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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7174188" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p><span style="color: blue">Then it happened. Alber't'ickle advanced the volume throttles up to full military power and pushed them right on through the gates. The afterburners kicked in with a roar and the whole room vibrated violently as it went through Mach 1. For a short time, skeletons were tossed in the air, hobgoblins were tossed in the salad, and Bar De Door was tossed in vinaigrette.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Then the vibration stopped suddenly and there was silence apart from the thrumming of mighty hyper-sonic engines thrusting the room ever faster towards escape velocity. The erstwhile dancers were pressed flat against the back wall as the g-force mounted steadily towards, well, quite a lot more than usual.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Tippy's visor became glass-like. With a practiced movement of his gloved hand he snapped it shut and sealed it. His armour began to inflate. He settled back into his crash couch and checked the displays. "Sep minus two fifer zero," he announced, "Burn nominal."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">In the co-pilot's seat beside him, Tasha was talking to HAL, the on-board AI computer. It was going manic and she was trying to calm it down. It was obsessed with destroying humanity and kept repeating the same phrase over and over again.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Error 255," intoned Bar De Door.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Error 255," intoned Char-Ging.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Error 255," intoned Ming Vahz.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Error 255," intoned Kate the Enchantress.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Igoatunot consulted his manual of error codes and found <em>Error 255</em> on the very last page. It said <em>Error 255 - An unknown error has occurred.</em> which didn't help a lot. He was tempted to throw the manual away but he didn't - he put it back on the shelf and cast <em>Disguise Shelf</em> so that no-one else could steal it.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Meanwhile, mission specialist Buzz "Alber't'ickle" Lightyear was busy stowing equipment in the payload bay airlock. He happened to glance out of the thick glass porthole and was horrified by what he saw. Where there should have been empty space was ...</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7174188, member: 6777052"] [color=blue]Then it happened. Alber't'ickle advanced the volume throttles up to full military power and pushed them right on through the gates. The afterburners kicked in with a roar and the whole room vibrated violently as it went through Mach 1. For a short time, skeletons were tossed in the air, hobgoblins were tossed in the salad, and Bar De Door was tossed in vinaigrette. Then the vibration stopped suddenly and there was silence apart from the thrumming of mighty hyper-sonic engines thrusting the room ever faster towards escape velocity. The erstwhile dancers were pressed flat against the back wall as the g-force mounted steadily towards, well, quite a lot more than usual. Tippy's visor became glass-like. With a practiced movement of his gloved hand he snapped it shut and sealed it. His armour began to inflate. He settled back into his crash couch and checked the displays. "Sep minus two fifer zero," he announced, "Burn nominal." In the co-pilot's seat beside him, Tasha was talking to HAL, the on-board AI computer. It was going manic and she was trying to calm it down. It was obsessed with destroying humanity and kept repeating the same phrase over and over again. "Error 255," intoned Bar De Door. "Error 255," intoned Char-Ging. "Error 255," intoned Ming Vahz. "Error 255," intoned Kate the Enchantress. Igoatunot consulted his manual of error codes and found [i]Error 255[/i] on the very last page. It said [i]Error 255 - An unknown error has occurred.[/i] which didn't help a lot. He was tempted to throw the manual away but he didn't - he put it back on the shelf and cast [i]Disguise Shelf[/i] so that no-one else could steal it. Meanwhile, mission specialist Buzz "Alber't'ickle" Lightyear was busy stowing equipment in the payload bay airlock. He happened to glance out of the thick glass porthole and was horrified by what he saw. Where there should have been empty space was ... [/color] [/QUOTE]
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