OotS 350

[Halivar]

And if D&D ever gets bought out by Starbucks, then the size and space rules would change: halfings would be "Tall", humans "Grande" and ogres would be "Venti."

And Ochre Jelly would become Orange Mocha Jelly, as tastey as it is deadly.

 

[the Jester]

And Ochre Jelly would become Orange Mocha Jelly, as tastey as it is deadly.

You know, a while back I made the Edible Jelly template for oozes...

 

[lukelightning]

And I feel sorry for wizards in the Starbucks D&D game; just try to get your 8 hours of sleep after all that caffeine!

 

[Agent Oracle]

Am I the only one who noticed the return of the latte from OoTS 301?

No, wait, i see I am not. The only thing stopping Latte from taking out that office jockey is probably size modifiers.

And technically, it was PIZZA who killed Milk duds... so if the GM is only awarding situational XP...

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

Ah, puns. An't nuttun' like im'.

 

[Jdvn1]

Wouldn't it be Stargoldpieces?

(ducks)

 

[Hypersmurf]

Well, you have to remember, Coffee got all that xp for participating in the killing of Milk Duds back in strip #301. There's no way it wouldn't be able to take out a low level lackey.

Having reread 301, I take back some of my Meh-ness at the last panel. The bow-totin' latte didn't come out of nowhere after all, which was what prompted a lot of my indifference.

-Hyp.

 

[Dog Moon]

"We have become like unto tiny refreshing GODS!"

Still one of the greatest lines.