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<blockquote data-quote="+5 Keyboard!" data-source="post: 3290667" data-attributes="member: 48586"><p>Hey, all. One of the post titles I glanced at made me think of all of the monologuing I've done over the years when role-playing the various villains/monsters in my campaigns.</p><p></p><p>Some of the best times in my games were spent out-monologuing my players. </p><p></p><p>I can't recall all of the cool monologues. At the moment only a few come to mind. Here's one:</p><p></p><p>The group was trapped in an extraplanar space that was sort of like a pit trap that was quite large and very dark. Trapped in it with them was a particularly nasty <strong>Nightwalker</strong>. The party's paladin had a really cool sword that was imbued with some abilities the player had put a lot of time and xp into. The paladin hit the creature a couple of times and damaged it whereas the others were having a tougher time of it. After the second such blow from the paladin's sword, the creature hissed, "That will be the last time you ever use that weapon, human!" The <strong>Nightwalker</strong> then proceeded to successfully disarm the paladin of his super cool sword, smashed it into a ball of useless metal, and flung it back at him.</p><p></p><p>Another one was more of a punk speech:</p><p></p><p>The party cleric had gotten separated from the rest of the party to investigate the source of a spell that had been cast at them. Climbing into the cave tunnel above the party's position, the cleric found himself face to face with a <strong>Nalfeshnee</strong>. The fiend made a full attack on him with every hit successful and inflicting a LOT of damage. With the blood still dripping from it's claws, the demon leered down at the cleric and said, "Your move, Holy Man!" </p><p></p><p>Anyway, I'd love to share yours or a few ideas for some.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="+5 Keyboard!, post: 3290667, member: 48586"] Hey, all. One of the post titles I glanced at made me think of all of the monologuing I've done over the years when role-playing the various villains/monsters in my campaigns. Some of the best times in my games were spent out-monologuing my players. I can't recall all of the cool monologues. At the moment only a few come to mind. Here's one: The group was trapped in an extraplanar space that was sort of like a pit trap that was quite large and very dark. Trapped in it with them was a particularly nasty [b]Nightwalker[/b]. The party's paladin had a really cool sword that was imbued with some abilities the player had put a lot of time and xp into. The paladin hit the creature a couple of times and damaged it whereas the others were having a tougher time of it. After the second such blow from the paladin's sword, the creature hissed, "That will be the last time you ever use that weapon, human!" The [b]Nightwalker[/b] then proceeded to successfully disarm the paladin of his super cool sword, smashed it into a ball of useless metal, and flung it back at him. Another one was more of a punk speech: The party cleric had gotten separated from the rest of the party to investigate the source of a spell that had been cast at them. Climbing into the cave tunnel above the party's position, the cleric found himself face to face with a [b]Nalfeshnee[/b]. The fiend made a full attack on him with every hit successful and inflicting a LOT of damage. With the blood still dripping from it's claws, the demon leered down at the cleric and said, "Your move, Holy Man!" Anyway, I'd love to share yours or a few ideas for some. [/QUOTE]
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