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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7174413" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p><span style="color: #0000CD">Where there should have been empty space was ...</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">......Dark. And they were pointing down. They had burrowed far, far under. In the Dark. They were of course in the DarkUnder. This was the dastardly plan all along. Create a tunnel so that every evil thing down here, could spill out up there. The crew exited their vehicle and were immediately assaulted with the worst sounding vocabulary. </span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"Obliblobgaltickflick."</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"Aha!" Cried Tippy.</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"What." said Ha!"</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"No A-Ha!"</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"I know what you are saying. I know you are not referencing me. I just want to know what the Aha! was for. I'm not stupid you know."</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"Oh. Well of course not. Quite. Well I believe that this fellow (if indeed he is a fellow), is a Kuo-Toa. What is your name friend?" Tippy asked in DarkUndercommon. </span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #800080">"Schloopa-dedoopa. I claim you all now as my slaves."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"What did he say?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"I think there are a few translation issues to sort out but I think we are his guests."</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #800080">"You will be gutted and then sacrificed to the great sea mother Blibdoolpoolp"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"He's absolutely gutted that his mother wasn't here to see us personally."</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #800080">"After your screams are heard by her, we will do <em>the dance of many parts and shells</em> upon your dried skulls."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"Uhm...Singing I think and.....Dancing.....and.........Hangovers ..maybe?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"Ooh." Replied Mix Master, Trancemaster already thinking of new dance tracks. </span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">It was at that point that three Hobgoblins and seven Skeletons groggily emerged from the vehicle.</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #800080">"Flaplyjacklespanglyploop!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">Which Tippy roughly translated as...............................</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7174413, member: 6801229"] [COLOR="#0000CD"]Where there should have been empty space was ...[/COLOR] [COLOR="#B22222"]......Dark. And they were pointing down. They had burrowed far, far under. In the Dark. They were of course in the DarkUnder. This was the dastardly plan all along. Create a tunnel so that every evil thing down here, could spill out up there. The crew exited their vehicle and were immediately assaulted with the worst sounding vocabulary. "Obliblobgaltickflick." "Aha!" Cried Tippy. "What." said Ha!" "No A-Ha!" "I know what you are saying. I know you are not referencing me. I just want to know what the Aha! was for. I'm not stupid you know." "Oh. Well of course not. Quite. Well I believe that this fellow (if indeed he is a fellow), is a Kuo-Toa. What is your name friend?" Tippy asked in DarkUndercommon. [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR="#800080"]"Schloopa-dedoopa. I claim you all now as my slaves."[/COLOR][/FONT] "What did he say?" "I think there are a few translation issues to sort out but I think we are his guests." [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR="#800080"]"You will be gutted and then sacrificed to the great sea mother Blibdoolpoolp"[/COLOR][/FONT] "He's absolutely gutted that his mother wasn't here to see us personally." [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR="#800080"]"After your screams are heard by her, we will do [I]the dance of many parts and shells[/I] upon your dried skulls."[/COLOR][/FONT] "Uhm...Singing I think and.....Dancing.....and.........Hangovers ..maybe?" "Ooh." Replied Mix Master, Trancemaster already thinking of new dance tracks. It was at that point that three Hobgoblins and seven Skeletons groggily emerged from the vehicle. [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR="#800080"]"Flaplyjacklespanglyploop!"[/COLOR][/FONT] Which Tippy roughly translated as...............................[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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