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<blockquote data-quote="Wystan" data-source="post: 3343717" data-attributes="member: 21422"><p>I pull down the blindfold (hard to be a firghtening sight when one cannot see it... <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />) and draw my sword.</p><p><span style="color: green">"My good ma...gno...troglodite, We were here, as you assisted us none to well, still trying to decide what was needed as the next step in our journey. </span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">As to the one million, well I decided that proving our superiority to your lack thereof was more important and waiting for you to emerge could take a year or two. Therefore I alone decided that I should entertain us whilst we waited. You will notice that I skipped the entirety of 540,000 to 480,000 as Achen-Arrh Block the accountant god states that they are inauspicious numbers and may have actually hindered our future endeavors. </span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">As Bobo the Clown god always said "May the rubber nose not be full of that which your enemy blows". As I have deemed you to be a blowhard who assists others only as a means of not assisting them, I have decided that it is a small part of my lifes work to annoy you. </span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">If you continue to bluster and threaten with weather effects I will be forced to cause someone to have to remove a few feet of steel from your precious lungs. We hate being toyed with and I for one would glady play 'skewer the troglodite' three times a day for the forseeable future.</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">As to your 'pet' there, I would suggest that you keep him on a shorter leash or the constabulatory may need to be informed of the menace that you are allowing to roam free over the countryside. Oh wait, we are the constabulatory, so I guess we already know. If I hear one more complaint about your reckless endangerment of sapient life I will be forced to remove the problem and have it destroyed...</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">NOW HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?</span></p><p></p><p>Waiting on the next move, readying an action to skewer Al. (Please use the needed Intimidate (+4) rolls for me... I am more than ready to infuse his personage with steel)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Wystan, post: 3343717, member: 21422"] I pull down the blindfold (hard to be a firghtening sight when one cannot see it... :)) and draw my sword. [color=green]"My good ma...gno...troglodite, We were here, as you assisted us none to well, still trying to decide what was needed as the next step in our journey. As to the one million, well I decided that proving our superiority to your lack thereof was more important and waiting for you to emerge could take a year or two. Therefore I alone decided that I should entertain us whilst we waited. You will notice that I skipped the entirety of 540,000 to 480,000 as Achen-Arrh Block the accountant god states that they are inauspicious numbers and may have actually hindered our future endeavors. As Bobo the Clown god always said "May the rubber nose not be full of that which your enemy blows". As I have deemed you to be a blowhard who assists others only as a means of not assisting them, I have decided that it is a small part of my lifes work to annoy you. If you continue to bluster and threaten with weather effects I will be forced to cause someone to have to remove a few feet of steel from your precious lungs. We hate being toyed with and I for one would glady play 'skewer the troglodite' three times a day for the forseeable future. As to your 'pet' there, I would suggest that you keep him on a shorter leash or the constabulatory may need to be informed of the menace that you are allowing to roam free over the countryside. Oh wait, we are the constabulatory, so I guess we already know. If I hear one more complaint about your reckless endangerment of sapient life I will be forced to remove the problem and have it destroyed... NOW HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?[/color] Waiting on the next move, readying an action to skewer Al. (Please use the needed Intimidate (+4) rolls for me... I am more than ready to infuse his personage with steel) [/QUOTE]
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