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<blockquote data-quote="Lazlow" data-source="post: 3343698" data-attributes="member: 24242"><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">"Come on, boy, let's go do your business, we don't want t- OH, for Pete's sake."</span></p><p></p><p>You turn to see that Al has stepped out of the front door, his trusty pet Rocky in tow, evidently time for walkies. He gives you all a disdainful look, followed by an exasperated one. Pinching the bridge of his nose between his eyes, he finally speaks to you:</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">"Why am I not surprised that you're still here? I knew, I just <em>knew</em> something like this was bound to happen." </span> He looks up again. <span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">"So what are you still doing here, 'planning' again? How long is <strong>that</strong> going to take? And why do you feel the need to do it here, on my front doorstep!?"</span> He seems to be getting a bit agitated now. <span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">"I mean, seriously, I move out here to the country to be <em>AWAY</em> from everyone, but somehow everyone always seems to find a way to <em>pester</em> me. If it's not the mayor or the captain it's the mining guild, or more hobgoblins or trolls or who knows what! <em>Why can't you people just leave me alone?!?</em>"</span></p><p>Just as his ranting reaches a crescendo, he pauses... Something's dawned on him, and he doesn't like it, not one bit. Rocky senses his master's anger and starts to growl viciously, although, being mostly blind he's directed his own ire towards a small privet bush nearby the door.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">"Were... Were YOU the ones singing out here?" </span> (Um... Is the sky <em>actually</em> darkening above? Or is that just me?) <span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">"Something about whales and tails and ale?"</span> (No, I think it's actually darkening, really. Those clouds seem to be moving in fast...)</p><p></p><p>Al pulls himself up to his full height, which really seems to be a lot taller than you initially thought. It's quite a frightening sight, really.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">"WHAT ON EARTH POSSESSED YOU TO START AT ONE MILLION BOTTLES?!?!?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lazlow, post: 3343698, member: 24242"] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]"Come on, boy, let's go do your business, we don't want t- OH, for Pete's sake."[/COLOR] You turn to see that Al has stepped out of the front door, his trusty pet Rocky in tow, evidently time for walkies. He gives you all a disdainful look, followed by an exasperated one. Pinching the bridge of his nose between his eyes, he finally speaks to you: [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]"Why am I not surprised that you're still here? I knew, I just [I]knew[/I] something like this was bound to happen." [/COLOR] He looks up again. [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]"So what are you still doing here, 'planning' again? How long is [B]that[/B] going to take? And why do you feel the need to do it here, on my front doorstep!?"[/COLOR] He seems to be getting a bit agitated now. [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]"I mean, seriously, I move out here to the country to be [I]AWAY[/I] from everyone, but somehow everyone always seems to find a way to [I]pester[/I] me. If it's not the mayor or the captain it's the mining guild, or more hobgoblins or trolls or who knows what! [I]Why can't you people just leave me alone?!?[/I]"[/COLOR] Just as his ranting reaches a crescendo, he pauses... Something's dawned on him, and he doesn't like it, not one bit. Rocky senses his master's anger and starts to growl viciously, although, being mostly blind he's directed his own ire towards a small privet bush nearby the door. [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]"Were... Were YOU the ones singing out here?" [/COLOR] (Um... Is the sky [I]actually[/I] darkening above? Or is that just me?) [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]"Something about whales and tails and ale?"[/COLOR] (No, I think it's actually darkening, really. Those clouds seem to be moving in fast...) Al pulls himself up to his full height, which really seems to be a lot taller than you initially thought. It's quite a frightening sight, really. [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]"WHAT ON EARTH POSSESSED YOU TO START AT ONE MILLION BOTTLES?!?!?"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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