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<blockquote data-quote="Scott DeWar" data-source="post: 6270048" data-attributes="member: 49929"><p><strong>need some humor here . . . . . good clean fun . . . . .</strong></p><p></p><p>A photon enters a hotel. The bellboy walks up and asks, can I help with your luggage? </p><p>The photon responds, no thanks, I'm traveling light. </p><p></p><p>The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here."</p><p>A tachyon walks into a bar.</p><p></p><p>Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here. </p><p>Argon doesn't react.</p><p></p><p>math jokes:</p><p></p><p>a group of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a liter drink, the next half a liter, then a quarter liter, then an eighth liter, etc. The bartender puts 2 liters on the table and says, you don't know your limits.</p><p></p><p>A mathematician, a physicist, and an astronomer were traveling north by train. They had just crossed the border into Scotland, when the astronomer looked out of the window and saw a single black sheep in the middle of a field. "All Scottish sheep are black," she remarked. "No, my friend," replied the physicist, "Some Scottish sheep are black." At which point the mathematician looked up from her paper and glanced out the window. After a few seconds' thought she said blandly: "In Scotland, there exists at least one field - in which there exists at least one sheep - <em>at least one side of which</em> is black."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Scott DeWar, post: 6270048, member: 49929"] [b]need some humor here . . . . . good clean fun . . . . .[/b] A photon enters a hotel. The bellboy walks up and asks, can I help with your luggage? The photon responds, no thanks, I'm traveling light. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here." A tachyon walks into a bar. Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here. Argon doesn't react. math jokes: a group of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a liter drink, the next half a liter, then a quarter liter, then an eighth liter, etc. The bartender puts 2 liters on the table and says, you don't know your limits. A mathematician, a physicist, and an astronomer were traveling north by train. They had just crossed the border into Scotland, when the astronomer looked out of the window and saw a single black sheep in the middle of a field. "All Scottish sheep are black," she remarked. "No, my friend," replied the physicist, "Some Scottish sheep are black." At which point the mathematician looked up from her paper and glanced out the window. After a few seconds' thought she said blandly: "In Scotland, there exists at least one field - in which there exists at least one sheep - [I]at least one side of which[/I] is black." [/QUOTE]
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