p><p></p><p>[Sunny clumsily steps into combat position and, a moment later, aims a great overhead strike at Mr. Stuffy]</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange">"THREEEEEEE!!!!"</span></p><p></p><p>[WHACK! At +15, Sunny's bastard sword hits unerringly true, despite him being blindfolded (thanks to True Strike), doing 2d8 + 3 damage to Mr. Stuffy or, on average, 12 points.</p><p></p><p>Whipping off his blindfold, seeing the damage he's done to Mr. Stuffy, Sunny smiles...]</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange">"I'm just glad that fellow wasn't flesh and blood...in which case, I might even consider taking OFF my blindfold..."</span></p><p></p><p>[Sunny has no ranks in perform - Gladiator, but might have some circumstantial bonuses for his ridiculous display. Else, his check is 10-1 (charisma) = 9 ]</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange">"Oh, and if that's not scary enough..."</span></p><p></p><p>[Sunny pauses for a second and then suddenly summons a Dire Badger, which promptly attacks poor Mr. Stuffy. The Dire Badger, after doing what dire badgers do to stuffed sparring partners, vanishes in a burst of ozone-tinged air]</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange">"I think that Mr. Stuffy is, how shall I put it... non compos mentis, eh?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="two, post: 2284036, member: 9002"] [b]Ha! I'll beat the stuffing out of that thing...[/b] Sunny Perriwinkle, having followed Petra into the courtyard, hears her little speech and "steps up to the plate." [COLOR=DarkOrange]"Please blindfold me first, Petra," says Sunny, tearing off a bit of his shirt and wrapping it around his eyes.[/COLOR] [Assuming Petra does as Sunny bids...] [COLOR=DarkOrange]"Now, why don't you wiggle that silly jousting dummy and attempt, as best you can, to keep me from hitting it, will you?"[/COLOR] [Assuming Petra takes control of the dummy and moves it around...] [COLOR=DarkOrange]"Why, this is as easy as one -- two -- three..."[/COLOR] [Sunny pulls out his oversized bastard sword suddenly] [COLOR=DarkOrange]"ONE!"[/COLOR] [Sunny casts True Strike -- even while exhorting a fictional crowd to spur him on...] [COLOR=DarkOrange]"TWO: Beware ladies and gentleman! Beware... the BLIND MUSKETEER!!!!!"[/COLOR] [Sunny clumsily steps into combat position and, a moment later, aims a great overhead strike at Mr. Stuffy] [COLOR=DarkOrange]"THREEEEEEE!!!!"[/COLOR] [WHACK! At +15, Sunny's bastard sword hits unerringly true, despite him being blindfolded (thanks to True Strike), doing 2d8 + 3 damage to Mr. Stuffy or, on average, 12 points. Whipping off his blindfold, seeing the damage he's done to Mr. Stuffy, Sunny smiles...] [COLOR=DarkOrange]"I'm just glad that fellow wasn't flesh and blood...in which case, I might even consider taking OFF my blindfold..."[/COLOR] [Sunny has no ranks in perform - Gladiator, but might have some circumstantial bonuses for his ridiculous display. Else, his check is 10-1 (charisma) = 9 ] [COLOR=DarkOrange]"Oh, and if that's not scary enough..."[/COLOR] [Sunny pauses for a second and then suddenly summons a Dire Badger, which promptly attacks poor Mr. Stuffy. The Dire Badger, after doing what dire badgers do to stuffed sparring partners, vanishes in a burst of ozone-tinged air] [COLOR=DarkOrange] "I think that Mr. Stuffy is, how shall I put it... non compos mentis, eh?"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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