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So what do you envision for 4.0E D&D?
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<blockquote data-quote="Zerakon" data-source="post: 1160140" data-attributes="member: 12921"><p>D&D 4.0 will come in plastic bags filled with D&D Goop (tm) for $29.99. Three months free play and then $9.99 per month to immerse yourself in a goop-activated fantasy world...</p><p></p><p>See, there will be no rulebook (that players can see), no DM (that players can see), you will just mold the goop to form a personal Goop Helm (tm) that fits your head, which allows you to plug into WotC's GoopTelepath network. Just close your eyes and the goop will transmit signals to your brain of what your character is seeing and hearing. WotC will have a pool of psychics and telepaths in various locations in the world, these psychics create the world and act effectively as DMs, and they will literally be swimming in Goop Pools to be able to connect to the minds of all D&D "Goopers" (as they will come to be called) everywhere...</p><p></p><p>Goopers can choose to play with their friends only (the traditional RPG group, one player can even become DM if she passes a GPCT, or GooPsychic Certification Test) or as part of one of many available massively multiplayer worlds: Eberron (which will at first be the most popular as it will have the most GooPsychics working to create the details), Forgotten Realms, Greyhawk, and a brand new world designed especially for 4.0: Oz. Yes, WotC will buy the rights to build Oz, as a way to attract more types of RPGers.</p><p></p><p>And that's just the tip of the iceberg... 4.5 will introduce more genres and worlds like SopranoLand, BondWorld, and ClassicJurassic. Then, when 4.6 comes out, WotC will introduce RPG Nuggets, made of soy beans, RPG goop, and sugar. You can eat them anywhere and in the span of a few minutes experience 4 hours of quality gaming. What a way to break up a monotonous work day!</p><p><span style="font-size: 9px">Warning, RPG Nuggets are extremely addictive and have a list of side effects longer than you can possibly imagine.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zerakon, post: 1160140, member: 12921"] D&D 4.0 will come in plastic bags filled with D&D Goop (tm) for $29.99. Three months free play and then $9.99 per month to immerse yourself in a goop-activated fantasy world... See, there will be no rulebook (that players can see), no DM (that players can see), you will just mold the goop to form a personal Goop Helm (tm) that fits your head, which allows you to plug into WotC's GoopTelepath network. Just close your eyes and the goop will transmit signals to your brain of what your character is seeing and hearing. WotC will have a pool of psychics and telepaths in various locations in the world, these psychics create the world and act effectively as DMs, and they will literally be swimming in Goop Pools to be able to connect to the minds of all D&D "Goopers" (as they will come to be called) everywhere... Goopers can choose to play with their friends only (the traditional RPG group, one player can even become DM if she passes a GPCT, or GooPsychic Certification Test) or as part of one of many available massively multiplayer worlds: Eberron (which will at first be the most popular as it will have the most GooPsychics working to create the details), Forgotten Realms, Greyhawk, and a brand new world designed especially for 4.0: Oz. Yes, WotC will buy the rights to build Oz, as a way to attract more types of RPGers. And that's just the tip of the iceberg... 4.5 will introduce more genres and worlds like SopranoLand, BondWorld, and ClassicJurassic. Then, when 4.6 comes out, WotC will introduce RPG Nuggets, made of soy beans, RPG goop, and sugar. You can eat them anywhere and in the span of a few minutes experience 4 hours of quality gaming. What a way to break up a monotonous work day! [SIZE=1]Warning, RPG Nuggets are extremely addictive and have a list of side effects longer than you can possibly imagine.[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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