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<blockquote data-quote="Lazlow" data-source="post: 2284633" data-attributes="member: 24242"><p><strong>Sunderkeg introduces Lizard Spit</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The vast majority of the patrons ignore you, preferring to keep to their cups. A couple give you dirty glances, but quickly turn away when they get a full look at you.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The guy curled up on the floor seems to be staring at you intently. He continues to snore, however, and upon closer examination, it seems he's sleeping with his eyes wide open. He murmurs something about <span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">"COBRAS!"</span> but falls back asleep.</p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p>Both Dwarves are there at the moment, and Muirna nods at your order before she ducks into the kitchen. Sunderkeg says, <span style="color: DarkRed">"Weel, m'lad, we dinnae ha' rooms here, but I'll be moor 'n happy ta tell ya wheer ta stay."</span></p><p></p><p>With that, he steps out from behind the bar and walks over to a wall where he reaches up and grabs a small wooden ring attached to a piece of twine high up on the wall. He pulls it down with a quick snap! and unfurls a large map of the town (OOC: see next post for map). He stands on an empty stool and speaks loudly, apparently for all to hear... And as his voice gets louder, it seems his accent gets worse...</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed">"Noo, f'r a doom, ye've ga foor choices: Th' G'dey Minst'del, next door, here - a wee bitty o' th' swank, bu' I hayrtily d'ecommend et, aye. Thayn, doon by th' docks, ye've ga th' Water Weasel - if'n y' theenk ye can fend off th' vayrdmin and y' dinnae min' bein' mooged, heh heh. Next oop ye've ga Fharlaghn's D'espit, a d'oadside taymple t' th' t'davelin' god, an' a hostel ta boot. They take nae gold, but they doo dequire ye ta wod'k f'r y' stee; nuthin' too bad, thoo, jes' small tasks, cleanin' 'n' sooch. Yuir las' choice, o' coorse, is ta camp ootside o' toon. But wha wi' all th' goblinoids davagin' and madaudin' an' sooch, I'd rather take me chances a' th' Water Weasel, meself."</span></p><p></p><p>He steps to the other side of the map, places his free hand behind his back, and continues the lecture. <span style="color: DarkRed">"Noo, 'f'n yuir lookin' f'r equipment, ye'll be wantin' Jot's Soond'dies, aye," he says as he pulls out a long pointer, seemingly from nowhere, and points on the map. "F'r moor, shell we see, 'exotic' items, ye'll be wantin' t' see Kolat, aye, ovud a' Kolat's Empoodium." </span> He points again at a different spot, then makes circular motions on the map. <span style="color: DarkRed">"Dight heed, heed we ha' Mayd'chant's Doo. If'n y' cannae fin' whot y' need a' Mayd'chant's Doo, then y' cannae fin' et 'tall, I always see. I'll jes leave th' map doon f'r ye, take yuir time."</span></p><p></p><p>He climbs down from the stool and heads back behind the bar.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lazlow, post: 2284633, member: 24242"] [b]Sunderkeg introduces Lizard Spit[/b] The vast majority of the patrons ignore you, preferring to keep to their cups. A couple give you dirty glances, but quickly turn away when they get a full look at you. The guy curled up on the floor seems to be staring at you intently. He continues to snore, however, and upon closer examination, it seems he's sleeping with his eyes wide open. He murmurs something about [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]"COBRAS!"[/COLOR] but falls back asleep. Both Dwarves are there at the moment, and Muirna nods at your order before she ducks into the kitchen. Sunderkeg says, [COLOR=DarkRed]"Weel, m'lad, we dinnae ha' rooms here, but I'll be moor 'n happy ta tell ya wheer ta stay."[/COLOR] With that, he steps out from behind the bar and walks over to a wall where he reaches up and grabs a small wooden ring attached to a piece of twine high up on the wall. He pulls it down with a quick snap! and unfurls a large map of the town (OOC: see next post for map). He stands on an empty stool and speaks loudly, apparently for all to hear... And as his voice gets louder, it seems his accent gets worse... [COLOR=DarkRed]"Noo, f'r a doom, ye've ga foor choices: Th' G'dey Minst'del, next door, here - a wee bitty o' th' swank, bu' I hayrtily d'ecommend et, aye. Thayn, doon by th' docks, ye've ga th' Water Weasel - if'n y' theenk ye can fend off th' vayrdmin and y' dinnae min' bein' mooged, heh heh. Next oop ye've ga Fharlaghn's D'espit, a d'oadside taymple t' th' t'davelin' god, an' a hostel ta boot. They take nae gold, but they doo dequire ye ta wod'k f'r y' stee; nuthin' too bad, thoo, jes' small tasks, cleanin' 'n' sooch. Yuir las' choice, o' coorse, is ta camp ootside o' toon. But wha wi' all th' goblinoids davagin' and madaudin' an' sooch, I'd rather take me chances a' th' Water Weasel, meself."[/COLOR] He steps to the other side of the map, places his free hand behind his back, and continues the lecture. [COLOR=DarkRed]"Noo, 'f'n yuir lookin' f'r equipment, ye'll be wantin' Jot's Soond'dies, aye," he says as he pulls out a long pointer, seemingly from nowhere, and points on the map. "F'r moor, shell we see, 'exotic' items, ye'll be wantin' t' see Kolat, aye, ovud a' Kolat's Empoodium." [/COLOR] He points again at a different spot, then makes circular motions on the map. [COLOR=DarkRed]"Dight heed, heed we ha' Mayd'chant's Doo. If'n y' cannae fin' whot y' need a' Mayd'chant's Doo, then y' cannae fin' et 'tall, I always see. I'll jes leave th' map doon f'r ye, take yuir time."[/COLOR] He climbs down from the stool and heads back behind the bar. [/QUOTE]
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