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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7206624" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p><span style="color: blue">The <em>Leaf</em> was a magical ship of living oak and a figurehead of a unicorn graced the prow. It steered itself and needed no helmsman; the sails furled and unfurled themselves at need and the only thing the crew of wood elves had to do was to sing, dance and make merry, which they did gladly.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">The captain, a druid called Acorn Oakheart, was obsessed with oak and he communed with the ship's timbers constantly. Sometimes, when they weren't too busy, they communed back. Adeliva tried to talk to him, druid to druid, but she wasn't an oak person, she was more into willow and aspen really, so there wasn't much common ground between them. All he would say that made any sense was "A sailor who knows his oak is a sailor who stays afloat" and she grew weary of hearing him repeat it.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">She wandered down to Inannyunot's cabin to see how well he was recovering from his wounds. He was sitting up in his bunk, reading. His robes had been slashed to pieces by the slaad's ferocious greatsword attack so she did a <em>Mending</em> for him and they came up like new. "That's very nice of you," he said gratefully. "I never did learn that cantrip. I suppose it's too late now."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Don't you get another cantrip when you level up? We druids do, isn't it the same for wizards?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Yes, but not until level 10 and it might be while before we get there, if we ever do. I'm not sure we're going to survive Chult."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"We will. I know we will. Because after Chult, you are destined to ..."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Destined too ... what?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"No, I've said too much. Let's change the subject. Why do they call you <em>Goat</em>?</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">So he told her the story of all his names and how he came by them.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Gosh, you have had an exciting life. But, what is your <em>real</em> name?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Dont laugh, it's '₼₼₼₼₼₼₼₼'," he replied.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Hmm. I can see why you would want to keep it a secret. But one day, the name of ₼₼₼₼₼₼₼₼ will be spoken with reverence and awe."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Are you a seer of the future?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Ahah, that's my secret," she said with an enigmatic smile.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7206624, member: 6777052"] [color=blue]The [i]Leaf[/i] was a magical ship of living oak and a figurehead of a unicorn graced the prow. It steered itself and needed no helmsman; the sails furled and unfurled themselves at need and the only thing the crew of wood elves had to do was to sing, dance and make merry, which they did gladly. The captain, a druid called Acorn Oakheart, was obsessed with oak and he communed with the ship's timbers constantly. Sometimes, when they weren't too busy, they communed back. Adeliva tried to talk to him, druid to druid, but she wasn't an oak person, she was more into willow and aspen really, so there wasn't much common ground between them. All he would say that made any sense was "A sailor who knows his oak is a sailor who stays afloat" and she grew weary of hearing him repeat it. She wandered down to Inannyunot's cabin to see how well he was recovering from his wounds. He was sitting up in his bunk, reading. His robes had been slashed to pieces by the slaad's ferocious greatsword attack so she did a [i]Mending[/i] for him and they came up like new. "That's very nice of you," he said gratefully. "I never did learn that cantrip. I suppose it's too late now." "Don't you get another cantrip when you level up? We druids do, isn't it the same for wizards?" "Yes, but not until level 10 and it might be while before we get there, if we ever do. I'm not sure we're going to survive Chult." "We will. I know we will. Because after Chult, you are destined to ..." "Destined too ... what?" "No, I've said too much. Let's change the subject. Why do they call you [i]Goat[/i]? So he told her the story of all his names and how he came by them. "Gosh, you have had an exciting life. But, what is your [i]real[/i] name?" "Dont laugh, it's '₼₼₼₼₼₼₼₼'," he replied. "Hmm. I can see why you would want to keep it a secret. But one day, the name of ₼₼₼₼₼₼₼₼ will be spoken with reverence and awe." "Are you a seer of the future?" "Ahah, that's my secret," she said with an enigmatic smile. [/color] [/QUOTE]
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