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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7218320" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">What's my motivation again?</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">Oh, for pity's sake. We have to stop the invaders sacking the city!</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">But they aren't going to sack it. They're going to destroy it. You heard all that talk about earthquakes and krakens.</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">That makes it <em>worse</em> !</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">No, if they <em>destroy</em> the city, we won't have to pay thousands of slaves in tribute because there'll be nobody here to demand them.</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">What?</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">We're better off letting them do it.</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">Have you been <em>charmed</em>? You look a bit pink around the ears. Was it that Footloose fellow, with the baggy trousers?</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">Nah. He's not my type. No, I'm changing sides.</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">What? That's treachery!</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">Yes, and? We're evil. We do treachery. It's what my character would do.</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">I'll have to fight you!</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">You can't. I've got the Slaven of Estramos.</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">What? Where did you get that?</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">Shan't tell.</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">Look, if you're changing sides, and you end up winning, where does it leave me?</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">Up to you.</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">Do you think they have a chance?</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">Put it this way. Every time Bar-De-Door and Ming Vahz have fought the Awning Pothole crowd, they've lost. Hundred percent. They even lose when the Norns fate them to win and that takes downright stupidity. This time is no different, and the big league is pitching in against them too. How many dragons has your side got? How many totally invulnerable clerics?</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">We have the templars?</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">All twenty of them. Big deal.</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">There are hundreds more outside. We have reinforcements.</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">The doors are locked. You're not getting any.</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">True. Bad move, that. Locking the doors. Look, I'm not saying I agree with you, but ...</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7218320, member: 6777052"] [COLOR=#EE82EE]What's my motivation again? Oh, for pity's sake. We have to stop the invaders sacking the city! But they aren't going to sack it. They're going to destroy it. You heard all that talk about earthquakes and krakens. That makes it [I]worse[/I] ! No, if they [I]destroy[/I] the city, we won't have to pay thousands of slaves in tribute because there'll be nobody here to demand them. What? We're better off letting them do it. Have you been [I]charmed[/I]? You look a bit pink around the ears. Was it that Footloose fellow, with the baggy trousers? Nah. He's not my type. No, I'm changing sides. What? That's treachery! Yes, and? We're evil. We do treachery. It's what my character would do. I'll have to fight you! You can't. I've got the Slaven of Estramos. What? Where did you get that? Shan't tell. Look, if you're changing sides, and you end up winning, where does it leave me? Up to you. Do you think they have a chance? Put it this way. Every time Bar-De-Door and Ming Vahz have fought the Awning Pothole crowd, they've lost. Hundred percent. They even lose when the Norns fate them to win and that takes downright stupidity. This time is no different, and the big league is pitching in against them too. How many dragons has your side got? How many totally invulnerable clerics? We have the templars? All twenty of them. Big deal. There are hundreds more outside. We have reinforcements. The doors are locked. You're not getting any. True. Bad move, that. Locking the doors. Look, I'm not saying I agree with you, but ... [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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