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Shemeska's Planescape Storyhour (Updated 29 Jan 2014)
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<blockquote data-quote="Hellraider" data-source="post: 2642348" data-attributes="member: 31119"><p><strong>Just my humble opinion...</strong></p><p></p><p>Well, about one comment done looong ago on the thread, about the similarity between Clueless and the Nameless One (From Planescape Torment).</p><p>My 2 cents... In my new, badass, dumb, funky drunkard style:</p><p></p><p>Drunkard: Nuthin´ like drinkin´ a few kegs outta Styx water, the one that makes you forget all your probs, ´n then findin´ yerself all a high ´n´ mighty guy thrownup in the potential core of the mult´ verse´s treets, so someone gives ye a hnd n explains ya effrthing!</p><p>Pecially f your new to Plan Escape! Hey, bartender, twoo more roooo... teern... passes... sets of mug... eh... drink... liquid... uh... strong funny-tasting planar drink made out of rasos... rose... sharp unhealthy local plant plague! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p>Bartender: Sure... hey, what´s with you, you haven´t draught nothing yet and you´re drunk already! :\ </p><p>Drunkard: Me´s gotta weird accent, ven there in Zigg... Zagg... Funny sigilrock-based, importation-built ring-in-the-top-of-the-spire city...! Mean no harm anyway.</p><p>(Focus on the bartender´s face) <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p>Bartender: I hope you have enough jink to pay for it. :</p><p>Drunkard: ... Actually, nope. Nevermind. Just gotta quest-shuns, eh... wherr doI join the Xebosi... Cabosti... Travesti... Funny-acting chaos-encased guys? <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/nervous.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":heh:" title="Nervous Laugh :heh:" data-shortname=":heh:" /> </p><p>Bartender: I dunno. They are actually too weird to talk to. :\ </p><p>Drunkard: I can´t bello...! truest....! booy...! uh... think it´s true! Anyway, let m´ sniff that stuff. I´m from a race that drinks by smelling ´em. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> </p><p>Bartender: Then this is your bill... you smelled these things under MY stablishment. <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":]" title="Devious :]" data-shortname=":]" /> </p><p>Drunkard: Eh... Tell me about the Lady of Serenity. <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/nervous.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":heh:" title="Nervous Laugh :heh:" data-shortname=":heh:" /> </p><p>Bartender: Do you want problem so SOON? <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite5" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":confused:" /> </p><p>Drunkard: True that she mazes you when you worsheep... venerable... give her your faith and belief? :\ </p><p>Bartender: I don´t know nor want to know. Your bill...,</p><p>Drunkard: Wait a while... <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/nervous.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":heh:" title="Nervous Laugh :heh:" data-shortname=":heh:" /> </p><p>(Produces a bladed rag doll from his pockets, and begins whispering something)</p><p>(Focus on the bartender´s face)</p><p>Bartender: Don´t do that here... <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite5" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":confused:" /> </p><p>(Refocus on the drunkard´s chair. Empty, and several crickets are playing)</p><p>Bartender: Now that was a barmy blood... Todd! You cannot make cricket juice with live crickets! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite4" alt=":mad:" title="Mad :mad:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":mad:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hellraider, post: 2642348, member: 31119"] [b]Just my humble opinion...[/b] Well, about one comment done looong ago on the thread, about the similarity between Clueless and the Nameless One (From Planescape Torment). My 2 cents... In my new, badass, dumb, funky drunkard style: Drunkard: Nuthin´ like drinkin´ a few kegs outta Styx water, the one that makes you forget all your probs, ´n then findin´ yerself all a high ´n´ mighty guy thrownup in the potential core of the mult´ verse´s treets, so someone gives ye a hnd n explains ya effrthing! Pecially f your new to Plan Escape! Hey, bartender, twoo more roooo... teern... passes... sets of mug... eh... drink... liquid... uh... strong funny-tasting planar drink made out of rasos... rose... sharp unhealthy local plant plague! :D Bartender: Sure... hey, what´s with you, you haven´t draught nothing yet and you´re drunk already! :\ Drunkard: Me´s gotta weird accent, ven there in Zigg... Zagg... Funny sigilrock-based, importation-built ring-in-the-top-of-the-spire city...! Mean no harm anyway. (Focus on the bartender´s face) :D Bartender: I hope you have enough jink to pay for it. : Drunkard: ... Actually, nope. Nevermind. Just gotta quest-shuns, eh... wherr doI join the Xebosi... Cabosti... Travesti... Funny-acting chaos-encased guys? :heh: Bartender: I dunno. They are actually too weird to talk to. :\ Drunkard: I can´t bello...! truest....! booy...! uh... think it´s true! Anyway, let m´ sniff that stuff. I´m from a race that drinks by smelling ´em. :) Bartender: Then this is your bill... you smelled these things under MY stablishment. :] Drunkard: Eh... Tell me about the Lady of Serenity. :heh: Bartender: Do you want problem so SOON? :confused: Drunkard: True that she mazes you when you worsheep... venerable... give her your faith and belief? :\ Bartender: I don´t know nor want to know. Your bill..., Drunkard: Wait a while... :heh: (Produces a bladed rag doll from his pockets, and begins whispering something) (Focus on the bartender´s face) Bartender: Don´t do that here... :confused: (Refocus on the drunkard´s chair. Empty, and several crickets are playing) Bartender: Now that was a barmy blood... Todd! You cannot make cricket juice with live crickets! :mad: [/QUOTE]
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