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<blockquote data-quote="Gray Shade" data-source="post: 3346649" data-attributes="member: 32340"><p>Berserker Bill, having been stunned for several minutes/hours/days/months by all the vomit the elf produced (like a mouse throwing up three full chicken legs, one after another) suddenly looks up from the mess, his arm still raised with a cup of tea in the hand, pinky still in the air.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: teal"><strong>"YEAH!"</strong></span> he shouts at Al, stepping closer via the throat of a dead goblinoid but kind of slipping on that and then catching himself on Ranti's shoulder. He mutters a curse and a thanks and then offers Ranti his cup of tea. Speaking conspiratorially, he mutters to to the elf,<span style="color: teal"><em> "here, this should help your tummy. I swear I haven't drank fro -- no? Need to kill: rising? Too much of a rage? I understand."</em></span> He tosses the cup of tea away without looking and it bounces off Richard's helmet without provoking a reaction except a comical "doink!" sound effect.</p><p></p><p>Glaring back at Al, the Sheriff again screams (spitting probably too much for decent company while doing so), <span style="color: teal"><strong>"We'll roast your flesh over a spit made of your bones and desecrate your pet in foul and disturbing ways if you don't bugger off! We had a deal,<em> wizard!</em>"</strong></span> he spits the venomous word.</p><p></p><p>He then draws his sword and says one last sentence before letting the remaining (perhaps miniscule, depending on who you talk to) bit of intellect bury itself deep, deep, deep . . . deep within him. He shakes then froths violently, like a volcano bursting its top, his head tilted back, literally spewing and spattering some of the most unpleasant-smelling bubbles of enough spittle to make a dragon raise an eyebrow. His limbs shiver and convulse. His tacky, gold chains rattle and even his chest hair seems to quiver with rage.</p><p></p><p>Before falling into incoherence he manages to scream (crimany, can't he just talk?), <span style="color: teal"><strong>"Y'all go ahead and get the orb; I'll hold off the wizard!"</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Reeling back a half step, readying for what looks at first to be a powerful charge he roars like a Hill Giant kicked in the nuts and then flings his sword at the wizard. Apparently attempting to kill him in blow.</p><p></p><p></p><p>* * * * *</p><p></p><p>OOC: Bill will rage and then fling his sword at the wizard. Aiming for the throat. If, and this is unlikely, Al is not killed instantly, he'll charge forward and strangle the life out of him.</p><p></p><p>There. That outta do it. Now, let's go find that orb!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gray Shade, post: 3346649, member: 32340"] Berserker Bill, having been stunned for several minutes/hours/days/months by all the vomit the elf produced (like a mouse throwing up three full chicken legs, one after another) suddenly looks up from the mess, his arm still raised with a cup of tea in the hand, pinky still in the air. [color=teal][b]"YEAH!"[/b][/color] he shouts at Al, stepping closer via the throat of a dead goblinoid but kind of slipping on that and then catching himself on Ranti's shoulder. He mutters a curse and a thanks and then offers Ranti his cup of tea. Speaking conspiratorially, he mutters to to the elf,[color=teal][i] "here, this should help your tummy. I swear I haven't drank fro -- no? Need to kill: rising? Too much of a rage? I understand."[/i][/color] He tosses the cup of tea away without looking and it bounces off Richard's helmet without provoking a reaction except a comical "doink!" sound effect. Glaring back at Al, the Sheriff again screams (spitting probably too much for decent company while doing so), [color=teal][b]"We'll roast your flesh over a spit made of your bones and desecrate your pet in foul and disturbing ways if you don't bugger off! We had a deal,[i] wizard![/i]"[/b][/color] he spits the venomous word. He then draws his sword and says one last sentence before letting the remaining (perhaps miniscule, depending on who you talk to) bit of intellect bury itself deep, deep, deep . . . deep within him. He shakes then froths violently, like a volcano bursting its top, his head tilted back, literally spewing and spattering some of the most unpleasant-smelling bubbles of enough spittle to make a dragon raise an eyebrow. His limbs shiver and convulse. His tacky, gold chains rattle and even his chest hair seems to quiver with rage. Before falling into incoherence he manages to scream (crimany, can't he just talk?), [color=teal][b]"Y'all go ahead and get the orb; I'll hold off the wizard!"[/b][/color] Reeling back a half step, readying for what looks at first to be a powerful charge he roars like a Hill Giant kicked in the nuts and then flings his sword at the wizard. Apparently attempting to kill him in blow. * * * * * OOC: Bill will rage and then fling his sword at the wizard. Aiming for the throat. If, and this is unlikely, Al is not killed instantly, he'll charge forward and strangle the life out of him. There. That outta do it. Now, let's go find that orb! [/QUOTE]
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