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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4908240" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>[sblock=OOC]I've no problem with giving or taking crud, but if you're gonna do it, do it right. (I'm the guy who asked his party to let his character die because he thought it was better roleplaying, remember?)[/sblock]</p><p>Hacker tosses his sodden cigarette on the floor and lights another one. He continues to pluck his banjo. <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">"Well, that was a gawds-***** waste of alcoholic beverage. Decent folk would throw a punch or draw a knife to make their point. I reckon this here generation of adventurers have fallen far from the heights of their forefathers. The glory has de-*****-parted."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"Hands off, there, fella. As you can see,"</span></span></span> the gnome says, nodding towards a bottle of whiskey, <span style="color: darkred">"I gots my own **** bottle, and I am sensing a gawds-***** degree of insincerity in your offer of assistance."</span></p><p> </p><p>Without missing a beat, Hacker says, <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"And he who is full of *****, smells like *****."</span></span></span> He makes a point of leans towards Kruk and sniffs, then he recoils waving his hand in front of his nose, somehow making the gesture encompass the other adventurers recently returned from the sewer. The shocked patrons of the bar break up into raucous laughter.</p><p></p><p>Hacker leans forward to Kruk and shares a lopsided grin, a feral gleam in his eyes. In a soft voice, he growls, <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"That all you got, boy?"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">"Last I checked, I never said anything about whether I was or wasn't arrogant, so don't go putting words in my mouth. Besides, as the wise men say, 'I ain't ***** braggin' if you can ***** do it.'"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"That's mighty gnome of you, son. I appreciate it."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"Curious words comin' from one so quick to judge and ***** verbalize said judgment in the hearing of said peers. Last I checked, y'all was the ones what started the whole series of broadsides. I reckon you might want to deal with that gawds-***** hunk of timber in your own eye before tryin' to pluck out the ***** splinter in mine."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen">Then, Hacker produces a smug grin. <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">"And you'd best ***** expect that when you get in a war of words with a bard, you're gonna walk away bleedin'."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">"Not a problem, pardner. I'll be over here, working on Plan B, and I reckon I might participate in that there story-*****-tellin' challenge, as I have learned from many a night of sleepin' in gutters and eatin' other folks' table leavin's, that sometimes a fella needs to sacrifice principal and dignity for a wee bit of ***** gold. And as the wise men say, 'Fifty ***** gold pieces is fifty ***** gold pieces.'"</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4908240, member: 4413"] [sblock=OOC]I've no problem with giving or taking crud, but if you're gonna do it, do it right. (I'm the guy who asked his party to let his character die because he thought it was better roleplaying, remember?)[/sblock] Hacker tosses his sodden cigarette on the floor and lights another one. He continues to pluck his banjo. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkRed"]"Well, that was a gawds-***** waste of alcoholic beverage. Decent folk would throw a punch or draw a knife to make their point. I reckon this here generation of adventurers have fallen far from the heights of their forefathers. The glory has de-*****-parted."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"Hands off, there, fella. As you can see,"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] the gnome says, nodding towards a bottle of whiskey, [COLOR="darkred"]"I gots my own **** bottle, and I am sensing a gawds-***** degree of insincerity in your offer of assistance."[/COLOR] Without missing a beat, Hacker says, [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"And he who is full of *****, smells like *****."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] He makes a point of leans towards Kruk and sniffs, then he recoils waving his hand in front of his nose, somehow making the gesture encompass the other adventurers recently returned from the sewer. The shocked patrons of the bar break up into raucous laughter. Hacker leans forward to Kruk and shares a lopsided grin, a feral gleam in his eyes. In a soft voice, he growls, [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"That all you got, boy?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkRed"]"Last I checked, I never said anything about whether I was or wasn't arrogant, so don't go putting words in my mouth. Besides, as the wise men say, 'I ain't ***** braggin' if you can ***** do it.'"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"That's mighty gnome of you, son. I appreciate it."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=SeaGreen][FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"Curious words comin' from one so quick to judge and ***** verbalize said judgment in the hearing of said peers. Last I checked, y'all was the ones what started the whole series of broadsides. I reckon you might want to deal with that gawds-***** hunk of timber in your own eye before tryin' to pluck out the ***** splinter in mine."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Then, Hacker produces a smug grin. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkRed"]"And you'd best ***** expect that when you get in a war of words with a bard, you're gonna walk away bleedin'."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]"Not a problem, pardner. I'll be over here, working on Plan B, and I reckon I might participate in that there story-*****-tellin' challenge, as I have learned from many a night of sleepin' in gutters and eatin' other folks' table leavin's, that sometimes a fella needs to sacrifice principal and dignity for a wee bit of ***** gold. And as the wise men say, 'Fifty ***** gold pieces is fifty ***** gold pieces.'"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/color] [/QUOTE]
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