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<blockquote data-quote="Arlough" data-source="post: 5946638" data-attributes="member: 79335"><p>I don't remeber why, but in one campaign breakfast was somehow very important...</p><p style="margin-left: 20px">Fighter, OOC: Did he dump my bacon on the floor, too?</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">GM: The table is effectively overturned, and all your food is scattered across the floor.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Rogue: "Seriously, who attacks people at breakfast?!?"</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Fighter: "That's it! How many raise dead scrolls do we have?"</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Wizard: "Uh, two, why? We can't resurrect breakfast."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Fighter: "But we can torture this bastard to death, twice."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Rogue: "Thrice."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Fighter: "Three times. And even that won't make up for the bacon."</p><p></p><p>In one campaign, we had a chaos sorcerer who was really good at getting us in trouble, and getting herself out.</p><p style="margin-left: 20px">"Maybe it only <em>thinks</em> it's a dragon?"</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">- Lihnou, our stupid halfling chaos sorcerer.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">"Don't worry. Even if I hit you, the ongoing damage doesn't hurt so long as you make your save."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">- Lihnou, our stupid halfling chaos sorcerer.</p><p></p><p>And finally, in my current campaign, we had a new player (Apokolypse the Warlock) who didn't understand that another player (Rotta the Ranger) would role play his character's personality flaws at the expense of maintaining group unity.</p><p style="margin-left: 20px">Rotta, OOC: Okay, my character is really paranoid and takes lethal action against people he thinks might harm him. He looks like he is readying himself for a fight.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Rotta: "If you value your life, you will think very hard about what you are saying. I do not appreciate being threatened."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Apokolypse: "If I were threatening you, you'd be dead already."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Rotta, OOC: I roll for initiative.</p><p>And about 15 minutes later.</p><p style="margin-left: 20px">Orphan the Swordmage: "Well, we could find a necromancer to bring him back. I bet that would be cheaper."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Azalie the Bard: "What the hell would we do with a zombie Apokolypse?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Arlough, post: 5946638, member: 79335"] I don't remeber why, but in one campaign breakfast was somehow very important... [INDENT]Fighter, OOC: Did he dump my bacon on the floor, too? GM: The table is effectively overturned, and all your food is scattered across the floor. Rogue: "Seriously, who attacks people at breakfast?!?" Fighter: "That's it! How many raise dead scrolls do we have?" Wizard: "Uh, two, why? We can't resurrect breakfast." Fighter: "But we can torture this bastard to death, twice." Rogue: "Thrice." Fighter: "Three times. And even that won't make up for the bacon."[/INDENT] In one campaign, we had a chaos sorcerer who was really good at getting us in trouble, and getting herself out. [INDENT]"Maybe it only [i]thinks[/i] it's a dragon?" - Lihnou, our stupid halfling chaos sorcerer. "Don't worry. Even if I hit you, the ongoing damage doesn't hurt so long as you make your save." - Lihnou, our stupid halfling chaos sorcerer.[/INDENT] And finally, in my current campaign, we had a new player (Apokolypse the Warlock) who didn't understand that another player (Rotta the Ranger) would role play his character's personality flaws at the expense of maintaining group unity. [INDENT]Rotta, OOC: Okay, my character is really paranoid and takes lethal action against people he thinks might harm him. He looks like he is readying himself for a fight. Rotta: "If you value your life, you will think very hard about what you are saying. I do not appreciate being threatened." Apokolypse: "If I were threatening you, you'd be dead already." Rotta, OOC: I roll for initiative.[/INDENT] And about 15 minutes later. [INDENT]Orphan the Swordmage: "Well, we could find a necromancer to bring him back. I bet that would be cheaper." Azalie the Bard: "What the hell would we do with a zombie Apokolypse?"[/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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