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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7173732" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p><span style="color: blue">A metal gate barred their way. Igoatunot looked up from the book he was reading, <em>Schweizerdeutsch für den kleinen Zauberer</em>, and recognised the situation immediately. "Kes problaam," he said confidently and voiced a few arcane syllables. There was a loud SMANG! noise as his <em>Knock</em> spell went off. He wasn't worried about the SMANG! bringing wandering monsters - it was lost in the banging noises coming from below anyway. There was a momentary pause, during which the gate <em>slowly didn't open at all</em>.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">What <em>did</em> open was the ceiling. You see, it was a false gate and an equally false ceiling which Alber't'ickle had entirely failed to detect, much to his embarrassment. It was too late now for recriminations, though, as in a cloud of dust a flock of whacks swooped down from their hidden roost in the false ceiling. They were ceiling whacks.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">If you have ever been attacked by an enraged flock of whacks, you will know what it is like. If you haven't, get a ping-pong bat and ask a passing stranger to be-labour you repeatedly over the head with it.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Alber't'ickle was the first to react. With his eight tentacles, he grabbed the nearest eight whacks by their tails and started knocking the others out of the air with them. Alas, the other whacks quickly reflocked to avoid him and the ones he was holding squirmed around and started biting him so hard that he had to let go.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">The others were in trouble too ...</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7173732, member: 6777052"] [COLOR=blue]A metal gate barred their way. Igoatunot looked up from the book he was reading, [I]Schweizerdeutsch für den kleinen Zauberer[/I], and recognised the situation immediately. "Kes problaam," he said confidently and voiced a few arcane syllables. There was a loud SMANG! noise as his [I]Knock[/I] spell went off. He wasn't worried about the SMANG! bringing wandering monsters - it was lost in the banging noises coming from below anyway. There was a momentary pause, during which the gate [I]slowly didn't open at all[/I]. What [I]did[/I] open was the ceiling. You see, it was a false gate and an equally false ceiling which Alber't'ickle had entirely failed to detect, much to his embarrassment. It was too late now for recriminations, though, as in a cloud of dust a flock of whacks swooped down from their hidden roost in the false ceiling. They were ceiling whacks. If you have ever been attacked by an enraged flock of whacks, you will know what it is like. If you haven't, get a ping-pong bat and ask a passing stranger to be-labour you repeatedly over the head with it. Alber't'ickle was the first to react. With his eight tentacles, he grabbed the nearest eight whacks by their tails and started knocking the others out of the air with them. Alas, the other whacks quickly reflocked to avoid him and the ones he was holding squirmed around and started biting him so hard that he had to let go. The others were in trouble too ... [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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