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<blockquote data-quote="Lanefan" data-source="post: 7175192" data-attributes="member: 29398"><p><span style="color: #0000FF">A tunnel beckoned ...</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #008000">...and when no-one responded it got impatient and whispered "Psst! Guys! This way!", then beckoned again.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="color: #FFA500">(meanwhile it was slowly occurring to Johnny that he never should have converted to the metric system - milestones were now meaningless to him, and the kilometerstone he'd just tripped over served to only hurt his toe while providing no benefit at all...)</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">And so everyone trooped into the beckoning tunnel, largely because it was the only possible way to go other than straight up - and nobody here could fly - and because it had suggested they do so, and as we've already seen these guys are rather susceptible to suggestions.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">The tunnel went on for quite some distance, sloping down when it wasn't sloping up and bending left when it wasn't bending right, and eventually opened out into a massive great cavern. Most of this cavern was filled with a lake - but not just any lake, as we will see - and from somewhere in the distance across said lake could be seen a number of faint lights. The path continued along the lakeshore to the right.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Of greatest interest was the lake itself, for it was full of stuff. And not just any stuff, either, but the stuff of legend. Bad legend, in nearly all cases; for every time anyone anywhere had ever said "Oh, that's trash; throw it in a lake" it had ended up here...meaning this lake had over the ages become the repository for every bad idea, dumb invention, and <em>REO Speedwagon</em> record ever made. The lake water, which looked somewhat ashamed of itself, was gently rippled and examination proved it to be clear and cool.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">As none of the party had water-walk capabilities (though Claude could in theory walk along the lake-bottom if needed) and swimming - particularly in Tippy's case - was out of the question, they had no choice but to follow the lakeshore path.....</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lanefan, post: 7175192, member: 29398"] [COLOR="#0000FF"]A tunnel beckoned ...[/COLOR] [COLOR="#008000"]...and when no-one responded it got impatient and whispered "Psst! Guys! This way!", then beckoned again. [COLOR="#FFA500"](meanwhile it was slowly occurring to Johnny that he never should have converted to the metric system - milestones were now meaningless to him, and the kilometerstone he'd just tripped over served to only hurt his toe while providing no benefit at all...)[/COLOR] And so everyone trooped into the beckoning tunnel, largely because it was the only possible way to go other than straight up - and nobody here could fly - and because it had suggested they do so, and as we've already seen these guys are rather susceptible to suggestions. The tunnel went on for quite some distance, sloping down when it wasn't sloping up and bending left when it wasn't bending right, and eventually opened out into a massive great cavern. Most of this cavern was filled with a lake - but not just any lake, as we will see - and from somewhere in the distance across said lake could be seen a number of faint lights. The path continued along the lakeshore to the right. Of greatest interest was the lake itself, for it was full of stuff. And not just any stuff, either, but the stuff of legend. Bad legend, in nearly all cases; for every time anyone anywhere had ever said "Oh, that's trash; throw it in a lake" it had ended up here...meaning this lake had over the ages become the repository for every bad idea, dumb invention, and [I]REO Speedwagon[/I] record ever made. The lake water, which looked somewhat ashamed of itself, was gently rippled and examination proved it to be clear and cool. As none of the party had water-walk capabilities (though Claude could in theory walk along the lake-bottom if needed) and swimming - particularly in Tippy's case - was out of the question, they had no choice but to follow the lakeshore path.....[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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