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<blockquote data-quote="Rackhir" data-source="post: 3617227" data-attributes="member: 149"><p>To tease and torment you all. Yet another post not by everyone's favorite Alchemist.</p><p></p><p><Read by Deep Announcer Voice></p><p>Rackhir is a man on a Mission.</p><p>He has 24 hrs to find the Yu bow before the entire run of the Jerry Springer Show is beamed into his head by Nadir.</p><p></p><p><Cut to Rackhir Gripping Meiji by his collar and shouting in his face></p><p>"WHERE IS IT!"</p><p></p><p>"Where's what?" </p><p></p><p>"I DON"T KNOW! MALLUS HASN"T TOLD US YET!"</p><p></p><p>He's a man on the edge.</p><p><Cut to Rackhir on the ledge of a building with Burne Poking his Head out the window></p><p></p><p>"Rackhir, don't jump! You haven't tested out the boots yet. Besides I'm sure that Mallus will get around to writing the information on the Bow up. It's only been 15 months." </p><p></p><p>He's about to explode</p><p><Cut to Kenji calmly having Tea with Dr. Wu></p><p></p><p>"No I'm not doing that scene."</p><p></p><p>Coming to a D&D game near you sometime before the next millennium or the second coming of Elvis Presley.</p><p></p><p>THE YU BOW SAGA!!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rackhir, post: 3617227, member: 149"] To tease and torment you all. Yet another post not by everyone's favorite Alchemist. <Read by Deep Announcer Voice> Rackhir is a man on a Mission. He has 24 hrs to find the Yu bow before the entire run of the Jerry Springer Show is beamed into his head by Nadir. <Cut to Rackhir Gripping Meiji by his collar and shouting in his face> "WHERE IS IT!" "Where's what?" "I DON"T KNOW! MALLUS HASN"T TOLD US YET!" He's a man on the edge. <Cut to Rackhir on the ledge of a building with Burne Poking his Head out the window> "Rackhir, don't jump! You haven't tested out the boots yet. Besides I'm sure that Mallus will get around to writing the information on the Bow up. It's only been 15 months." He's about to explode <Cut to Kenji calmly having Tea with Dr. Wu> "No I'm not doing that scene." Coming to a D&D game near you sometime before the next millennium or the second coming of Elvis Presley. THE YU BOW SAGA!!!! [/QUOTE]
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