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<blockquote data-quote="Lanefan" data-source="post: 7173793" data-attributes="member: 29398"><p><span style="color: #008000">Clang clang clang clang clang clang clang - the whacks whacked away at Tippy's armour but just couldn't get through it to the soft squishy bits inside. He did manage to bring down one or two with his flailing hammer but wasn't making much of a dent in the numbers. His lobster was more effective; it launched itself on the boomerang which sliced through the whacks like wax before returning - only to itself clang off Tippy's armour.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Johnny, though getting whacked, brought down a few with his khopesh - and gained serious respect for the weapon in so doing. The thing just never missed!</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Tasha's halberd was very useful in bringing the critters down at range; meanwhile Ha! could do little more than hide under Tasha and throw stones that only served to annoy the whacks even more.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Alber't'ickle was in trouble and sinking fast, so Igoatunot risked a sleep spell in his general direction - but of course he too was swarmed and the spell got interrrupted. And what's a good spell interruption for if not to trigger a wild magic surge, and so it did...and all the whacks were suddenly transformed into butterflies which harmlessly fluttered away. Tippy recovered his familiarized boomerang.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">And sometime during all this the distant thumping, while still present, changed its cadence slightly.......</span></p><p></p><p>Tippy (Theodore Ignatius Phillpot Price; Cleric-3; Hammer, unknown potion, 17 g.p.) - full h.p.</p><p>-- Claude (Lobster; Tippy's familiar; Boomerang)</p><p>Igoatunot (was Ikidunot, was Toothpaste, was Macfeece) (Wizard-3 with 3x/day headbutt attack; books) - <span style="color: #FF0000">6 h.p. of 9</span></p><p>Alber't'ickle (Octo-Thief-3; 3 daggers, magic club, 26 g.p., plenty of ink) - <span style="color: #FF0000">3 h.p. of 18</span></p><p>Tasha (Half-Orc/Half-Orc Fighter-2; Versatile Halberd +1 of Dragon Summoning & Sling, 17 g.p.) - <span style="color: #FF0000">just a flesh wound</span></p><p>Ha! Fling! (Hobbit of The Planes; three stones, 17 g.p.) - full h.p.</p><p>Johnny (Human Fighter-3; <span style="color: #00FF00">magic khopesh that never misses</span>, 17 g.p.) - <span style="color: #FF0000">12 h.p. of 20</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Xabatha (Dragon Mother of Dragon)</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Flora (Chintz Dragon)</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Mušḫuššu (Babylonian Dragon) </span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #FFD700">Bar De-Door (Ultimate Sticky Evil Tank-Level 5)</span></p><p><span style="color: #FFD700">Char-Ging (Storm Sorceress-Level 4)</span></p><p><span style="color: #FFD700">Ming-Vahz (Way of the Hair and Knitting Needles Monk/Multiclass-Level 3/X)</span></p><p><span style="color: #FFD700">Kate (Enchanter Wizard-Level-2)</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #FF0000">Footnote (Bard-College of sonic feet-Level 7) - very dead.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lanefan, post: 7173793, member: 29398"] [COLOR="#008000"]Clang clang clang clang clang clang clang - the whacks whacked away at Tippy's armour but just couldn't get through it to the soft squishy bits inside. He did manage to bring down one or two with his flailing hammer but wasn't making much of a dent in the numbers. His lobster was more effective; it launched itself on the boomerang which sliced through the whacks like wax before returning - only to itself clang off Tippy's armour. Johnny, though getting whacked, brought down a few with his khopesh - and gained serious respect for the weapon in so doing. The thing just never missed! Tasha's halberd was very useful in bringing the critters down at range; meanwhile Ha! could do little more than hide under Tasha and throw stones that only served to annoy the whacks even more. Alber't'ickle was in trouble and sinking fast, so Igoatunot risked a sleep spell in his general direction - but of course he too was swarmed and the spell got interrrupted. And what's a good spell interruption for if not to trigger a wild magic surge, and so it did...and all the whacks were suddenly transformed into butterflies which harmlessly fluttered away. Tippy recovered his familiarized boomerang. And sometime during all this the distant thumping, while still present, changed its cadence slightly.......[/COLOR] Tippy (Theodore Ignatius Phillpot Price; Cleric-3; Hammer, unknown potion, 17 g.p.) - full h.p. -- Claude (Lobster; Tippy's familiar; Boomerang) Igoatunot (was Ikidunot, was Toothpaste, was Macfeece) (Wizard-3 with 3x/day headbutt attack; books) - [COLOR="#FF0000"]6 h.p. of 9[/COLOR] Alber't'ickle (Octo-Thief-3; 3 daggers, magic club, 26 g.p., plenty of ink) - [COLOR="#FF0000"]3 h.p. of 18[/COLOR] Tasha (Half-Orc/Half-Orc Fighter-2; Versatile Halberd +1 of Dragon Summoning & Sling, 17 g.p.) - [COLOR="#FF0000"]just a flesh wound[/COLOR] Ha! Fling! (Hobbit of The Planes; three stones, 17 g.p.) - full h.p. Johnny (Human Fighter-3; [COLOR="#00FF00"]magic khopesh that never misses[/COLOR], 17 g.p.) - [COLOR="#FF0000"]12 h.p. of 20[/COLOR] [COLOR="#008080"]Xabatha (Dragon Mother of Dragon) Flora (Chintz Dragon) Mušḫuššu (Babylonian Dragon) [/COLOR] [COLOR="#FFD700"]Bar De-Door (Ultimate Sticky Evil Tank-Level 5) Char-Ging (Storm Sorceress-Level 4) Ming-Vahz (Way of the Hair and Knitting Needles Monk/Multiclass-Level 3/X) Kate (Enchanter Wizard-Level-2)[/COLOR] [COLOR="#FF0000"]Footnote (Bard-College of sonic feet-Level 7) - very dead.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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