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<blockquote data-quote="Systole" data-source="post: 6099117" data-attributes="member: 93930"><p>At the raven's aggressive cawing, the rat launches himself at the bird. With practiced ease, the dwarf snatches the giant rat out of the air and hugs it tightly. <span style="color: #8b4513">"Mister Dickens! Didn't Cavernous Hode just say that there was to be no roughhousing? Awwww ... look at that face! Cavernous Hode can't stay angry at such a cutie-pie!"</span> The rat struggles in vain against the dwarf's cuddling, all the while glaring hatefully at the raven.</p><p></p><p>Still holding the rat, Cavernous Hode turns back to the orc and frowns in thought. <span style="color: #8b4513">"So the difference between a bodice and a girdle is that a bodice is disposable while a girdle is intended to be re-used? That begs the questions as to why so few heroines wear girdles and why so many wear bodices. Perhaps the books that Cavernous Hode discovered simply constitute a statistical anomaly, and <em>most </em>heroines prefer girdles. Cavernous Hode will have to do further research on the subject.</span></p><p><span style="color: #8b4513"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b4513">"As for the promised refreshment drink, Cavernous Hode would be happy to supply the young grey orc."</span> He looks over at the barmaid and a dreamy look comes over his face. <span style="color: #8b4513">"The tiefling barmaid is over there, wearing her bodice ... and she will come over to us ... wearing her bodice ... and then ... and ... uh, what was Cavernous Hode saying?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Systole, post: 6099117, member: 93930"] At the raven's aggressive cawing, the rat launches himself at the bird. With practiced ease, the dwarf snatches the giant rat out of the air and hugs it tightly. [COLOR=#8b4513]"Mister Dickens! Didn't Cavernous Hode just say that there was to be no roughhousing? Awwww ... look at that face! Cavernous Hode can't stay angry at such a cutie-pie!"[/COLOR] The rat struggles in vain against the dwarf's cuddling, all the while glaring hatefully at the raven. Still holding the rat, Cavernous Hode turns back to the orc and frowns in thought. [COLOR=#8b4513]"So the difference between a bodice and a girdle is that a bodice is disposable while a girdle is intended to be re-used? That begs the questions as to why so few heroines wear girdles and why so many wear bodices. Perhaps the books that Cavernous Hode discovered simply constitute a statistical anomaly, and [I]most [/I]heroines prefer girdles. Cavernous Hode will have to do further research on the subject. "As for the promised refreshment drink, Cavernous Hode would be happy to supply the young grey orc."[/COLOR] He looks over at the barmaid and a dreamy look comes over his face. [COLOR=#8b4513]"The tiefling barmaid is over there, wearing her bodice ... and she will come over to us ... wearing her bodice ... and then ... and ... uh, what was Cavernous Hode saying?"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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