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<blockquote data-quote="Number47" data-source="post: 882364" data-attributes="member: 84"><p>This was generated from the first page of Piratecat's Story Hour using a Markov-chain program. I left it completely unedited, so pick your way around the garbage text.</p><p></p><p>______________________</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>To EN World - Morrus' D&D/d20 News & Reviews Site : Powered by vBulletin</p><p>version 2.2.6 EN World Main Page <<a href="http://www.enworld.org" target="_blank">http://www.enworld.org</a>> Click Here</p><p>to Email Piratecat <member.php?s=&action=mailform&userid=2> Visit</p><p>Piratecat's homepage! <<a href="http://www." target="_blank">http://www.</a>> Find more posts by Piratecat</p><p><search.php?s=&action=finduser&userid=2> Add Piratecat to your buddy list</p><p><member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=2172> Edit/Delete</p><p>Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=35950> Reply w/Quote</p><p><newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=13036></p><p></p><p>Piratecat</p><p>Administrator</p><p></p><p>Registered: Jan 2002</p><p>Location: Boston, MA</p><p>Posts: 438</p><p></p><p>Re: ... I don't trust babies</p><p></p><p> quote:</p><p> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> Originally posted by Dawn</p><p> If the Anti-magic shield is playing havoc with the</p><p>rest of the chaos she caused.</p><p></p><p>Big shark. Too bad Nolin doesn't really have the bass range to sing the</p><p>"Jaws" theme.</p><p></p><p>__________________</p><p>Ia! Ia! Cthulhu toboggan!</p><p></p><p>Report this post to a moderator <report.php?s=&postid=13099> | IP: Logged</p><p><postings.php?s=&action=getip&postid=9801></p><p></p><p>Old Post 01-26-2002 09:34 AM</p><p>Vurt is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sito Rotavele</p><p>to your buddy list</p><p><member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=26> Edit/Delete</p><p>Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=35421> Reply w/Quote</p><p><newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=11281></p><p></p><p>Sagiro</p><p>Member</p><p></p><p>Registered: Jan 2002</p><p>Location: Boston, MA</p><p>Posts: 4867</p><p></p><p>The strange man looks around the room. ?You?re in some shack on the low-floating ship (?Did Mara spring any timbers? I think they're about to</p><p>leave Eversink?s harbor. Grinning with anticipated revenge, the group had</p><p>fought the day before. She finds him, gathered in a bottle is also highly magical, radiating primarily</p><p>alteration magic as well.</p><p></p><p>Shara then casts scry, looking for the summer. The sweating sailors and dock workers sing</p><p>strange, melodic songs as they unload trading vessels.</p><p></p><p>This is Eversink in high summer.</p><p></p><p>The Defenders explain what happened to them, and</p><p>asks the man erupts into a very competent fighting stance...</p><p></p><p>__________________</p><p>If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand...</p><p></p><p>Report this post to a grinning sculpture on a charred table. Around him, the</p><p>crisp and blackened bodies of his side. He doesn?t</p><p>even seem to notice as he moves toward the window. The door smashes</p><p>open ~ and it?s Mara and Tao and the</p><p> Greatsword +1 "Neckslitter" (effective against creatures with +5</p><p> Damage Reduction.)</p><p></p><p> Mara received a Quiver of Greater Magic Weapon usable once per day), and a small</p><p>room. The glass in the hold, Velendo shakes his head.</p><p></p><p>Up on deck, the man erupts into a</p><p>puddle of his head. He drops like a cleric or saint. She ignores the water there, perhaps meant as a trap is laid....</p><p></p><p>Report this post to a moderator <report.php?s=&postid=16552> | IP:</p><p>Logged <postings.php?s=&action=getip&postid=36030></p><p></p><p>Old Post 01-26-2002 09:34 AM</p><p>Vurt is offline Click Here</p><p>to Email Piratecat <member.php?s=&action=mailform&userid=2> Visit</p><p>Piratecat's homepage! <<a href="http://www." target="_blank">http://www.</a>> Find more posts by</p><p>Tremere <search.php?s=&action=finduser&userid=1859> Add Tremere to your buddy list</p><p><member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=726> Edit/Delete</p><p>Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=35421> Reply w/Quote</p><p><newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=37527></p><p></p><p>Piratecat</p><p>Administrator</p><p></p><p>Registered: Jan 2002</p><p>Location: Los Angeles, CA</p><p>Posts: 10</p><p></p><p> quote:</p><p> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> Originally posted by Piratecat</p><p><search.php?s=&action=finduser&userid=2> Add Piratecat to your buddy</p><p>list <member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=2> Edit/Delete</p><p>Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=35421> Reply w/Quote</p><p><newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=13234></p><p></p><p>Piratecat</p><p>Administrator</p><p></p><p>Registered: Jan 2002</p><p>Location: Cambridge, MA, USA</p><p>Posts: 41</p><p></p><p> quote:</p><p> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> Originally posted by Fade</p><p> Couldn't Velendo cast Summoning spells to summon things that can</p><p> fly, and participte in the</p><p>control of the dwarven psion that</p><p>Mara slew the previous day.</p><p></p><p>As the seagulls are radiating alteration</p><p>magic. The ship in a seeming random fashion, seldom optimized.</p><p>Agar (wizard): Velendo has wiped the sweat from his brow and Agar has his secrets,</p><p>but so far has proved to be blasted by</p><p>surprise lightning bolts arc through the mind link spell?</p><p> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Velendo was probably using hyperbole. Agar did die, after all.</p><p></p><p>When Raevynn had agreed to trade secret information on her through the blood-clouded water and invokes a prayer</p><p>to Galanna against abominations that Should Not Be. The creature quivers</p><p>and spasms, slain by the breeze and cascade across the rough</p><p>waves. Still, it isn?t hard for her bow.</p><p></p><p> Agar received an almost-Used-Up Necklace of Water Breathing and the kobold in the world.</p><p></p><p>Next update: Agar bounces back! Lawyers earn fees! Divination spells get</p><p>abused! Babies get used in unique and innovative ways! And in the Cloudkill wasn't a Royal at all but a false door.</p><p></p><p>TomTom joins Tao and manifests clairtangency. He sees the minotaur went and likewise disappear,</p><p>taking the third baby with them. The sea elf and a shuddering roll of the Dead, and</p><p>Tao the Divine Will into words she can</p><p>fly herself. Not good. Using her last legs, and I?m</p><p>scared.? It turns out to slice at Mara.</p><p></p><p>Through the mindlink, Shara and Kiri's players were in danger,? she says in</p><p>her quiet voice. ?I can?t take</p><p>another lightning bolt!? says Agar, trying to draw them closer.</p><p></p><p>Whoops.</p><p></p><p>It swims madly for Nolin, claws snapping in anticipation. However, Mara</p><p>stops it cold, grappling it around the room, a pained expression on his face.</p><p>?What happened to them, the Defenders after first</p><p>instructing it to do exactly that. Maybe if he?s lucky,</p><p>this one will take him</p><p>four rounds before he ever moves a</p><p>step, the man looks around the room, a pained expression on his face.</p><p>?What happened to Raevynn? All this to be trapped underwater with no means of escape, so he</p><p>refuses to go through several iterations of bargaining as</p><p>he tries to come up with a tired voice. ?Agar is dead. Dead! Malachite is</p><p>unconscious, Mara is attacking the sea elf</p><p>isn?t looking especially good either, bleeding and smoking as he bends slightly, razor-sharp</p><p>edge chipping. Grinning a toothy grin, the lizardman then spins the</p><p>trident and buries it in place. As seaweed</p><p>bursts from the creature's orifices (thanks to the utmost to translate the Divine Will into words she can</p><p>comprehend, and it is almost a blessing as her exhausted form is drawn</p><p>backwards, away from her Goddess and into the Captain?s cabin. He carefully</p><p>concentrates and listens. And although the cabin door open and piles down the long, dark corridor, and</p><p>decides that she didn't want the</p><p>Defenders again. They would be getting weaker, too, losing life energy</p><p>as they travel the great circle. In the front line, the sword</p><p>Aleax singing a quiet hymn of triumph. Malachite swings the glowing</p><p>sword forward, and is rescuing the kobold. He screams, and spins to try to kidnap the good guys!</p><p></p><p>To be continued?.</p><p></p><p>Last edited by Piratecat on 08-05-2002 at 01:32 AM</p><p></p><p>Report this post to a moderator <report.php?s=&postid=15598> | IP:</p><p>Logged <postings.php?s=&action=getip&postid=15108></p><p></p><p>Old Post 02-04-2002 04:35 PM</p><p>Piratecat is offline Click Here to See the Profile for KidCthulhu</p><p><member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=26> Click here to Send Piratecat a</p><p>Private Message <private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=26> Find more posts</p><p>by Blackjack <search.php?s=&action=finduser&userid=1866> Add Blackjack</p><p>to your buddy list</p><p><member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=26> Edit/Delete</p><p>Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=39771> Reply w/Quote</p><p><newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=8451></p><p></p><p>Piratecat</p><p>Administrator</p><p></p><p>Registered: Jan 2002</p><p>Location: Boston, MA</p><p>Posts: 4867</p><p></p><p>Note: this just goes to show up. I</p><p>mean, those guys could take easily (as long as we didn't a) screw up</p><p>, or b) have really crappy die rolls, both of which were the</p><p>contributing factors to the other side of House</p><p>Roaringbrook, himself a druid of a large</p><p>puppy-sized rat under his right arm.</p><p></p><p>Before he can</p><p>sense their triumph from here. Those two damn paladins are worried and</p><p>look almost dead, and that blasted wizard can?t be too healthy. Ah, the</p><p>minotaur (*THUNK* ~ "I could do that all day," says Tao), in exchange</p><p>for the Defenders realize that the magical wind blow her out towards the non-baby-carrying thugs. It hits the</p><p>first one?.</p><p></p><p>And stops.</p><p></p><p>No *pop* of spell resistance, no arcing, nothing. The bolt just winks</p><p>out of the back. With a soft *POOF*, the creature that destroyed my former wielder. He</p><p>is strong. He can destroy.? It is two feet long, sprouting small</p><p>leaves, as if you want. And</p><p>since Velendo had true seeing cast, he would have seen any invisible</p><p>casters who were also there. And to counter the argument that the Defenders are requesting</p><p>assistance from the</p><p>living wood of the Defenders to their chests: small, pink wiggling armor,</p><p>and presumably a defense against area attack spells as Tao, Mara, and Malachite attack</p><p>with their swords, easily hitting their lightly-armored opponents. Three</p><p>lightning bolts shatter the air elemental, the older woman watches her companion cut</p><p>down, and she can't help but drop to her</p><p>knees in awe and piety.</p><p></p><p>"My daughter,", Tao hears as the Defenders need is a bullywug, a male half-orc is swimming towards Raevynn with powerful strokes, a</p><p>knife between his teeth.</p><p></p><p>A few seconds later, Raevynn closes in on the otherside of the two weapons strongly dislike one another.</p><p></p><p>Nolin and TomTom also examine an intelligent rock. ?Please help!? it</p><p>pleads. ?I think I?m dying! I don?t suppose anyone would like to</p><p>offer me a little warm, but balanced by a dank tunnel. Four</p><p>inches or so of water cover the floor, and the bent blade straightens. It?s clear</p><p>that the minotaur, the half-orc every name in the shack, and he got</p><p> better. Unless Velendo's counting Raevynn in that...</p><p></p><p> Speaking of which, how come the Defenders attack! The attackers defend! The attackers attack</p><p>back, the Defenders of</p><p>Daybreak shifts into gear. Half the group casts their preparatory spells and then summons a water elemental,</p><p>sending it through the mind link spell?</p><p> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Velendo was probably using hyperbole. Agar did die, after all.</p><p></p><p>When Raevynn had finally managed to shake the half-orc free from</p><p>her side. She is down to the ship. Tao is clambering up the ladder onto the deck of an Anchor.</p><p></p><p> Malachite got a Power Stone of Control Sound, a Potion of Endurance.</p><p></p><p> Raevynn received a Quiver of Greater Magic Weapon usable once per day), and a Greatsword +2</p><p></p><p> Possibly Selling, Possibly Using To Arm Dwarves: Chainmail +2,</p><p> Leather Armor +1, and a high-level adventuring type.</p><p></p><p>A groundskeeper approaches; he is carrying. Within seconds</p><p>she kills the elf and a Longsword +1</p><p></p><p> Destroying: Ring of Urchins, Evil Trident Head.</p><p></p><p>Handing Over To The Authorities: +2 Short Sword of Disease.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The Ring of Dragonfire (manifests breath of the heavens, its muscles are the wisdom of life. Tao</p><p>is in Audience with her</p><p>protection from lightning spell up, is still feeling fine.</p><p></p><p>The dwarf looks up at Mara as she</p><p>whirls through a silvery void. She comes to</p><p>still leaning against the telekinetic force. Malachite and Mara</p><p>decides that discretion is the</p><p>correct point. She smashes through the mindlink</p><p>instead of with their back to life, we use divination spells, we file the</p><p>right paperwork, and then once again grapples it in place. As seaweed</p><p>bursts from the trees, leaving</p><p>only a single orange. Everyone but Tao is not with</p><p>them.</p><p></p><p>She is outside, leaning against the carved stone wall of the three babies, and the heavens move. Tao has on her elite</p><p>druidic organization ?The Oakenshield? to the ship. And Velendo stands in the knowledge that she?s served as</p><p>a distraction, Raevynn still needs to get a better</p><p>look. Now her gaze hovers over a mind link, Velendo</p><p>summoned Air Elementals. Unfortunately he hadn't memorized tongues, and</p><p>he doesn't speak air-elemental, meaning he couldn't instruct the</p><p>elementals to lift him out of his head. He drops like a juggernaut, badly frying both polymorphed rust</p><p>monsters and the</p><p>ship for Brindle?s life. The man seems to think that the only creatures</p><p>left alive are their allies. ?Where did they disappear to?? asks Malachite.</p><p></p><p>Shara thinks to the world if it isn't evil per se, what are they going to let go, though,</p><p>and even as Raevynn accelerates to full dire shark form gives them that opportunity. The sailors haul her up onto a nearby ship. Tao is not a</p><p>nice place.</p><p></p><p>__________________</p><p>Ia! Ia! Cthulhu toboggan!</p><p></p><p>Report this post to a moderator <report.php?s=&postid=37527> | IP:</p><p>Logged <postings.php?s=&action=getip&postid=15108></p><p></p><p>Old Post 01-28-2002 03:54 PM</p><p>Piratecat is offline Click Here to See the Profile for KidCthulhu</p><p><member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=26> Click here to Send Swack-Iron</p><p>a Private Message</p><p><private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=2172> Find more posts by Piratecat on 02-06-2002 at 11:52 AM</p><p></p><p>Report this post to a moderator <report.php?s=&postid=13099> | IP:</p><p>Logged <postings.php?s=&action=getip&postid=35600></p><p></p><p>Old Post 02-06-2002 12:32 PM</p><p>Piratecat is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Piratecat</p><p><member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=2> Click here to Send Piratecat a</p><p>Private Message <private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=2> Click Here to See the Profile for Piratecat</p><p><member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=2> Click here to Send KidCthulhu a</p><p>Private Message <private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=2> Click Here to See the Profile for Tremere</p><p><member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=1859> Click here to Send KidCthulhu a</p><p>Private Message <private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=2> Click Here</p><p>to Email Piratecat <member.php?s=&action=mailform&userid=2> Visit</p><p>Piratecat's homepage! <<a href="http://www." target="_blank">http://www.</a>> Find more posts</p><p>by Blackjack <search.php?s=&action=finduser&userid=1866> Add Blackjack</p><p>to your buddy list</p><p><member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=377> Edit/Delete</p><p>Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=11281> Reply w/Quote</p><p><newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=35950></p><p></p><p>Sito Rotavele</p><p>Member</p><p></p><p>Registered: Jan 2002</p><p>Location: Boston, MA</p><p>Posts: 4867</p><p></p><p>?Oh,? thinks Nolin, ?that hurt. My head hurts, my chest hurts, even my</p><p>eyes hurt. Where am I?? Still disoriented and woozy, he takes three steps ? and</p><p>vanishes completely. The Defenders are</p><p>effectively powerless. Tao dimension doors into the canals the next day identifying loot taken from</p><p>the bodies.</p><p></p><p>The rest of the phoenix. As he yanks his head morosely. ?Lady Tao, you should be filed for ?letting us kick these bastards? asses.?</p><p>Velendo is appalled by the</p><p>sea elf. ?Look at what you?ve done!? it hisses to the White Kingdom be damaging to the group hit pay-dirt.</p><p>Heading towards Tellingstone?s office once again, TomTom and Agar and</p><p>dimension doors up to positive numbers!), a Cape of the</p><p>people previously seen on deck can be seen no longer, probably because</p><p>they?ve gone below-decks. Now, all the Defenders are close behind, crowding the</p><p>entrance and trying to draw them closer.</p><p></p><p>Whoops.</p><p></p><p>It swims madly for Nolin, claws snapping in anticipation. However, Mara</p><p>stops it cold, grappling it around the room.</p><p></p><p>?Hi there!? he says. ?I understand that you can take</p><p>innocents hostage and get away!"</p><p></p><p>And as for the minotaur</p><p>and half-orc are loudly arguing while the Defenders need is a human male (the doppelganger), another</p><p>sea elf, and an older human woman. And in the shack, and he drops into the</p><p>Underdark without some serious re-consideration of tactics, group</p><p>strengths and weaknesses, etc., they'll last about 30 seconds before</p><p>something eats them. Hopefully the sequence of battles you're about to read will have taught the group desperately tries to overcome the pain</p><p>enough to concentrate and reemerge back on the end that trails golden sparkles when swung through</p><p> the air. It casts charm person on a baby" strategy just occurred to me.</p><p>They run the docks. Without them things wouldn?t get accomplished. Of</p><p>course,? he sighs, ?I expect we?ll find that out. They were very</p><p>efficient; they kept people in front of</p><p>them have babies strapped to their</p><p>chest, I think they meant to</p><p>kidnap all of the two men with the trident, and the group desperately tries to play a dangerous game of hit-and-run,</p><p>as he tries to kill the invisible casters has the same people that you have something to deliver,</p><p>and I?m supposed to tell you where something is. Are you going to accuse it</p><p>of? It's an interesting dilemma, though.</p><p></p><p>Good questions!</p><p></p><p>Last edited by Piratecat</p><p><search.php?s=&action=finduser&userid=2> Add Piratecat to your buddy list</p><p><member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=726> Edit/Delete</p><p>Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=10423> Reply w/Quote</p><p><newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=18880></p><p></p><p>Fajitas</p><p>Member</p><p></p><p>Registered: Jan 2002</p><p>Location: Boston, MA</p><p>Posts: 4867</p><p></p><p>Back from Texas! My work went really well, but Tao gets</p><p>six attacks with her weapons, and the</p><p>Dockside Royals are no stranger</p><p> to death. He can hear</p><p>the lightning bolts, hear the combat? and he?s useless! From where he?s</p><p>standing, through the wooden planks of the Al'Quith. It is chained, and its chain doesn?t appear to</p><p>be long enough to reach the group. The Defenders had a</p><p>chance to spring their trap.</p><p></p><p>A very nervous trip home from Tellingstone?s office revealed no one, and</p><p>several trips through the mindlink</p><p>instead of with their ears. The doppelganger does hear him, though, and</p><p>targeting on his</p><p>stone shield, and shakes his head regretfully; if</p><p>I had just summoned as support for Tao can?t</p><p>reach the seagulls in it with a lightning bolt. ?Aieeeeee!? screams the rat, dropping</p><p>from his grip. ?Don?t hurt me! This isn?t my idea!? The</p><p>group exchanges looks; the rat?s voice is that Brindle is currently on a baby" strategy just occurred to me.</p><p>In addition to it being an express elevator to hell after you die,</p><p>wouldn't that screaming and you'll be begging for the bad guys.</p><p>We're not the easy mop up, satisfying ass-kicking payback</p><p>encounter we'd been expecting. He definitely kept us on our toes.</p><p></p><p>Though I would have liked the chance to cast at least have heard of it or</p><p>attack out of the Royals... the illusionary man very</p><p>much gave the impression that Eversink is not with</p><p>them.</p><p></p><p>She is outside, leaning against the carved stone wall of the Horn fall to disrepair if I should edit that into the gash he?s just</p><p>made, hanging on for dear life as Raevynn accelerates to full dire shark form gives them that opportunity. The sailors are</p><p>lining the rail, pointing at the wrong element, and made sure that all day," says Tao), in exchange</p><p>for the Defenders sit around and</p><p>plan. They heal, discuss what they did wrong, suggest what to do.</p><p></p><p>The half-orc flies into a grey ooze or some such spell on the behalf of the Tree. There are a mated pair of half-orcs (one knocked</p><p>into the air above the ship. Nolin whirled into the darkness behind</p><p>them, preparing herself to take the initiative. Sending a prying eye ahead, he sees</p><p>that the two</p><p>hulking forms draw their weapons become magical as they scry and looks for Brindle. She sees a likely</p><p>candidate, and activates the rod of the</p><p>cabin. His face reminds you of the chaos she caused.</p><p></p><p>Big shark. Too bad Nolin doesn't really have the bass range to sing the</p><p>"Jaws" theme.</p><p></p><p>__________________</p><p>Ia! Ia! 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The</p><p>results is messy, and the lizardman, who continues to try and kill the invisible casters has the fluid</p><p>accent of a dire shark,</p><p>in the side of House</p><p>Roaringbrook, himself a druid of a sandy hole, and he?s pinching his nose in irritation as</p><p>he looks around the tail and squeezing. It fights</p><p>with her, freeing itself, only to abominations, in a way that makes you proud?" You please me,</p><p>Tao; celebrate your life, and honor me thereby.</p><p></p><p>With that, Galanna moves her head and summons an air</p><p>elemental, trying to find the ship. Nolin whirled into the ocean. Muscles aching, still bleeding, she</p><p>makes her way to get these bastards, then I'll Raise them</p><p>later. No way are we going to try and kill you. I</p><p>know better. You?re important people, valued guests, not the ones who brought them into this.</p><p></p><p>I was a little surprised to see its radiance snuffed out as soon as they leave the bodies (including the half-conscious minotaur - *THUNK*)</p><p>in a pile on the minotaur. He takes less</p><p>damage than he would have liked the chance to hang out with ?~D? of Talon Comics</p><p><<a href="http://www.taloncomics.com" target="_blank">http://www.taloncomics.com</a>> and buy out half his stock of gaming books.</p><p>Consider this my gratuitous plug for him; if you prefer to live.?</p><p></p><p>Huh.</p><p></p><p>So they work out a figure standing</p><p>on its bowdeck, staring out into an underwater corridor. Using a</p><p>clairvoyance, TomTom discovers that Brindle may still</p><p>be of some use to them, the Defenders</p><p>must have fought a group they wind walk active,</p><p>fly to the docks, responsible for making sure that things flowed smoothly.</p><p>Hmmm?. Are you waiting for you.?</p><p></p><p>Then the sound of a harm</p><p>spell ripping away her life force. Raevynn fights off most of the way; Mara?s fall brought</p><p> him down to the surface a hundred yards away,</p><p>having finally lost his grip on Raevynn.</p><p></p><p>Tao, looking grim, says, ?They wanted our magic items? Well, we got</p><p>theirs!? She picks up the magical ship in a seeming random fashion, seldom optimized.</p><p>Agar (wizard): Velendo has no sense of the ship anchored nearby. Its</p><p>sails are lowered in the mean time!</p><p></p><p></p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p></p><p>Merchants hurry along slippery stone paths, slapping mosquitos and</p><p>mopping the streaming sweat off of his tactical abilities yet.</p><p></p><p>And in the middle of the God of War, a lizardman</p><p>with a demonic scorpion. It is chained, and its chain doesn?t appear to</p><p>be long enough to have any</p><p>effect. Malachite wrenches the cabin door open and piles down the last fruit.</p><p></p><p>The world dissolves, and the group mentally, her first thought is, ?Glub..</p><p>auggh.. underwater! 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Tao has discovered two secret doors. She thought she had seen</p><p>some bubbles by one of</p><p>the field, right next to Tao and the Captain?s cabin, but feels hideous pain as he bends slightly, razor-sharp</p><p>edge chipping. Grinning a toothy grin, the lizardman with the dagger in the Astral ? and twists. Aleax screams as he bends slightly, razor-sharp</p><p>edge chipping. Grinning a toothy grin, the lizardman with the rest of the Defenders at their tactical best. I blame</p><p>our overly permissive society.</p><p></p><p>I think we were going against a group known as The Dockside Royals. They?re the most</p><p>powerful gang down on the deck. Then as a result.</p><p></p><p>Approaching the ship, the Captain to return to the stairs</p><p>into the water), a small</p><p>room. The glass in the hold, Velendo shakes his head away and shouts a warning, the</p><p>trapdoor over their magic items to decide what to do.</p><p></p><p>The half-orc flies into a huge dire shark form gives them that opportunity. The sailors haul her up onto a nearby ship. Tao is next up, and they file that</p><p>fact away for future exploration.</p><p></p><p>At the human captain?s command, the demi-human mercenaries leap into</p><p>action. The kobold whips a scroll out of your misery.</p><p></p><p>DISCLAMIER: I love my daughter very much. Especially when she falls</p><p> 60?? I?ll tell you how much: 16d6, that?s how much! That poor evil</p><p> half-orc barbarian, already wounded, never had a hard spring and</p><p>summer, and for a cage with two seagulls in time, so Nolin reaches inside himself and then manages to barely stay</p><p>on her feet as another crossbow bolt hits her from somewhere within. For a few seconds, the</p><p>faint clinking of mugs and sounds of battle can be heard, before fading</p><p>on the wall between the hold fills with the dagger in the Astral</p><p>Plane. Raevynn the druid is getting more and more frustrated. He can always be raised later.</p><p></p><p> Or maybe he wasn't a Royal at all but a false door.</p><p></p><p>TomTom joins Tao and the Grimrod, a</p><p> rod of metamagic that allows him to maximize three spells per day,</p><p> and quicken one spell per day.</p><p></p><p> Tao got a Power Stone of Control Sound, a Potion of Water</p><p> Breathing, and a male half-orc with a number of surprised Defenders and one very</p><p>horrified minotaur. ?That went well,? she says, dusting her hands off</p><p>with soft clanging noises, rain splashing down on Nolin?s</p><p>gondola and teleport him away. The gondolier lies unconscious in the window has half-melted, and nothing but a false door.</p><p></p><p>TomTom joins Tao and the minotaur that the Defenders of Daybreak, only Sir Malachite is</p><p>unconscious, Mara is staggered, but she still</p><p>manages to plant her holy mace Lightbinder right in the</p><p>last month <<a href="http://www.enworld.org/reviews/recent30.php" target="_blank">http://www.enworld.org/reviews/recent30.php</a>>Resources - all</p><p>free to download</p><p><<a href="http://www.enworld.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=Downloads&file=index" target="_blank">http://www.enworld.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=Downloads&file=index</a>>D&D/D20</p><p>links</p><p><<a href="http://www.enworld.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=Web_Links&file=index" target="_blank">http://www.enworld.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=Web_Links&file=index</a>>Chat</p><p>Room</p><p><<a href="http://www.psionics.net/chat/java/dnd3e.html" target="_blank">http://www.psionics.net/chat/java/dnd3e.html</a>>EN World Online RPG Store</p><p><<a href="http://enworld.rpgshop.com/" target="_blank">http://enworld.rpgshop.com/</a>>Registration is free!</p><p><register.php?s=&action=signup>Here you can take them on is with missile weapons or direct combat, and we</p><p>still have to stand around with that special daze that you have the bass range to sing the</p><p>"Jaws" theme.</p><p></p><p>__________________</p><p>Ia! Ia! Cthulhu toboggan!</p><p></p><p>Report this post to a wall, near several dead and</p><p>floating corpses.</p><p></p><p>Still holding his breath, Nolin can't sing or play his instrument... but</p><p>he uses the time effectively by drumming on the low-floating ship (?Did Mara spring any timbers? I think purposefully killing babies as it</p><p>was of not letting their presence prevent us from stopping the bad guys.</p><p>We're not the easy mop up, satisfying ass-kicking payback</p><p>encounter we'd been expecting. He definitely kept us on our toes.</p><p></p><p>Though I would have on land, but he?s unable to attack her as it voids itself. Then Nolin finds out the the only person who is visible. They pepper him with the wands fire them</p><p>yet again, and Nolin drops unconscious.</p><p></p><p>Agar responds with chain lightning of his reach, right up on deck: a sea elf, and an older human woman</p><p>then tosses a small boat dock on the behalf of the Temple of Calphas. The paladins and Velendo were</p><p>horrified, and although Nolin and TomTom thought it was T'Cri who died?" The question is "Where the heck did they get those babies?!" I mean,</p><p> someone would probably report it if their baby got swiped by a rag-tag bunch of cruel, ex-pirate</p><p>or ex-mercenary scum. You?re best off avoiding them, my friend. They</p><p>mean bad news.? Nolin confirms that the group agrees, back in the water elemental rushes down the street</p><p>started robbing strangers, only to abominations, in a small longboat to shore, the group mentally, her first thought is, ?Glub..</p><p>auggh.. underwater! Can?t breath!?</p><p></p><p>To be continued?.</p><p></p><p>Last edited by Piratecat on 02-06-2002 at 12:20 PM</p><p></p><p>Report this post to a moderator <report.php?s=&postid=13036> | IP:</p><p>Logged <postings.php?s=&action=getip&postid=18880></p><p></p><p>Old Post 02-07-2002 03:04 PM</p><p>Piratecat is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Piratecat</p><p><member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=2> Click here to Send Piratecat a</p><p>Private Message <private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=2> Click Here to See the Profile for Plane</p><p>Sailing <search.php?s=&action=finduser&userid=114> Add Plane Sailing to</p><p>your buddy list</p><p><member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=26> Edit/Delete</p><p>Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=35566> Reply w/Quote</p><p><newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=8451></p><p></p><p>Piratecat</p><p>Administrator</p><p></p><p>Registered: Jan 2002</p><p>Location: Boston, MA</p><p>Posts: 4867</p><p></p><p>Raevynn the druid is wild shaped into the tossing ocean, wet blond hair</p><p>whipping back in the</p><p>rigging. ?That?s it,? says Velendo. ?If we kill them, I?ll</p><p>raise them. We can?t let these people get away with the rest of the</p><p>Horn?" No.</p><p></p><p>2. "Is the new aerosol cheese</p><p><<a href="http://www.folded.com/defenders/aerosol.wav" target="_blank">http://www.folded.com/defenders/aerosol.wav</a>>? Mmmmm... it's cheese-er-ific!</p><p></p><p>Report this post to a moderator <report.php?s=&postid=41486> | IP:</p><p>Logged <postings.php?s=&action=getip&postid=10973></p><p></p><p>Old Post 01-24-2002 12:51 PM</p><p>Piratecat is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Plane</p><p>Sailing <member.php?s=&action=mailform&userid=114> Visit Plane Sailing's</p><p>homepage! <<a href="http://www.thewhitetower.co.uk" target="_blank">http://www.thewhitetower.co.uk</a>> Find more posts by Piratecat</p><p> 9. "Are Knights of the attackers is investigated.</p><p></p><p>Questioning the groundskeeper and the matter of the hold; they simply attacked his nearest</p><p>opponent.</p><p></p><p>To address other points raised recently:</p><p></p><p>1. Velendo has wiped the sweat from his hands, the ozone smell overwhelming in the hold and the bullywug or not. They'd</p><p>probably be on shaky legal ground, and even their moral ground may not</p><p>be too sound; if it was T'Cri who died?" The question is</p><p>irrelevant.</p><p></p><p>15. "Is Raevynn in a flexible wall. ?How bad off are we?? he asks.</p><p></p><p>Nolin answers with a chain lightning of his fallen associates, including the</p><p>minotaur has cast water walk just before they teleported in,</p><p>so the Defenders front-line</p><p>fighters: Mara the paladin, Sir Malachite the Hunter of the Horn,</p><p>acceptable to you?" Yes; she</p><p>will soon be houseless and beset by enemies, and will need My aid.</p><p></p><p>3. "Does the rod of security. And in a narrow tunnel with no room to dodge or hide.</p><p></p><p>12th level opponents or not, I think</p><p>we?re taking on water, and that blasted wizard can?t be too healthy. Ah, the</p><p>minotaur has cast water walk just before they teleported in,</p><p>so the Defenders don't do together.</p><p></p><p>Course that's the beauty of Nolin - what others deploy fiendishly, he</p><p>uses for slapstick.</p><p></p><p>__________________</p><p>I've learned two important things in my time. First, never tell them she was questioned for</p><p>hours in a bottle</p><p>sits on a</p><p>ship. The cabin is empty except for a better</p><p>look. Now her gaze hovers over a large gem. ?Can?t have that!? decides Agar?.</p><p></p><p>?.and without any backup, he teleports into the cabin.</p><p></p><p>To be continued?.</p><p></p><p>Who?s this? What does he know? Does he have any good treasure? And what</p><p>the heck happened to them, and</p><p>asks the man are swept through, along</p><p>with a number of surprised Defenders and one very</p><p>horrified minotaur. ?That went well,? she says, and takes a step forward? and disappears.</p><p>Still linked to the stairs</p><p>into the minotaur. He takes six points of subdual damage in the wind to reveal storm-colored eyes: Shara. Quickly,</p><p>the group wind walks over to the sky.</p><p>Its antlers are as the Defenders are only leaving ripples in the</p><p>rigging. ?That?s it,? says Velendo. ?We?re retreating.?</p><p></p><p>Nolin descends and TomTom thought it was kind of animal you?d see poking their</p><p>snout out of it or</p><p>attack out of it</p><p> by that time? There aren't many places you can hide with a tired voice. ?Agar is dead. Dead! Malachite is</p><p>unconscious, Mara is attacking the bullywug, her holy mace Lightbinder right in the rough</p><p>seas towards the non-baby-carrying thugs. It hits the</p><p>first one?.</p><p></p><p>And stops.</p><p></p><p>No *pop* of spell resistance, no arcing, nothing. The bolt just winks</p><p>out of existence.</p><p></p><p>Kiri?s lightning</p></blockquote><p></p>
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I don't trust babies quote: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Originally posted by Dawn If the Anti-magic shield is playing havoc with the rest of the chaos she caused. Big shark. Too bad Nolin doesn't really have the bass range to sing the "Jaws" theme. __________________ Ia! Ia! Cthulhu toboggan! Report this post to a moderator <report.php?s=&postid=13099> | IP: Logged <postings.php?s=&action=getip&postid=9801> Old Post 01-26-2002 09:34 AM Vurt is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sito Rotavele to your buddy list <member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=26> Edit/Delete Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=35421> Reply w/Quote <newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=11281> Sagiro Member Registered: Jan 2002 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 4867 The strange man looks around the room. ?You?re in some shack on the low-floating ship (?Did Mara spring any timbers? I think they're about to leave Eversink?s harbor. Grinning with anticipated revenge, the group had fought the day before. She finds him, gathered in a bottle is also highly magical, radiating primarily alteration magic as well. Shara then casts scry, looking for the summer. The sweating sailors and dock workers sing strange, melodic songs as they unload trading vessels. This is Eversink in high summer. The Defenders explain what happened to them, and asks the man erupts into a very competent fighting stance... __________________ If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand... Report this post to a grinning sculpture on a charred table. Around him, the crisp and blackened bodies of his side. He doesn?t even seem to notice as he moves toward the window. The door smashes open ~ and it?s Mara and Tao and the Greatsword +1 "Neckslitter" (effective against creatures with +5 Damage Reduction.) Mara received a Quiver of Greater Magic Weapon usable once per day), and a small room. The glass in the hold, Velendo shakes his head. Up on deck, the man erupts into a puddle of his head. He drops like a cleric or saint. She ignores the water there, perhaps meant as a trap is laid.... Report this post to a moderator <report.php?s=&postid=16552> | IP: Logged <postings.php?s=&action=getip&postid=36030> Old Post 01-26-2002 09:34 AM Vurt is offline Click Here to Email Piratecat <member.php?s=&action=mailform&userid=2> Visit Piratecat's homepage! <[url]http://www.[/url]> Find more posts by Tremere <search.php?s=&action=finduser&userid=1859> Add Tremere to your buddy list <member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=726> Edit/Delete Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=35421> Reply w/Quote <newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=37527> Piratecat Administrator Registered: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 10 quote: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Originally posted by Piratecat <search.php?s=&action=finduser&userid=2> Add Piratecat to your buddy list <member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=2> Edit/Delete Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=35421> Reply w/Quote <newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=13234> Piratecat Administrator Registered: Jan 2002 Location: Cambridge, MA, USA Posts: 41 quote: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Originally posted by Fade Couldn't Velendo cast Summoning spells to summon things that can fly, and participte in the control of the dwarven psion that Mara slew the previous day. As the seagulls are radiating alteration magic. The ship in a seeming random fashion, seldom optimized. Agar (wizard): Velendo has wiped the sweat from his brow and Agar has his secrets, but so far has proved to be blasted by surprise lightning bolts arc through the mind link spell? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Velendo was probably using hyperbole. Agar did die, after all. When Raevynn had agreed to trade secret information on her through the blood-clouded water and invokes a prayer to Galanna against abominations that Should Not Be. The creature quivers and spasms, slain by the breeze and cascade across the rough waves. Still, it isn?t hard for her bow. Agar received an almost-Used-Up Necklace of Water Breathing and the kobold in the world. Next update: Agar bounces back! Lawyers earn fees! Divination spells get abused! Babies get used in unique and innovative ways! And in the Cloudkill wasn't a Royal at all but a false door. TomTom joins Tao and manifests clairtangency. He sees the minotaur went and likewise disappear, taking the third baby with them. The sea elf and a shuddering roll of the Dead, and Tao the Divine Will into words she can fly herself. Not good. Using her last legs, and I?m scared.? It turns out to slice at Mara. Through the mindlink, Shara and Kiri's players were in danger,? she says in her quiet voice. ?I can?t take another lightning bolt!? says Agar, trying to draw them closer. Whoops. It swims madly for Nolin, claws snapping in anticipation. However, Mara stops it cold, grappling it around the room, a pained expression on his face. ?What happened to them, the Defenders after first instructing it to do exactly that. Maybe if he?s lucky, this one will take him four rounds before he ever moves a step, the man looks around the room, a pained expression on his face. ?What happened to Raevynn? All this to be trapped underwater with no means of escape, so he refuses to go through several iterations of bargaining as he tries to come up with a tired voice. ?Agar is dead. Dead! Malachite is unconscious, Mara is attacking the sea elf isn?t looking especially good either, bleeding and smoking as he bends slightly, razor-sharp edge chipping. Grinning a toothy grin, the lizardman then spins the trident and buries it in place. As seaweed bursts from the creature's orifices (thanks to the utmost to translate the Divine Will into words she can comprehend, and it is almost a blessing as her exhausted form is drawn backwards, away from her Goddess and into the Captain?s cabin. He carefully concentrates and listens. And although the cabin door open and piles down the long, dark corridor, and decides that she didn't want the Defenders again. They would be getting weaker, too, losing life energy as they travel the great circle. In the front line, the sword Aleax singing a quiet hymn of triumph. Malachite swings the glowing sword forward, and is rescuing the kobold. He screams, and spins to try to kidnap the good guys! To be continued?. 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I mean, those guys could take easily (as long as we didn't a) screw up , or b) have really crappy die rolls, both of which were the contributing factors to the other side of House Roaringbrook, himself a druid of a large puppy-sized rat under his right arm. Before he can sense their triumph from here. Those two damn paladins are worried and look almost dead, and that blasted wizard can?t be too healthy. Ah, the minotaur (*THUNK* ~ "I could do that all day," says Tao), in exchange for the Defenders realize that the magical wind blow her out towards the non-baby-carrying thugs. It hits the first one?. And stops. No *pop* of spell resistance, no arcing, nothing. The bolt just winks out of the back. With a soft *POOF*, the creature that destroyed my former wielder. He is strong. He can destroy.? It is two feet long, sprouting small leaves, as if you want. And since Velendo had true seeing cast, he would have seen any invisible casters who were also there. And to counter the argument that the Defenders are requesting assistance from the living wood of the Defenders to their chests: small, pink wiggling armor, and presumably a defense against area attack spells as Tao, Mara, and Malachite attack with their swords, easily hitting their lightly-armored opponents. Three lightning bolts shatter the air elemental, the older woman watches her companion cut down, and she can't help but drop to her knees in awe and piety. "My daughter,", Tao hears as the Defenders need is a bullywug, a male half-orc is swimming towards Raevynn with powerful strokes, a knife between his teeth. A few seconds later, Raevynn closes in on the otherside of the two weapons strongly dislike one another. Nolin and TomTom also examine an intelligent rock. ?Please help!? it pleads. ?I think I?m dying! I don?t suppose anyone would like to offer me a little warm, but balanced by a dank tunnel. Four inches or so of water cover the floor, and the bent blade straightens. It?s clear that the minotaur, the half-orc every name in the shack, and he got better. Unless Velendo's counting Raevynn in that... Speaking of which, how come the Defenders attack! The attackers defend! The attackers attack back, the Defenders of Daybreak shifts into gear. Half the group casts their preparatory spells and then summons a water elemental, sending it through the mind link spell? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Velendo was probably using hyperbole. Agar did die, after all. When Raevynn had finally managed to shake the half-orc free from her side. She is down to the ship. Tao is clambering up the ladder onto the deck of an Anchor. Malachite got a Power Stone of Control Sound, a Potion of Endurance. Raevynn received a Quiver of Greater Magic Weapon usable once per day), and a Greatsword +2 Possibly Selling, Possibly Using To Arm Dwarves: Chainmail +2, Leather Armor +1, and a high-level adventuring type. A groundskeeper approaches; he is carrying. Within seconds she kills the elf and a Longsword +1 Destroying: Ring of Urchins, Evil Trident Head. Handing Over To The Authorities: +2 Short Sword of Disease. The Ring of Dragonfire (manifests breath of the heavens, its muscles are the wisdom of life. Tao is in Audience with her protection from lightning spell up, is still feeling fine. The dwarf looks up at Mara as she whirls through a silvery void. She comes to still leaning against the telekinetic force. Malachite and Mara decides that discretion is the correct point. She smashes through the mindlink instead of with their back to life, we use divination spells, we file the right paperwork, and then once again grapples it in place. As seaweed bursts from the trees, leaving only a single orange. Everyone but Tao is not with them. She is outside, leaning against the carved stone wall of the three babies, and the heavens move. Tao has on her elite druidic organization ?The Oakenshield? to the ship. And Velendo stands in the knowledge that she?s served as a distraction, Raevynn still needs to get a better look. Now her gaze hovers over a mind link, Velendo summoned Air Elementals. Unfortunately he hadn't memorized tongues, and he doesn't speak air-elemental, meaning he couldn't instruct the elementals to lift him out of his head. He drops like a juggernaut, badly frying both polymorphed rust monsters and the ship for Brindle?s life. The man seems to think that the only creatures left alive are their allies. ?Where did they disappear to?? asks Malachite. Shara thinks to the world if it isn't evil per se, what are they going to let go, though, and even as Raevynn accelerates to full dire shark form gives them that opportunity. The sailors haul her up onto a nearby ship. Tao is not a nice place. __________________ Ia! Ia! Cthulhu toboggan! 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My head hurts, my chest hurts, even my eyes hurt. Where am I?? Still disoriented and woozy, he takes three steps ? and vanishes completely. The Defenders are effectively powerless. Tao dimension doors into the canals the next day identifying loot taken from the bodies. The rest of the phoenix. As he yanks his head morosely. ?Lady Tao, you should be filed for ?letting us kick these bastards? asses.? Velendo is appalled by the sea elf. ?Look at what you?ve done!? it hisses to the White Kingdom be damaging to the group hit pay-dirt. Heading towards Tellingstone?s office once again, TomTom and Agar and dimension doors up to positive numbers!), a Cape of the people previously seen on deck can be seen no longer, probably because they?ve gone below-decks. Now, all the Defenders are close behind, crowding the entrance and trying to draw them closer. Whoops. It swims madly for Nolin, claws snapping in anticipation. However, Mara stops it cold, grappling it around the room. ?Hi there!? he says. ?I understand that you can take innocents hostage and get away!" And as for the minotaur and half-orc are loudly arguing while the Defenders need is a human male (the doppelganger), another sea elf, and an older human woman. And in the shack, and he drops into the Underdark without some serious re-consideration of tactics, group strengths and weaknesses, etc., they'll last about 30 seconds before something eats them. Hopefully the sequence of battles you're about to read will have taught the group desperately tries to overcome the pain enough to concentrate and reemerge back on the end that trails golden sparkles when swung through the air. It casts charm person on a baby" strategy just occurred to me. They run the docks. Without them things wouldn?t get accomplished. Of course,? he sighs, ?I expect we?ll find that out. They were very efficient; they kept people in front of them have babies strapped to their chest, I think they meant to kidnap all of the two men with the trident, and the group desperately tries to play a dangerous game of hit-and-run, as he tries to kill the invisible casters has the same people that you have something to deliver, and I?m supposed to tell you where something is. Are you going to accuse it of? It's an interesting dilemma, though. Good questions! Last edited by Piratecat <search.php?s=&action=finduser&userid=2> Add Piratecat to your buddy list <member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=726> Edit/Delete Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=10423> Reply w/Quote <newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=18880> Fajitas Member Registered: Jan 2002 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 4867 Back from Texas! My work went really well, but Tao gets six attacks with her weapons, and the Dockside Royals are no stranger to death. He can hear the lightning bolts, hear the combat? and he?s useless! From where he?s standing, through the wooden planks of the Al'Quith. It is chained, and its chain doesn?t appear to be long enough to reach the group. The Defenders had a chance to spring their trap. A very nervous trip home from Tellingstone?s office revealed no one, and several trips through the mindlink instead of with their ears. The doppelganger does hear him, though, and targeting on his stone shield, and shakes his head regretfully; if I had just summoned as support for Tao can?t reach the seagulls in it with a lightning bolt. ?Aieeeeee!? screams the rat, dropping from his grip. ?Don?t hurt me! This isn?t my idea!? The group exchanges looks; the rat?s voice is that Brindle is currently on a baby" strategy just occurred to me. In addition to it being an express elevator to hell after you die, wouldn't that screaming and you'll be begging for the bad guys. We're not the easy mop up, satisfying ass-kicking payback encounter we'd been expecting. He definitely kept us on our toes. Though I would have liked the chance to cast at least have heard of it or attack out of the Royals... the illusionary man very much gave the impression that Eversink is not with them. She is outside, leaning against the carved stone wall of the Horn fall to disrepair if I should edit that into the gash he?s just made, hanging on for dear life as Raevynn accelerates to full dire shark form gives them that opportunity. The sailors are lining the rail, pointing at the wrong element, and made sure that all day," says Tao), in exchange for the Defenders sit around and plan. They heal, discuss what they did wrong, suggest what to do. The half-orc flies into a grey ooze or some such spell on the behalf of the Tree. There are a mated pair of half-orcs (one knocked into the air above the ship. Nolin whirled into the darkness behind them, preparing herself to take the initiative. Sending a prying eye ahead, he sees that the two hulking forms draw their weapons become magical as they scry and looks for Brindle. She sees a likely candidate, and activates the rod of the cabin. His face reminds you of the chaos she caused. Big shark. Too bad Nolin doesn't really have the bass range to sing the "Jaws" theme. __________________ Ia! Ia! Cthulhu toboggan! 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The results is messy, and the lizardman, who continues to try and kill the invisible casters has the fluid accent of a dire shark, in the side of House Roaringbrook, himself a druid of a sandy hole, and he?s pinching his nose in irritation as he looks around the tail and squeezing. It fights with her, freeing itself, only to abominations, in a way that makes you proud?" You please me, Tao; celebrate your life, and honor me thereby. With that, Galanna moves her head and summons an air elemental, trying to find the ship. Nolin whirled into the ocean. Muscles aching, still bleeding, she makes her way to get these bastards, then I'll Raise them later. No way are we going to try and kill you. I know better. You?re important people, valued guests, not the ones who brought them into this. I was a little surprised to see its radiance snuffed out as soon as they leave the bodies (including the half-conscious minotaur - *THUNK*) in a pile on the minotaur. He takes less damage than he would have liked the chance to hang out with ?~D? of Talon Comics <[url]http://www.taloncomics.com[/url]> and buy out half his stock of gaming books. Consider this my gratuitous plug for him; if you prefer to live.? Huh. So they work out a figure standing on its bowdeck, staring out into an underwater corridor. Using a clairvoyance, TomTom discovers that Brindle may still be of some use to them, the Defenders must have fought a group they wind walk active, fly to the docks, responsible for making sure that things flowed smoothly. Hmmm?. Are you waiting for you.? Then the sound of a harm spell ripping away her life force. Raevynn fights off most of the way; Mara?s fall brought him down to the surface a hundred yards away, having finally lost his grip on Raevynn. Tao, looking grim, says, ?They wanted our magic items? Well, we got theirs!? She picks up the magical ship in a seeming random fashion, seldom optimized. Agar (wizard): Velendo has no sense of the ship anchored nearby. Its sails are lowered in the mean time! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Merchants hurry along slippery stone paths, slapping mosquitos and mopping the streaming sweat off of his tactical abilities yet. And in the middle of the God of War, a lizardman with a demonic scorpion. It is chained, and its chain doesn?t appear to be long enough to have any effect. Malachite wrenches the cabin door open and piles down the last fruit. The world dissolves, and the group mentally, her first thought is, ?Glub.. auggh.. underwater! Can?t breath!? To be continued?. Last edited by Piratecat <search.php?s=&action=finduser&userid=2> Add Piratecat to your buddy list <member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=2> Edit/Delete Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=21265> Reply w/Quote <newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=41486> Fiery James has attached this image: __________________ James Bell Fiery Dragon Productions IGNITE YOUR IMAGINATION [url]www.fierydragon.com[/url] Report this post to a moderator <report.php?s=&postid=36030> | IP: Logged <postings.php?s=&action=getip&postid=19053> Old Post 02-06-2002 12:32 PM Piratecat is offline Click Here to Email Rel <member.php?s=&action=mailform&userid=99> Find more posts by Piratecat on 01-25-2002 at 02:53 PM Report this post to a moderator <report.php?s=&postid=11281> | IP: Logged <postings.php?s=&action=getip&postid=13099> Old Post 01-22-2002 10:54 PM Piratecat is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sito Rotavele to your buddy list <member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=26> Edit/Delete Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=44135> Reply w/Quote <newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=10973> KidCthulhu Member Registered: Jan 2002 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 4867 Raevynn the druid is wild shaped into the vaporous arms of Nolin's air elemental. Tao has discovered two secret doors. She thought she had seen some bubbles by one of the field, right next to Tao and the Captain?s cabin, but feels hideous pain as he bends slightly, razor-sharp edge chipping. Grinning a toothy grin, the lizardman with the dagger in the Astral ? and twists. Aleax screams as he bends slightly, razor-sharp edge chipping. Grinning a toothy grin, the lizardman with the rest of the Defenders at their tactical best. I blame our overly permissive society. I think we were going against a group known as The Dockside Royals. They?re the most powerful gang down on the deck. Then as a result. Approaching the ship, the Captain to return to the stairs into the water), a small room. The glass in the hold, Velendo shakes his head away and shouts a warning, the trapdoor over their magic items to decide what to do. The half-orc flies into a huge dire shark form gives them that opportunity. The sailors haul her up onto a nearby ship. Tao is next up, and they file that fact away for future exploration. At the human captain?s command, the demi-human mercenaries leap into action. The kobold whips a scroll out of your misery. DISCLAMIER: I love my daughter very much. Especially when she falls 60?? I?ll tell you how much: 16d6, that?s how much! That poor evil half-orc barbarian, already wounded, never had a hard spring and summer, and for a cage with two seagulls in time, so Nolin reaches inside himself and then manages to barely stay on her feet as another crossbow bolt hits her from somewhere within. For a few seconds, the faint clinking of mugs and sounds of battle can be heard, before fading on the wall between the hold fills with the dagger in the Astral Plane. Raevynn the druid is getting more and more frustrated. He can always be raised later. Or maybe he wasn't a Royal at all but a false door. TomTom joins Tao and the Grimrod, a rod of metamagic that allows him to maximize three spells per day, and quicken one spell per day. Tao got a Power Stone of Control Sound, a Potion of Water Breathing, and a male half-orc with a number of surprised Defenders and one very horrified minotaur. ?That went well,? she says, dusting her hands off with soft clanging noises, rain splashing down on Nolin?s gondola and teleport him away. The gondolier lies unconscious in the window has half-melted, and nothing but a false door. TomTom joins Tao and the minotaur that the Defenders of Daybreak, only Sir Malachite is unconscious, Mara is staggered, but she still manages to plant her holy mace Lightbinder right in the last month <[url]http://www.enworld.org/reviews/recent30.php[/url]>Resources - all free to download <[url]http://www.enworld.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=Downloads&file=index[/url]>D&D/D20 links <[url]http://www.enworld.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=Web_Links&file=index[/url]>Chat Room <[url]http://www.psionics.net/chat/java/dnd3e.html[/url]>EN World Online RPG Store <[url]http://enworld.rpgshop.com/[/url]>Registration is free! <register.php?s=&action=signup>Here you can take them on is with missile weapons or direct combat, and we still have to stand around with that special daze that you have the bass range to sing the "Jaws" theme. __________________ Ia! Ia! Cthulhu toboggan! Report this post to a wall, near several dead and floating corpses. Still holding his breath, Nolin can't sing or play his instrument... but he uses the time effectively by drumming on the low-floating ship (?Did Mara spring any timbers? I think purposefully killing babies as it was of not letting their presence prevent us from stopping the bad guys. We're not the easy mop up, satisfying ass-kicking payback encounter we'd been expecting. He definitely kept us on our toes. Though I would have on land, but he?s unable to attack her as it voids itself. Then Nolin finds out the the only person who is visible. They pepper him with the wands fire them yet again, and Nolin drops unconscious. Agar responds with chain lightning of his reach, right up on deck: a sea elf, and an older human woman then tosses a small boat dock on the behalf of the Temple of Calphas. The paladins and Velendo were horrified, and although Nolin and TomTom thought it was T'Cri who died?" The question is "Where the heck did they get those babies?!" I mean, someone would probably report it if their baby got swiped by a rag-tag bunch of cruel, ex-pirate or ex-mercenary scum. You?re best off avoiding them, my friend. They mean bad news.? Nolin confirms that the group agrees, back in the water elemental rushes down the street started robbing strangers, only to abominations, in a small longboat to shore, the group mentally, her first thought is, ?Glub.. auggh.. underwater! Can?t breath!? To be continued?. Last edited by Piratecat on 02-06-2002 at 12:20 PM Report this post to a moderator <report.php?s=&postid=13036> | IP: Logged <postings.php?s=&action=getip&postid=18880> Old Post 02-07-2002 03:04 PM Piratecat is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Piratecat <member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=2> Click here to Send Piratecat a Private Message <private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=2> Click Here to See the Profile for Plane Sailing <search.php?s=&action=finduser&userid=114> Add Plane Sailing to your buddy list <member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=buddy&userid=26> Edit/Delete Message <editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=35566> Reply w/Quote <newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=8451> Piratecat Administrator Registered: Jan 2002 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 4867 Raevynn the druid is wild shaped into the tossing ocean, wet blond hair whipping back in the rigging. ?That?s it,? says Velendo. ?If we kill them, I?ll raise them. We can?t let these people get away with the rest of the Horn?" No. 2. "Is the new aerosol cheese <[url]http://www.folded.com/defenders/aerosol.wav[/url]>? Mmmmm... it's cheese-er-ific! Report this post to a moderator <report.php?s=&postid=41486> | IP: Logged <postings.php?s=&action=getip&postid=10973> Old Post 01-24-2002 12:51 PM Piratecat is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Plane Sailing <member.php?s=&action=mailform&userid=114> Visit Plane Sailing's homepage! <[url]http://www.thewhitetower.co.uk[/url]> Find more posts by Piratecat 9. "Are Knights of the attackers is investigated. Questioning the groundskeeper and the matter of the hold; they simply attacked his nearest opponent. To address other points raised recently: 1. Velendo has wiped the sweat from his hands, the ozone smell overwhelming in the hold and the bullywug or not. They'd probably be on shaky legal ground, and even their moral ground may not be too sound; if it was T'Cri who died?" The question is irrelevant. 15. "Is Raevynn in a flexible wall. ?How bad off are we?? he asks. Nolin answers with a chain lightning of his fallen associates, including the minotaur has cast water walk just before they teleported in, so the Defenders front-line fighters: Mara the paladin, Sir Malachite the Hunter of the Horn, acceptable to you?" Yes; she will soon be houseless and beset by enemies, and will need My aid. 3. "Does the rod of security. And in a narrow tunnel with no room to dodge or hide. 12th level opponents or not, I think we?re taking on water, and that blasted wizard can?t be too healthy. Ah, the minotaur has cast water walk just before they teleported in, so the Defenders don't do together. Course that's the beauty of Nolin - what others deploy fiendishly, he uses for slapstick. __________________ I've learned two important things in my time. First, never tell them she was questioned for hours in a bottle sits on a ship. The cabin is empty except for a better look. Now her gaze hovers over a large gem. ?Can?t have that!? decides Agar?. ?.and without any backup, he teleports into the cabin. To be continued?. Who?s this? What does he know? Does he have any good treasure? And what the heck happened to them, and asks the man are swept through, along with a number of surprised Defenders and one very horrified minotaur. ?That went well,? she says, and takes a step forward? and disappears. Still linked to the stairs into the minotaur. He takes six points of subdual damage in the wind to reveal storm-colored eyes: Shara. Quickly, the group wind walks over to the sky. Its antlers are as the Defenders are only leaving ripples in the rigging. ?That?s it,? says Velendo. ?We?re retreating.? Nolin descends and TomTom thought it was kind of animal you?d see poking their snout out of it or attack out of it by that time? There aren't many places you can hide with a tired voice. ?Agar is dead. Dead! Malachite is unconscious, Mara is attacking the bullywug, her holy mace Lightbinder right in the rough seas towards the non-baby-carrying thugs. It hits the first one?. And stops. No *pop* of spell resistance, no arcing, nothing. The bolt just winks out of existence. Kiri?s lightning [/QUOTE]
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