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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4906259" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">"Excuse me, pardner,"</span></span></span> Hacker Brass says to 7 Rabbit, <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">"I'll be back in a moment."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Hacker hops off the bar and begins sniffing the air. He follows his nose to Raiyek and Carolina's table.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"Hmm!"</span></span></span> he grunts, <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"I thought I smelled somethin' funny. I reckon it must be all that ***** y'all are talkin'."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"Now, the wise men say, 'Judge not lest ye be judged.' Since y'all seem to be in a judgin' mood and freely expressin' your opinions, allow me to oblige with my own."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>The gnome faces Raiyek and stabs a finger in his direction. <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"I seem to recollect, when I was a young fella, that paladins was ***** paragons of virtue, hacking down evil with shinin' swords and pure hearts, not callow ***** in a bar sharin' catty comments just loud enough for someone across the gawds-***** room to hear. So, permit me to retort with these simple words: ***** you."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Then, Hacker turns on Carolina. <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"As for you, little miss dis-*****-respectful, eye-rollin', matricidal *****, the only thing more empty than your head is your womb, which happens to be a dry and rocky place in which a man's seed may find no purchase. If you're ever in a generous mood, I'd like you to do two things for me: **** off, and die."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"To the rest of y'all,"</span></span></span> Hacker says, bowing to the other people at the table, <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"Have a fine evenin'."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>The gnome strolls back to 7 Rabbit. <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"Now, where were we, pardner?"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4906259, member: 4413"] [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkRed"]"Excuse me, pardner,"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Hacker Brass says to 7 Rabbit, [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkRed"]"I'll be back in a moment."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Hacker hops off the bar and begins sniffing the air. He follows his nose to Raiyek and Carolina's table. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"Hmm!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] he grunts, [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"I thought I smelled somethin' funny. I reckon it must be all that ***** y'all are talkin'." "Now, the wise men say, 'Judge not lest ye be judged.' Since y'all seem to be in a judgin' mood and freely expressin' your opinions, allow me to oblige with my own."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] The gnome faces Raiyek and stabs a finger in his direction. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"I seem to recollect, when I was a young fella, that paladins was ***** paragons of virtue, hacking down evil with shinin' swords and pure hearts, not callow ***** in a bar sharin' catty comments just loud enough for someone across the gawds-***** room to hear. So, permit me to retort with these simple words: ***** you."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Then, Hacker turns on Carolina. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"As for you, little miss dis-*****-respectful, eye-rollin', matricidal *****, the only thing more empty than your head is your womb, which happens to be a dry and rocky place in which a man's seed may find no purchase. If you're ever in a generous mood, I'd like you to do two things for me: **** off, and die." "To the rest of y'all,"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Hacker says, bowing to the other people at the table, [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"Have a fine evenin'."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] The gnome strolls back to 7 Rabbit. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"Now, where were we, pardner?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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