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<blockquote data-quote="Gray Shade" data-source="post: 2284770" data-attributes="member: 32340"><p><span style="color: black">The human with the badge claps Sunderkeg friendlily on the back as he moves past him and says loudly: <span style="color: teal">"Thank you, wise and mighty Sunderkeg! I'm in town on an important mission. Sent by the Duke. I seek an item of power, which I must keep from falling into the wrong hands, but first I must find a stalwart band of adventurers to help me, for my plight is mightier than my singular might might be."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">He pauses and the angle of his look goes a bit over everyone's head as he turns away from Sunderkeg and toward the tavern dwellers.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: teal">"I am an official representative of the Duke, a man at arms in his royal constabulary. My name is Sheriff Berserker Bill. You may have heard of me!"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><awkward silence--a guy in back clears his throat></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: teal">"No? Not even a little?"</span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: teal">"In any case, I am a Sheriff, sent on a tracking mission to retrieve an item of mystical power before it can be taken by a foul outlaw who would use its power to . . . "</span> His voice fades as his face grows grim and he knuckles at what may have been a tear from his right eye.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: teal">"We cannot let this happen! My quest is a difficult and arduous one, but before I can complete it, I must seek the power which can only come from unifying diversity."</span> He moves his hands like he's choking a baby. <span style="color: teal">"Men and women of endurance and cunning!"</span> He motions about at the other strangers, <span style="color: teal">"Elven Poofs, Goth Chicks, Scary Intellectuals, even Drunken Amnesiacs, all have their uses, all should be pulled together NOW by the call to arms of . . . of . . . oh, crap"</span> he wags his head once. With a deep breath, he lifts an invisible beach ball to his eye level with both arms and finishes: <span style="color: teal">"of goodness itself!"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">When no one jumps at this, he adds, <span style="color: teal">"or the monetary reward the Duke has authorized me to disburse."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: teal">"Who's with me?!"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gray Shade, post: 2284770, member: 32340"] [color=black]The human with the badge claps Sunderkeg friendlily on the back as he moves past him and says loudly: [color=teal]"Thank you, wise and mighty Sunderkeg! I'm in town on an important mission. Sent by the Duke. I seek an item of power, which I must keep from falling into the wrong hands, but first I must find a stalwart band of adventurers to help me, for my plight is mightier than my singular might might be."[/color][/color] [color=black]He pauses and the angle of his look goes a bit over everyone's head as he turns away from Sunderkeg and toward the tavern dwellers.[/color] [color=black][color=teal]"I am an official representative of the Duke, a man at arms in his royal constabulary. My name is Sheriff Berserker Bill. You may have heard of me!"[/color][/color] [color=black]<awkward silence--a guy in back clears his throat>[/color] [color=black][color=teal]"No? Not even a little?"[/color][/color] [color=black][color=teal]"In any case, I am a Sheriff, sent on a tracking mission to retrieve an item of mystical power before it can be taken by a foul outlaw who would use its power to . . . "[/color] His voice fades as his face grows grim and he knuckles at what may have been a tear from his right eye.[/color] [color=black][color=teal]"We cannot let this happen! My quest is a difficult and arduous one, but before I can complete it, I must seek the power which can only come from unifying diversity."[/color] He moves his hands like he's choking a baby. [color=teal]"Men and women of endurance and cunning!"[/color] He motions about at the other strangers, [color=teal]"Elven Poofs, Goth Chicks, Scary Intellectuals, even Drunken Amnesiacs, all have their uses, all should be pulled together NOW by the call to arms of . . . of . . . oh, crap"[/color] he wags his head once. With a deep breath, he lifts an invisible beach ball to his eye level with both arms and finishes: [color=teal]"of goodness itself!"[/color][/color] [color=black]When no one jumps at this, he adds, [color=teal]"or the monetary reward the Duke has authorized me to disburse."[/color][/color] [color=black][color=teal]"Who's with me?!"[/color][/color] [/QUOTE]
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