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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7188700" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p><span style="color: #008080">Abbey was ruined. She had put all of her shares in the skiing industry only for Char-Ging, some tax collector, to take it all away from her. Since then the Orcs took over the slopes without paying one groat, and the tourism fell to nothing. She was completely ruined. To make things worse, the Orcs held the high mountains around Winterford and regular ski patrols harassed the locals just to keep the best slopes to themselves. After hearing all this Tippy piped up.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">"What were you going to do about this folks?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">"Well," replied Tasha. "We were about to go on an Orc hunt. Private jones has requisitioned some uhm V22 Superslider Skis."</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">"Yes they outpace the BStaar-Plus by about a rate of one foot per second due to the frictionless balm administered during the engineering process."</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">"Tasha. Are you OK about hunting Orcs?" Asked Tippy sensitively.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">"Sure. I'm only Half Orc."</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">"But." Private Jones interjected.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">"Dont!" came the voices of everyone else in unison."</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">"Abbey. We will get your slopes back. These Orcs are taking the piste and that snow joking matter. Private Jones, you might just need to find me some.........uhm..........stabilizers?" stated Tippy in a rare moment of insight.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">The reunited party set off........................</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7188700, member: 6801229"] [COLOR="#008080"]Abbey was ruined. She had put all of her shares in the skiing industry only for Char-Ging, some tax collector, to take it all away from her. Since then the Orcs took over the slopes without paying one groat, and the tourism fell to nothing. She was completely ruined. To make things worse, the Orcs held the high mountains around Winterford and regular ski patrols harassed the locals just to keep the best slopes to themselves. After hearing all this Tippy piped up. "What were you going to do about this folks?" "Well," replied Tasha. "We were about to go on an Orc hunt. Private jones has requisitioned some uhm V22 Superslider Skis." "Yes they outpace the BStaar-Plus by about a rate of one foot per second due to the frictionless balm administered during the engineering process." "Tasha. Are you OK about hunting Orcs?" Asked Tippy sensitively. "Sure. I'm only Half Orc." "But." Private Jones interjected. "Dont!" came the voices of everyone else in unison." "Abbey. We will get your slopes back. These Orcs are taking the piste and that snow joking matter. Private Jones, you might just need to find me some.........uhm..........stabilizers?" stated Tippy in a rare moment of insight. The reunited party set off........................ [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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