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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7187451" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p><span style="color: blue">Archie was flying Tippy and Inannyunot back to Southborough Castle. It was cold, up in the stratosphere, but Inannyunot had cast <em>Leomund's Tiny Relativistic Hut</em> using Archie's back as an inertial frame of reference, so the two of them were quite comfortable inside as long as Archie flew along the same Levi-Civita connection in the Riemannian metric, which he promised to do. It actually suited him because he could just fold his wings and coast along a geodesic, which he declared was affine way to travel.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"I didn't know your name was ₼₼₼₼₼₼₼₼," said Tippy conversationally.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"I tried to keep it a secret, but I suppose it's common knowledge now. If the Norns ever get to hear it, though, I'm in trouble. They can use a man's true name to pronounce his destiny and the destiny I <em>don't</em> want pronounced, is being tied to a walnut tree, covered in marmalade and torn apart by fruit bats."</span></p><p></p><p>Listening intently through the oyster shells that Tippy and Inannyunot still carried, Skald made a mental note to get some marmalade next time she went to the shops, which she already knew would be next Tuesday morning in Reykjavík. She would be going into Bónus on Laugavegur at precisely 11:43am. Being the Norn who determined the future was handy sometimes, because it meant your diary was always right and you never had to re-book appointments. She did Norning when she had time off from her day job as a Valkyrie. Ho jo to ho !</p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">"We don't want you coming to a sticky end," agreed Tippy with unconscious humour. "I've got the problem of deciding how to tell Cholmondeley that his intended has run off to marry a king. The poor chap is going to be devastated."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"If only I'd beaten Ballnard to the ground, she might not have done."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Don't blame yourself. She would probably have run off sooner or later anyway. Mysterious strangers generally do," he added.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Thanks. But should we go looking for the others?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"They were supposed to be getting themselves to Southborough Castle. Maybe they are already there, waiting for us."</span></p><p></p><p>The faint sound of a snigger came through the oyster shell in Tippy's pocket, but he didn't hear it.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">Suddenly, Archie spread his wings and dived towards the ground. "Problem!" he shouted, his voice resonating through his scales in the thin atmosphere. Tippy and Inannyunot were left fighting for breath as the Hut vanished around them, but fortunately Inannyunot had read the safety card that said "In the unlikely event of loss of cabin ..."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7187451, member: 6777052"] [COLOR=blue]Archie was flying Tippy and Inannyunot back to Southborough Castle. It was cold, up in the stratosphere, but Inannyunot had cast [I]Leomund's Tiny Relativistic Hut[/I] using Archie's back as an inertial frame of reference, so the two of them were quite comfortable inside as long as Archie flew along the same Levi-Civita connection in the Riemannian metric, which he promised to do. It actually suited him because he could just fold his wings and coast along a geodesic, which he declared was affine way to travel. "I didn't know your name was ₼₼₼₼₼₼₼₼," said Tippy conversationally. "I tried to keep it a secret, but I suppose it's common knowledge now. If the Norns ever get to hear it, though, I'm in trouble. They can use a man's true name to pronounce his destiny and the destiny I [I]don't[/I] want pronounced, is being tied to a walnut tree, covered in marmalade and torn apart by fruit bats."[/COLOR] Listening intently through the oyster shells that Tippy and Inannyunot still carried, Skald made a mental note to get some marmalade next time she went to the shops, which she already knew would be next Tuesday morning in Reykjavík. She would be going into Bónus on Laugavegur at precisely 11:43am. Being the Norn who determined the future was handy sometimes, because it meant your diary was always right and you never had to re-book appointments. She did Norning when she had time off from her day job as a Valkyrie. Ho jo to ho ! [COLOR=blue]"We don't want you coming to a sticky end," agreed Tippy with unconscious humour. "I've got the problem of deciding how to tell Cholmondeley that his intended has run off to marry a king. The poor chap is going to be devastated." "If only I'd beaten Ballnard to the ground, she might not have done." "Don't blame yourself. She would probably have run off sooner or later anyway. Mysterious strangers generally do," he added. "Thanks. But should we go looking for the others?" "They were supposed to be getting themselves to Southborough Castle. Maybe they are already there, waiting for us."[/COLOR] The faint sound of a snigger came through the oyster shell in Tippy's pocket, but he didn't hear it. [COLOR=blue]Suddenly, Archie spread his wings and dived towards the ground. "Problem!" he shouted, his voice resonating through his scales in the thin atmosphere. Tippy and Inannyunot were left fighting for breath as the Hut vanished around them, but fortunately Inannyunot had read the safety card that said "In the unlikely event of loss of cabin ..."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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