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<blockquote data-quote="Gray Shade" data-source="post: 2284305" data-attributes="member: 32340"><p>Once the fine elf tells my guy to take a bath, he looks down at himself and mutters, <span style="color: Teal">"it's road dust . . . I just got off the road . . . I can't have taken a bath before I come in to have a drink, or even get a room . . . you can't avoid road dust on a road . . . "</span> He stands, drinks his grog in a long swallow, and grabs the one he ordered for the elf (without malice) and starts drinking that one while walking from patron to patron in the bar.</p><p> </p><p>He looks each person (except one) fully from eye to toe and back, clucks his tongue appropriately and rubs his scragly chin. While in front of the woman in leather, he absently says, <span style="color: Teal">"should I have shaved, too?"</span> He quickly makes eye contact with her and says, <span style="color: Teal">"YOU ever try shaving on a horse on the trail? Only one I ever knew to try that we called Blood-Face, well, after that . . . "</span> He gives a heavy sigh, shakes his head and moves on to her companion, who is the one he does not give a long look to. He just glances at him and moves on to the guy curled up on the floor.</p><p> </p><p>After taking in each person in turn, he returns to the bar and, to whatever Dwarf happens to be working there at the moment, says <span style="color: Teal">"Another beer, and is the chili dog in season? . . . Nevermind, just give me mushrooms, a half-dozen eggs scrambled up with goat cheese, a pound of rashers, and a room for the night. Feel like it's months of straight riding from the duke's keep."</span></p><p> </p><p>Then he bides his time . . . soon, my friends, soon . . .</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gray Shade, post: 2284305, member: 32340"] Once the fine elf tells my guy to take a bath, he looks down at himself and mutters, [color=Teal]"it's road dust . . . I just got off the road . . . I can't have taken a bath before I come in to have a drink, or even get a room . . . you can't avoid road dust on a road . . . "[/color] He stands, drinks his grog in a long swallow, and grabs the one he ordered for the elf (without malice) and starts drinking that one while walking from patron to patron in the bar. He looks each person (except one) fully from eye to toe and back, clucks his tongue appropriately and rubs his scragly chin. While in front of the woman in leather, he absently says, [color=Teal]"should I have shaved, too?"[/color] He quickly makes eye contact with her and says, [color=Teal]"YOU ever try shaving on a horse on the trail? Only one I ever knew to try that we called Blood-Face, well, after that . . . "[/color] He gives a heavy sigh, shakes his head and moves on to her companion, who is the one he does not give a long look to. He just glances at him and moves on to the guy curled up on the floor. After taking in each person in turn, he returns to the bar and, to whatever Dwarf happens to be working there at the moment, says [color=Teal]"Another beer, and is the chili dog in season? . . . Nevermind, just give me mushrooms, a half-dozen eggs scrambled up with goat cheese, a pound of rashers, and a room for the night. Feel like it's months of straight riding from the duke's keep."[/color] Then he bides his time . . . soon, my friends, soon . . . [/QUOTE]
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