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<blockquote data-quote="takyris" data-source="post: 1565827" data-attributes="member: 5171"><p>You know, I've been thinking, and I've reconsidered. The paladin should get a visitation from his deity telling him what he could have done differently. It should go something like this:</p><p></p><p>God: So, that could have been a guy under mind control.</p><p></p><p>Paladin: Er, I hadn't thought of that.</p><p></p><p>God: Could've had accomplices that you don't know how to find now.</p><p></p><p>Paladin: Oh.</p><p></p><p>God: Could've given him a trial and then executed him to show it to everyone.</p><p></p><p>Paladin: Well, I could also have carried out his severed head and made an announcement.</p><p></p><p>God: Okay, granted, but he didn't get any opportunity to be redeemed.</p><p></p><p>Paladin: Oh. Oh, yeah.</p><p></p><p>God: And you didn't give him a fair challenge and chance to defend himself, and even though the little girl was there, you should have done that, because, remember, even flanking can sometimes bring dishonor.</p><p></p><p>Paladin: Oh, right.</p><p></p><p>God: In atonement, you must perform strenuous physical labor while meditating upon your actions and thinking of the ways in which you might improve your behavior in the future. Please assume push-up position.</p><p></p><p>Paladin: I will not fail you, my lord. (drops into push-up position)</p><p></p><p>God: Alright. Now, give me... two.</p><p></p><p>Paladin: Er, what?</p><p></p><p>God: You heard me. Two! Two good ones! Nose to the ground! Straight back!</p><p></p><p>Paladin: Um, okay. One... and... two. (finishes push-ups)</p><p></p><p>God: Good. I hope you've learned your lesson. (gates back up to heaven)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="takyris, post: 1565827, member: 5171"] You know, I've been thinking, and I've reconsidered. The paladin should get a visitation from his deity telling him what he could have done differently. It should go something like this: God: So, that could have been a guy under mind control. Paladin: Er, I hadn't thought of that. God: Could've had accomplices that you don't know how to find now. Paladin: Oh. God: Could've given him a trial and then executed him to show it to everyone. Paladin: Well, I could also have carried out his severed head and made an announcement. God: Okay, granted, but he didn't get any opportunity to be redeemed. Paladin: Oh. Oh, yeah. God: And you didn't give him a fair challenge and chance to defend himself, and even though the little girl was there, you should have done that, because, remember, even flanking can sometimes bring dishonor. Paladin: Oh, right. God: In atonement, you must perform strenuous physical labor while meditating upon your actions and thinking of the ways in which you might improve your behavior in the future. Please assume push-up position. Paladin: I will not fail you, my lord. (drops into push-up position) God: Alright. Now, give me... two. Paladin: Er, what? God: You heard me. Two! Two good ones! Nose to the ground! Straight back! Paladin: Um, okay. One... and... two. (finishes push-ups) God: Good. I hope you've learned your lesson. (gates back up to heaven) [/QUOTE]
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