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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4900516" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>Hacker holds out a hand, which the bartender promptly fills with a shotglass of whiskey. The gnome takes another drag on his cigarette, then removes it from his mouth, holding it in the same hand as the shotglass. He exhales a cloud of smoke.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">"Son, I've already been a god. And let me tell you, while it was nice, it ain't all it was cracked up to be."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"Wellllll, now," </span></span></span>says Hacker with a bow, <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"Howdy-do, friend. I reckon that clankin' noise I hear when you're a-walkin' is your big, brass pair."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"*****, partner, any combination involving ole' Hacker Brass is guaranteed to be auspicious, suspicious, superstitious, salubrious, and any other multi-syllabic word ending in '-ious' that you can possibly imagine. Now, seeing as you're from the Valley of Bone, where--I might mention--I once served as a human sacrifice, I understand your need for the astrological and numerological influences regarding the event of my nativity. However, the multitudinous vicissitudes of my fate have conspired to make such arcane knowledge inaccessible, indeed..."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>He pauses to light another cigarette and take a drag.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"...even ***** unknowable. For I knew my mother and father only as a pair of skeletons in an abandoned hut on an unnamed island that now lies at the bottom of the sea. As I was raised by badgers, whom you may or may not know have little to no formalized means of categorizing the seasons and years, I fear I cannot offer even an educated guess regarding the circumstances surrounding my birth. *****, partner, it wasn't until after I was enslaved by them gods-***** reprobates of the Imperium that I even learned what a calendar was."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>By now, the gnome is sitting on top of the bar. He leans back, dragging again at this cigarette, appraising 7 Rabbit as he savours the smoke.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4900516, member: 4413"] Hacker holds out a hand, which the bartender promptly fills with a shotglass of whiskey. The gnome takes another drag on his cigarette, then removes it from his mouth, holding it in the same hand as the shotglass. He exhales a cloud of smoke. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkRed"]"Son, I've already been a god. And let me tell you, while it was nice, it ain't all it was cracked up to be."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"Wellllll, now," [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]says Hacker with a bow, [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"Howdy-do, friend. I reckon that clankin' noise I hear when you're a-walkin' is your big, brass pair."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"*****, partner, any combination involving ole' Hacker Brass is guaranteed to be auspicious, suspicious, superstitious, salubrious, and any other multi-syllabic word ending in '-ious' that you can possibly imagine. Now, seeing as you're from the Valley of Bone, where--I might mention--I once served as a human sacrifice, I understand your need for the astrological and numerological influences regarding the event of my nativity. However, the multitudinous vicissitudes of my fate have conspired to make such arcane knowledge inaccessible, indeed..."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] He pauses to light another cigarette and take a drag. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"...even ***** unknowable. For I knew my mother and father only as a pair of skeletons in an abandoned hut on an unnamed island that now lies at the bottom of the sea. As I was raised by badgers, whom you may or may not know have little to no formalized means of categorizing the seasons and years, I fear I cannot offer even an educated guess regarding the circumstances surrounding my birth. *****, partner, it wasn't until after I was enslaved by them gods-***** reprobates of the Imperium that I even learned what a calendar was."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] By now, the gnome is sitting on top of the bar. He leans back, dragging again at this cigarette, appraising 7 Rabbit as he savours the smoke. [/QUOTE]
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