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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7184292" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p><span style="color: #0000CD">They entered the cave ...</span></p><p></p><p>Albert led they way, cautiously sweeping ahead of him with his 8ft ToTM pole, moving it from side to side at ankle height in case of tripwires and tapping the ground every square foot or so in case of pressure plates. Tap ... Tap ... Tap ...</p><p></p><p>Following behind, her haldberd kept down because of the low roof in the cave entrance, Tasha trod as quietly as she could. Squeak ... Squeak ... Squeak ... went her boots.</p><p></p><p>"@@#@@##!"</p><p></p><p>Albert had slipped on a banana skin, thoughfully placed in the shadows just around a bend in the rocky tunnel. He picked himself up. "Just testing," he announced loudly, forgetting for a moment to whisper.</p><p></p><p>Private Jones, following Tasha, shouted at them to be quiet. A sudden "CRUNCH" came from behind him and he whirled around, drawing his sword with a <em>whsloing</em>, ready for any attack from the rear ...</p><p></p><p>... to see ClaW eating a snail he had found, shell and all. "Well, I haven't eaten since breakfast," the lobster said defensively. "Don't suppose you've got any pepper have you?"</p><p></p><p>Somewhere up ahead, Urðr tipped a mysterious powder into a bubbling cauldron that immediately frothed up and emitted a foul smell, like rotting seaweed. "Are we sure we want to do this?" she wondered. "It's not much of a challenge, is it?"</p><p></p><p>Skuld replied "We have to. The Fates have decreed that it shall be so. You cannot deny the Fates."</p><p></p><p>"But we <em>are</em> the Fates."</p><p></p><p>"Exactly. Whatever doom we pronounce, it will come to pass. It even applies to us."</p><p></p><p>"So, if I say <em>Urðr is fated to receive a million gold pieces tomorrow</em>, it will happen?"</p><p></p><p>"You've got the idea. By the way, what's in the mysterious powder?"</p><p></p><p>Urðr ahowed her sister the packet. <em><span style="color: #008000">Instant Lobster Soup - Just Add Lobster</span></em>. "It's a new range, just in the shops."</p><p></p><p>"Smells awful."</p><p></p><p>"It's fifty percent off."</p><p></p><p>"You can say that again."</p><p></p><p>"It's fifty percent off."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7184292, member: 6777052"] [COLOR="#0000CD"]They entered the cave ...[/color] Albert led they way, cautiously sweeping ahead of him with his 8ft ToTM pole, moving it from side to side at ankle height in case of tripwires and tapping the ground every square foot or so in case of pressure plates. Tap ... Tap ... Tap ... Following behind, her haldberd kept down because of the low roof in the cave entrance, Tasha trod as quietly as she could. Squeak ... Squeak ... Squeak ... went her boots. "@@#@@##!" Albert had slipped on a banana skin, thoughfully placed in the shadows just around a bend in the rocky tunnel. He picked himself up. "Just testing," he announced loudly, forgetting for a moment to whisper. Private Jones, following Tasha, shouted at them to be quiet. A sudden "CRUNCH" came from behind him and he whirled around, drawing his sword with a [i]whsloing[/i], ready for any attack from the rear ... ... to see ClaW eating a snail he had found, shell and all. "Well, I haven't eaten since breakfast," the lobster said defensively. "Don't suppose you've got any pepper have you?" Somewhere up ahead, Urðr tipped a mysterious powder into a bubbling cauldron that immediately frothed up and emitted a foul smell, like rotting seaweed. "Are we sure we want to do this?" she wondered. "It's not much of a challenge, is it?" Skuld replied "We have to. The Fates have decreed that it shall be so. You cannot deny the Fates." "But we [i]are[/i] the Fates." "Exactly. Whatever doom we pronounce, it will come to pass. It even applies to us." "So, if I say [i]Urðr is fated to receive a million gold pieces tomorrow[/i], it will happen?" "You've got the idea. By the way, what's in the mysterious powder?" Urðr ahowed her sister the packet. [i][COLOR="#008000"]Instant Lobster Soup - Just Add Lobster[/COLOR][/i]. "It's a new range, just in the shops." "Smells awful." "It's fifty percent off." "You can say that again." "It's fifty percent off." [/QUOTE]
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