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<blockquote data-quote="Bront" data-source="post: 2587979" data-attributes="member: 19696"><p>I might not go quite as tongue and cheek, but perhaps I will if it suits the situation. So, Imagine now, if you will:</p><p>-**--</p><p>Having been asked by the Bie clan to escort an Imperial Courier that should be heading towards the clan back to the clan, the party sets out, only to find that he has not arived in the small town that is so lowly the Magistrate works allong side the pesents. So, the next city down the road, the Magistrate, unknowing anything himself, has to have his servants look for signs of him, and do in fact discover that he had passed through this town before hand.</p><p></p><p>Several members of a lesser clan, the Thundering Badgers, come up to the Magistrate and demand his time, and through careful courtier manipulation from the parties courtier as well as a few well placed inspire rolls by Daring Pengu, we manage to get everyone invited to lunch at the Magistrate's Manor.</p><p></p><p>After convincing the clan to finish their business first, they begin to discuss payment for a service, though the magistrate is a bit nervous.</p><p></p><p><strong>Daring Pengu </strong> (To the Tundering Badger Clan leader): "The Tundering Badger clan must have provided a great service only few could have accomplished"</p><p><em>**Daring Pengu uses his Inspire skill to inspire Pride in the leader and rolls quite well (I believe it was a 39).**</em></p><p><strong>Badger Band Leader:</strong> "Why, yes, in fact, we have most reciently aquired an anchient tome of Kung Fu knowledge*."</p><p><em>* Kung Fu knowledge is widely saught after by all clans, as well as all in the Martial Arts world.</em></p><p><strong>Daring Pengu:</strong> "And how did your great clan aquire such rare knowledge?"</p><p><strong>Badger Band Leader:</strong> "With the might of our fists!" *He pumps his fist in the air*</p><p>*several other clan members raise their fists and cheer, and then sort of look at each other wondering if this is the appropriate place for this*</p><p><strong>Daring Pengu:</strong> "I see, so there are few that could ever hope to stand in your way."</p><p><strong>Badger Band Leader:</strong> "That is right. Few can stand before the might of the Thundering Badger Clan!"</p><p><strong>Daring Pengu:</strong> "So that Imperial Courier was no match for you at all."</p><p><strong>Badger Band Leader:</strong> "Of couse not. We dispatched him quite easily! ... Oh crap..."</p><p>After which, a fight ensued and the Leader and his 2 top minnions were made fools of rather quickly.</p><p>--**--</p><p>Like I said, maybe a bit over the top, but fun, and has a bit of that Hong Kong Action Film Cheese to it. Hope you enjoyed it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bront, post: 2587979, member: 19696"] I might not go quite as tongue and cheek, but perhaps I will if it suits the situation. So, Imagine now, if you will: -**-- Having been asked by the Bie clan to escort an Imperial Courier that should be heading towards the clan back to the clan, the party sets out, only to find that he has not arived in the small town that is so lowly the Magistrate works allong side the pesents. So, the next city down the road, the Magistrate, unknowing anything himself, has to have his servants look for signs of him, and do in fact discover that he had passed through this town before hand. Several members of a lesser clan, the Thundering Badgers, come up to the Magistrate and demand his time, and through careful courtier manipulation from the parties courtier as well as a few well placed inspire rolls by Daring Pengu, we manage to get everyone invited to lunch at the Magistrate's Manor. After convincing the clan to finish their business first, they begin to discuss payment for a service, though the magistrate is a bit nervous. [B]Daring Pengu [/B] (To the Tundering Badger Clan leader): "The Tundering Badger clan must have provided a great service only few could have accomplished" [I]**Daring Pengu uses his Inspire skill to inspire Pride in the leader and rolls quite well (I believe it was a 39).**[/I] [B]Badger Band Leader:[/B] "Why, yes, in fact, we have most reciently aquired an anchient tome of Kung Fu knowledge*." [I]* Kung Fu knowledge is widely saught after by all clans, as well as all in the Martial Arts world.[/I] [B]Daring Pengu:[/B] "And how did your great clan aquire such rare knowledge?" [B]Badger Band Leader:[/B] "With the might of our fists!" *He pumps his fist in the air* *several other clan members raise their fists and cheer, and then sort of look at each other wondering if this is the appropriate place for this* [B]Daring Pengu:[/B] "I see, so there are few that could ever hope to stand in your way." [B]Badger Band Leader:[/B] "That is right. Few can stand before the might of the Thundering Badger Clan!" [B]Daring Pengu:[/B] "So that Imperial Courier was no match for you at all." [B]Badger Band Leader:[/B] "Of couse not. We dispatched him quite easily! ... Oh crap..." After which, a fight ensued and the Leader and his 2 top minnions were made fools of rather quickly. --**-- Like I said, maybe a bit over the top, but fun, and has a bit of that Hong Kong Action Film Cheese to it. Hope you enjoyed it. [/QUOTE]
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