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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7167817" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p><span style="color: blue">"So ... first question: how do we actually find Flora?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"That's a good first question. How <u>do</u> you find a dragon?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Ask another dragon?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Good idea."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Archie had a small child on the back of his neck, holding on to his ears, jigging up and down and making Wheee! noises, pretending to be flying. There was a small queue of other small children, waiting their turn. Archie was having fun.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Archie," began Tasha, "we are supposed to be finding a dragon called Flora. Tippy is supposed to deliver a message to her, but he seems to have forgotten all about it. Can you help us find her?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Hmm. Ye'll find Florrra wi' her maitherrr, Xabatha. A reet towgie baattelax be Xabatha. If ye find Xabatha, ye'll find Florrra soon enough. But ah'll no be wi' ye if ye do."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Is she that bad?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Worrrse."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Can you at least tell us where she lives, and how to get there?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Aye. She laves i' the Land o' Ice, on the slopes o' mount Eyjafjallajokull. Ye mun travel tae the farrr north, tae the trolls' heim, an' seek out the viking called Errrik Thorrrvaldsson. Take passage o' his langship to the Land o' Ice but gae no in Wanter - set sail when the sun returrrns."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"When we get to the Land of Ice, is it easy to find Mount Eyeful?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Eyjafjallajokull. Seven day's marrrch inland overrr stony wastes 'n terrrrible glaciers where even thunderrrstorms fear tae gae."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Sounds awful."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Aye, but the waterrrfalls are gae pratty i' the sunshine."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7167817, member: 6777052"] [color=blue]"So ... first question: how do we actually find Flora?" "That's a good first question. How [U]do[/U] you find a dragon?" "Ask another dragon?" "Good idea." Archie had a small child on the back of his neck, holding on to his ears, jigging up and down and making Wheee! noises, pretending to be flying. There was a small queue of other small children, waiting their turn. Archie was having fun. "Archie," began Tasha, "we are supposed to be finding a dragon called Flora. Tippy is supposed to deliver a message to her, but he seems to have forgotten all about it. Can you help us find her?" "Hmm. Ye'll find Florrra wi' her maitherrr, Xabatha. A reet towgie baattelax be Xabatha. If ye find Xabatha, ye'll find Florrra soon enough. But ah'll no be wi' ye if ye do." "Is she that bad?" "Worrrse." "Can you at least tell us where she lives, and how to get there?" "Aye. She laves i' the Land o' Ice, on the slopes o' mount Eyjafjallajokull. Ye mun travel tae the farrr north, tae the trolls' heim, an' seek out the viking called Errrik Thorrrvaldsson. Take passage o' his langship to the Land o' Ice but gae no in Wanter - set sail when the sun returrrns." "When we get to the Land of Ice, is it easy to find Mount Eyeful?" "Eyjafjallajokull. Seven day's marrrch inland overrr stony wastes 'n terrrrible glaciers where even thunderrrstorms fear tae gae." "Sounds awful." "Aye, but the waterrrfalls are gae pratty i' the sunshine."[/color] [/QUOTE]
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